Tose penguins are definately up to something. Whenever I visited they would be speaking penguinese very emphatically and with much lively wing fapping, but as soon as I approach, they stop talking and stay very quiet. They absently scuff the ground with their feet and give each other little nods, wink and sidelong glances. They think that I don't know they are up to something. Apart from that they act very penguiny! Very disconcerning.
Oh well guess it doesn't matter. I got ousted and a lot of Aussies were after my blood. I think the "Die Johnny Die" message I scrawled across his home might have tipped the authorities off to the fact that he didn't voilently stab himself to death with a butterknife. So anyhow the army came and I was lucky to keep one step ahead of them. I am now unfortunately living a life of luxury in Tahiti with the billion dollars I stole from the Treasury. Damn it!
Oh well was some fun while it lasted.
Mind you thinking now, I have a bit of money and notority....I wonder if Tahiti is ripe for a bloody coup?