(ghetto edit) I've seen a good FEW like that

I wonder if being a chav is a requirement for appearing on Big Brother? It certainly must be for the Jerry Springer show.

Chavs. . . we should send them all up to scotland so those rich snobby kids can do their chav hunt for real!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tays...944534.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_...b=1&news=1

lol, they take it so seriously!

what do you say to a chav with a name tag?


big mac please.

Chavs can be any class, in my experience. There are a good few middle class chavs as well as the usual poor ones.

Maybe chav-ness is a state of mind.

do chavs target people like us?
but regardless I hate them

Yeah, I think they do target people like us.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

THEY SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!! MHUHHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :p

urgh I hate NT trends they always seem to be about making being a mindless drone cool or as chavs say "cushty" URGH! I JUST USED A CHAV WORD AAAAHHH!! I NEED A SHOWER!!
sorry im a bit hyper at the moment

lol, i have a chav joke, but it's abit long.


there are 2 guys in a car, the passenger is blind. the other man is driving. suddenly, there is a little bump in the road.
"What was that?" said the blind man.
"oh nothing, just a cat, it was about to die anyway." replied the driver.
A little while later they hit a bigger bump.
"What was that?" asked the blind man.
"oh it was a dog, it had rabies, it was gona die any minute anyway."
After a while, theres a little bump and then a huge bump.
"What the hell was that!!?" asked the blind man.
"oh it was just a chav." he replied.
"so what was the little bump?" the blind man asked.
"oh i had to drive onto the pavement to run him over."

also, i've had my bad experiances with chavs, and gangsters (there basicly the same thing). there are alot of them in my school and they are very horrible. but there is this one girl, in year 11, who picks on people who are from other countries or are disabled. also she calls everyone "babe". so me and my sister call eachother "babe", making fun of her.

There are three chavs in a car, going at high speed going down the estate, the older boyfriend, the pregnant 11yo girlfriend and the older chavs kid from his last relationship.

Which one is driving?
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The arresting officer

lol

I have 2 chav jokes....

this was on the front of a card

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they may not be as fast as foxes but at least no one minds if you go chav hunting!

this was one my friend made up

2. I have a cure for chavs it's called a shotgun

Flardox, are you sure we are not distantly related? I have been proposing harsher penalties on fox hunting for a long time, whilst also arguing in favour of legalising, indeed, encouraging charv hunting for a long time.

Just replace the horses with motorbikes, and the hounds with panthers or leopards, flush the pikeys out with CS rounds, and tally ho! and don't spare the horses!