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Official Chav Rant/joke thread
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nyanchan
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Mmm...
Think I'm getting SLIGHTLY closer to understanding what a chav is.
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| 11-30-2006 11:08 AM |
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
The chav (ie incomplete) joke.
Chav ma what ya gat.
Fish n game.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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| 12-13-2006 12:16 PM |
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Moon Baby
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Meiloyn
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
The waistband on your pants go ABOVE your ***, not below it.
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
This is the last place I expected to find classism. This thread is disgusting.
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| 03-01-2007 05:41 AM |
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Lace Neil Singer
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
You don't have to read it, you know. I have a mate who's often referred to as a chavette; she cares about it just as much as I care about my "freak" label.
Dear Diary, I want to kill - and you have to believe, it's for more than just selfish reasons, more than just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. - Veronica Sawyer, Heathers.
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Sometimes it's my life I can't taste
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
This is the last place I expected to find classism. This thread is disgusting.
It seems more like some kind of safety valve.
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| 05-25-2007 11:56 AM |
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Ian
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
"I discovered another sequence of nucleotides, this one is Rigellian! mm hahah, this corpse is full of surprises!" - Dr. Phlox.
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| 05-25-2007 12:06 PM |
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Pakrat
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
So chavs are not poor people but ignorant poor people. I wonder what you'd call ignorant middle class or rich people?
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| 05-26-2007 12:58 PM |
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Ian
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
Ian's ;p
nah seriously, I'd just call em ignorant people..
Chav's are a bit more complex, as much of an oxymoron as that is.
"I discovered another sequence of nucleotides, this one is Rigellian! mm hahah, this corpse is full of surprises!" - Dr. Phlox.
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| 05-27-2007 12:31 AM |
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Michael 1
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| 05-27-2007 12:34 AM |
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Ian
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
I've seen a good through like this.
"I discovered another sequence of nucleotides, this one is Rigellian! mm hahah, this corpse is full of surprises!" - Dr. Phlox.
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| 05-27-2007 11:04 AM |
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
Are chavs as popular in the UK as emos are here? Thats what it sounds like. Lady Sovereign is a chav and I stopped listening to her " music" after I found out about it.
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| 05-27-2007 11:06 AM |
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
Are chavs like the people in Little Britain?
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| 05-27-2007 02:05 PM |
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Ian
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RE: Official Chav Rant/joke thread
To an extent, They're hard to explain.
in a word, adolescent thugs and criminals.
I'll do my theivery the professional way thanks ;p
"I discovered another sequence of nucleotides, this one is Rigellian! mm hahah, this corpse is full of surprises!" - Dr. Phlox.
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