A man walks down a street.
A man turns left.
A man is standing still.
A man is looking at a house.
A man is hellishly surprised as The Gruesome Avatar Of Erkolos, a Mole with some kind of crown, a giant hamster chewing apricots.
A man gets up
A man is once again toppled over, this time by various bits and pieces that should, or shouldn't, be moving, amongst them a fridge painted in rather psychedelic patterns scrambling along adding it's very own flair of pandemonium (and cheese) to the local atmosphere, which had already just about had it with surreal oddities for one day.
A man gets up, once again.
A man rights his tie.
A man looks at the house, at the door, and at the weird scene playing out in the kitchen.
What he saw was...