G'day from Australia. Had a busy few days. I toured alone around Canberra, made a lot of unscheduled random house calls on a lot of politicians homes, met them and murdered them quite voilently. I then assumed power in the interim and called martial law to restore confidence in the crisis.
To appease the masses I changed the national anthem to "Sounds of them" and gave David Boone the order of Australia. To redress some of the economic debt I executed all prisoners who were convincingly convicted of major crimes and confiscated all their property. It was such a good trick I did the same to all those people I have run a foul of in my life and also businesses and corporations that have "bought their way out of trouble".
Dictatorship is working so far but trouble is brewing in paradise. They didn't appreciate me making Norman Gunston head of ABC or Sir Les Patterson of ambassador to the UN. THey are over their initial shock and suspect I may have actually have had some part in the engineering of the coup.
May be in a spot of bother....