mirror which he held up so I could look into it & when I reached out to touch its silvery surface my fingers broke through it.
"What in the world is this?"
"Vertical water," he replied giggling.
"Can I go there?"
"Be my guest," he said & spat out Ron, ald, red & blue, "& take your friends with you. There's a much better pub in there."
"But I have no money."
"Nema Problema," he said, "they'll actually pay you to drink in that pub."
"....... .....," I said, speechless.
"& don't forget your Capri Coat."
"......," I said, still speechless & put myself into the Capri Coat & digging into its deep pockets my fingers touched something they couldn't identify at first but when I took hold of it & held it up for everyone to see we knew immediately what it was, only much, much smaller than before, it was still our own Mergatroyd.