No, not the kind that involves a lot of shouting in a dark room with candles.......

It turns out I have the ability to retroactively cause the cancellation of TV shows. I just started to express interest in Game of Thrones only to be told that the series was cancelled.

Dear Gareth

I have been a loyal fan of yours for many years. I was wondering if you could express an interest in the following programmes.

15 Kids and Counting2012
24 Hours in AE2011
A History of Art in Three Colours2012
A Short History of Everything Else2012
A South American Journey with Jonathan Dimbleby2011
Abby and Brittany2012
Alexander Armstrongs Big Ask2011
American Gypsies2012
Americas Supernanny2011
Americas Worst Tattoos2012
Amish: Out of Order2010
Australias Next Top Model2005
Bar Rescue2011
Baseball Wives2011
Basketball Wives2010
Basketball Wives LA2011
Battle of the Brides2012
Bayou Billionaires2012
Beaver Falls2011
Being Lara Bingle2012
Being... N-Dubz2010
Being: Liverpool2012
Big Brooklyn Style2012
Big Brothers Bit On the Side2011
Big Easy Brides2011
Big Fat Gypsy Weddings2010
Big Rich Texas2011
Big Sexy2011
Big Tiny: Life with the Jordans2012
Big-Extreme Makeover2011
Bikie Wars: Brothers in Arms2012
Billy Connollys Route 662011
Bouncers2012
Breaking Amish2012
Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It2010
Brides of Beverly Hills2011
Bristol Palin: Lifes a Tripp2012
Britain Unzipped2012
Britains Empty Homes2010
Britains First Photo Album2012
Britains Heritage Heroes2012
Britains Hidden Heritage2011
Britains Next Top Model2005
Britains Strangest Pets2012
Britannia High2008
Broadway or Bust2012
Brooklyn 112232012
Candy Bar Girls2011
Carson Nation2011
Celebrities at Home2012
Celebrity Juice2008
Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew2008
Chatsworth2012
Cheating Vegas2012
Chelsea Settles2011
Cherry Healey: How to Get a Life2012
Chris Moyles Quiz Night2009
Chrissy and Mr. Jones2012
Class of (AU)2012
Coming Up2012
Corfu: A Tale of Two Islands2012
Country House Rescue2008
Countrywise2009
Crimewatch Roadshow2009
Dangerous Drivers School2011
Day Jobs2011
Dead Good Job2012
Derren Brown: The Experiments2011
Design Star2006
Dinner Date AU2011
Dirty Britain2012
Dirty, Sexy Things2011
Dont Be Tardy for the Wedding2012
Dont Tell the Bride2007
Dont Tell the Bride AU2012
Dont Tell the Bride US2011
Downsized2010
Driving Wars2011
Drugs Live2012
Dublin Housewives2012
Duck Dynasty2012
Edens World2012
Empire Girls: Julissa and Adrienne2012
Fake Britain2010
Farm Kings2012
Fearne And...2009
Felicity Kendals Indian Shakespeare Quest2012
Filthy Rotten Scoundrels2010
Final Offer2012
Flying Wild Alaska2011
Fool Britannia2012
Four Weddings2009
Freak Like Me2010
Fresh Meat2011
Geordie Finishing School For Girls2011
Girlfriend Confidential LA2012
Girls2012
Glam Fairy2011
Goldfathers2012
Gordon Behind Bars2012
Grand Designs Australia2010
Grandmas House2010
Grow Your Own Drugs2009
Hairy Dieters: How to Love Food and Lose Weight2012
Hardcore Pawn2010
Harlots, Housewives and Heroines: A 17th Century History For Girl2012
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo2012
Heroes of the Skies2012
Hoarders2009
Holiday Hijack2011
Hollywood Exes2012
Homefront (UK)2012
Hotel GB2012
Hotel Hell2012
Househusbands of Hollywood2009
How TV Ruined Your Life2011
Hunderby2012
I Married a Mobster2011
Ian Hislops Stiff Upper Lip - An Emotional History Of Britain2012
Ice loves Coco2011
Island Hospital2012
Jimmy and the Giant Supermarket2012
Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance2010
John Bishops Britain2010
Judith Lucys Spiritual Journey2011
Justin Lee Collins Living Las Vegas2011
Katie2011
Katie: My Beautiful Friends2011
Keyshia and Daniel: Family First2012
Khloe and Lamar2011
L Word2004
Ladyboys2012
Lemon La Vida Loca2012
