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Gareth
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Halloween carols

Away in r'lyeh

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Away in r'lyeh Cthulhu lays dreaming
One day he'll rise
To a world driven mad

When the stars are all right
He'll rise from his grave
Into a world driven mad
Where men have become wild

On that day the old ones will return
Men will be as wild and as free
Killing each other in a mass orgy

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10-31-2012 12:47 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

I apologise in advance for the blatant offensiveness of this one:

To the tune of "dec the halls":

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Send the christians to the lions
Trolololololol

Send the christians to the lions
Trolololololol

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10-31-2012 12:49 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

Lucifer is rising tonight (to the tune of "santa claus is coming to town":

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You'd better not pray
You'd better not hide
You'd better face reality
I'm telling you why

Lucifer is rising tonight!
Lucifer is rising tonight! Oh yeah!
Lucifer is rising tonight

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10-31-2012 01:01 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

Not a carol, but still, it's a song ((that a despise)), made better.

Jeff the Killer and I know it, ((I'm sexy and I know it))

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When I walk on by, people are looking like: Damn, he's ugly. I stab to be beat. Walking down the street in my new sweater. Yeah. This is how I roll. No eyelids, out of control. It's Jeff with the pale white face. And like Slendy, I kill people, yo! Damn, look at that weird face. Damn, look at that weird face.

Damn, look at that weird face. I burned it! Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face. I burned it! When I climb up the windows, this is what I see:

My victims stop and they're staring at me, I got a knife in my hand, and I'm not afraid to use it (use it, use it, use it). Jeff the Killer and I know it.

Jeff the Killer and I know it. Yeah.

When I'm at their house, they just can't fight me off. And when I'm at a street, I'm in the sweaters trying to tan my skin (what). This is how I roll, come on kids, it's time to go. You're going to die, don't be nervous. No eyelids, white skin and I have a big smile (what).

Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face. I burned it! Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face. I burned it! When I climb up the windows, this is what I see:

My victims stop and they're staring at me. I got a knife in my hand, And I'm not afraid to use it (use it, use it, use it) Jeff the Killer and I know it.

Jeff the Killer and I know it.

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10-31-2012 01:05 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

Please show some consideration for those that suffer from samhainophobia.

‘Just off the coast of Autonomy, across the Bay of Good Intentions, lies the fog shrouded Isle of Best Interests’.

10-31-2012 01:09 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

heterodox Wrote:

Please show some consideration for those that suffer from samhainophobia.

I've never heard of that fear...Is it a real fear or...

Oh, that was a joke wasn't it?

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10-31-2012 01:11 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

heterodox Wrote:

Please show some consideration for those that suffer from samhainophobia.

Anyone here?
If not, no I won't - if someone had a phobia of xmas it wouldn't be reasonable to demand others censor it.

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10-31-2012 01:13 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

Some_Bloke Wrote:

heterodox Wrote:

Please show some consideration for those that suffer from samhainophobia.

I've never heard of that fear...Is it a real fear or...

Oh, that was a joke wasn't it?

It is real, but as I said that doesn't mean we should all censor ourselves.

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10-31-2012 01:14 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

Gareth Wrote:

heterodox Wrote:

Please show some consideration for those that suffer from samhainophobia.

Anyone here?
If not, no I won't - if someone had a phobia of xmas it wouldn't be reasonable to demand others censor it.

Oh, so that's what it is. I'm going to try and work on a Silent Hill/Silent Night Halloween Carol.

Wish me luck

10-31-2012 01:15 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

Silent Hill ((Silent Night))

Me Wrote:

Silent Hill, unholy town
All is dark, all is evil
There is a missing mother and child
Poor infant was so tender and mild
Never sleep again, insomnia
Never sleep again, insomnia

Silent Hill, Unholy town
Thing go bump in the night
Bloody stream from Hell afar
Hosts scream Save us!
Where's your god now?
Where's your god now?

10-31-2012 01:24 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

Is it possible to have a pre-sugar sugar high? I think my children are experiencing this phenomenon, sort of like a premonition of sugar-induced hyperactivity to come Big Grin

They're very excited about trick-or-treat. Their friend is coming with us. He is dressing as The Doctor! I may take some pics and post them because I'm just so pleased with how their costumes turned out.

...lemon curry?...

10-31-2012 02:39 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

I realised earlier today that my regular clothing (smart plain black shirt and trousers and a baphomet necklace) are halloween-ish enough already

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10-31-2012 04:48 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

Gareth Wrote:

I realised earlier today that my regular clothing (smart plain black shirt and trousers and a baphomet necklace) are halloween-ish enough already

IT'S THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR I LOOK NORMAL IN MY STREET CLOTHES.

10-31-2012 05:03 PM

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RE: Halloween carols

ῦ Wrote:

Gareth Wrote:

I realised earlier today that my regular clothing (smart plain black shirt and trousers and a baphomet necklace) are halloween-ish enough already

IT'S THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR I LOOK NORMAL IN MY STREET CLOTHES.

I look forward to the traditional news item from the CoS every year:
http://news.churchofsatan.com/post/34701...e-folk-try

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10-31-2012 05:12 PM