Lets Do Lunch with Gino and Mel2011
Lisaraye: The Real McCoy2010
London Ink2007
Lost Children2012
Lottery Changed My Life2009
Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta2012
Love For Sail2012
Love Life2012
Love Shaft2012
Mad Fashion2011
Mad Mad World2012
Made in Chelsea2011
Madventures2002
Making Faces (2012)2012
Mark Wrights Hollywood Nights2012
Married to Jonas2012
Million Dollar Decorators2011
Million Dollar Neighbourhood2012
Million Dollar Rooms2010
Miss Advised2012
Mixed Britannia2011
Momster Of The Bride2011
Most Eligible Dallas2011
Moving On2009
My 600 lb Life2012
My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding2012
My Mom is Obsessed2012
My Shopping Addiction2012
My Transsexual Summer2011
Mystery Diners2011
New Zealands Next Top Model2009
Odd One In2010
Our Food2012
Paranormal Cops2010
Paul Mertons Adventures2011
Peter Andre: Here 2 Help2011
Peter Andre: My Life2011
Peter Andres Bad Boyfriend Club2012
Poms in Paradise2011
Price It Out2012
Project Runway2006
Push Girls2012
Quints by Surprise2010
Ragin Cajuns2012
Real Rescues2007
Redneck Rehab2012
Restoration Home UK2011
Rev2010
Rhod Gilberts Work Experience2010
Robbed, Raided, Reunited2012
Robsons Extreme Fishing Challenge2012
Roger and Val Have Just Got In2010
Roseannes Nuts2011
Rude Tube2008
Russian Dolls2011
Ryan and Tatum: The ONeals2011
Same Name2011
Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids2011
Scream Extreme2012
Secret Princes2012
Secret Removers2012
Servants - The True Story Of Life Below Stairs2012
Setup Squad2011
Seven Dwarves2011
Shahs of Sunset2012
Show Me Your Money2012
Signed By Katie2011
Sister Wives2010
Sorority Girls2011
Stansted: The Inside Story2011
Steps: On The Road Again2012
Style Exposed2011
Super Tiny Animals2011
Supersize Grime2011
Swanderosa2012
Tabathas Salon Takeover2008
Take Me Out (UK)2010
Tamara Ecclestone: Billion Dollar Girl2011
Tanisha Gets Married2012
Tattoo Nightmares2012
Texas Multi Mamas2011
The 70s2012
The A List: Dallas2011
The Angel2012
The Audience2012
The Bad Girls Club2006
The Biggest Loser UK2005
The Catalina2012
The Churchills2012
The Dales2011
The Dudesons in America2010
The Exclusives2012
The Fairy Jobmother2010
The Fish Market: Inside Billingsgate2012
The Flowerpot Gang2012
The Food Hospital2011
The GC2012
The Gong Show with Dave Attell2008
The Great British Story: A Peoples History2012
The Great British Weather2011
The High Low Project2011
The Hoarder Next Door2012
The House the 50s Built2012
The Joy Of Teen Sex2011
The Living Room2012
The Men Who Made Us Fat2012
The Real Housewives of DC2010
The Real Housewives of New Jersey2009
The Real Housewives of New York City2008
The Real Housewives of Orange County2006
The Real L Word2010
The Renovators AU2011
The Shire2012
The Shores2012
The Supersizers Go2008
The Talk2010
The Town That Never Retired2012
The Wieners Circle2012
Thelmas Gypsy Girls2012
Thicker Than Water: The Marinos2011
Tia And Tamera2011
Toddlers and Tiaras2009
Top Dog Model2012
Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood2007
Trash to Treasure2012
Turn Back Time (2010)2010
Underage and Pregnant2009
Undercover Boss (UK)2009
Undercover Boss: Abroad2012
Victorian Farm2009
Warship2008
Wartime Farm2012
Weed Wars2011
Welcome To Sweetie Pies2011
When Paddy Met Sally2012
When Teenage Meets Old Age2011
Whisker Wars2011
White Room Challenge2012
Wilson Phillips: Still Holding On2011
Winter Road Rescue2012
Worlds Toughest Trucker2012
Worlds Worst Tenants2012
Young James Herriot2011
Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum2009
Youre Cut Off

Many thanks and when you've magiced them away I've a few more lists for you.

Yours Sincerely

Heterodox

What the hell!?! thats a boat load of crap TV!!!!

Can we get Eastenders on that list, too?

What about Honey Boo Boo Child? Could you get that canceled too?

Form your own list and get in the queue.

Gareth can do mankind a great favour. Ohh not forgetting womankind too.

This post was last modified: 10-19-2012 04:17 PM by heterodox.

Can you just get rid of the stupid reality shows in general?

I agree, that's my second list.

101 Ways to Leave a Game Show2011
13: Fear Is Real2009
16 and Pregnant2009
19 Kids and Counting2008
2 Months, $2 Million2009
24 Hour Catwalk2012
32012
3 Days to Open With Bobby Flay2012
30 Days2005
4th and Long2009
5th Gear2002
60 Minutes (AU)1979
60 Minutes (US)1968
7 Days NZ2009
71 Degrees North2010
9 by Design2010
Abandoned2012
Abby and Brittany2012
Addicted2010
After Lately2011
After the Runway2011
Agony Aunts2012
Airport 24 7: Miami2012
Alaskan Monster Hunt Hillstranded2011
All About Aubrey2011
All Girls Garage2012
All on the Line2011
All Star Dealers2012
All the Right Moves2012
All You Can Meat2012
All-American Handyman2010
All-American Muslim2011
America Sings2011
American Colony: Meet the Hutterites2012
American Gladiators 20082008
American Guns2011
American Idol2002
American Restoration2010
American Stuffers2012
Americas Best2010
Americas Best Dance Crew2007
Americas Got Talent2006
Americas Money Class with Suze Orman2012
Americas Worst Tattoos2012
An Idiot Abroad2010
Anderson Live2011
Animal Mega Moves2011
Animals Say The Wildest Things2011
Antiques Roadshow US1997
Antiques to the Rescue2012
Aotearoa Social Club2012
Apprentice Ireland2008
Around the World In 80 Plates2012
Art Mann Presents2005
Ask Oprahs All-Stars2011
Ask Rhod Gilbert2010
Attack of the Show2005
Auction Hunters2010
Auction Kings2010
Australias Got Talent2007
Australias Next Top Model2005
Bachelor Pad2010
Bachelorette Party: Las Vegas2011
Backyard Inventors2012
Bad Dog US2010
Bad Girls1999
Bad Sex2011
Bait Car2009
Ball Boys2012
Balls Of Steel Australia2011
Bang Goes The Theory2009
Banged Up Abroad2007
Barter Kings2012
Basketball Wives2010
Basketball Wives LA2011
Bath Crashers2010
Battle of the Blades2009
Bayou Billionaires2012
BBQ Pitmasters 2009
Be Your Own Boss2012
Bear Swamp Recovery2011
Beauty and the Geek2005
Beauty And The Geek AU2009
Behind Mansion Walls2011
Being... N-Dubz2010
Bering Sea Gold: Under the Ice2012
Best Ink2012
Bethenny2012
Betty Whites Off Their Rockers2012
Beverly Hills Fabulous2011
Beverly Hills Nannies2012
Beverlys Full House2012
Beyond Scared Straight2011
Bibles Buried Secrets2011
Big Ang2012
Big Break Academy2012
Big Brooklyn Style2012
Big Brother2000
Big Brother After Dark2007
Big Brother AU2001
Big Brother UK2000
Big Easy Justice2012
Big-Extreme Makeover2011
Bikini Barbershop: Jersey2012
Billy the Exterminator2009
Bizarre ER2008
Bizarre Foods2010
Bondi Rescue2006
Bondi Vet2009
Border Security: Australias Front Line2004
Border Wars2010
Bordertown Laredo2011
Born To Shine2011
Boston Med2010
Brad Meltzers Decoded2010
Braxton Family Values2011
Breaking Amish2012
Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It2010
Bridezillas2004
Britains Got More Talent2010
Britains Got Talent2007
Britains Next Big Thing2011
Britains Secret Seas2011
Brooke Knows Best2008
Brothers On Call2011
Bubbas World2010
Build it Bigger2007
Bullrun2007
Bully Beatdown2009
Buried Treasure2011
Caged2012
Cajun Pawn Stars2012
Cake Boss2010
Call of the Wildman2011
Canada Sings2011
Canadas Got Talent2012
Canadas Greatest Know-It-All2012
Canadas Worst Driver2005
Canadas Worst Handyman2006
Canadian Pickers2011
Candice Tells All2011
Candy Queen2011
Car Warriors2011
Carfellas2011
Carrier2008
Cash and Cari2011
Cathouse: The Serie2005
Cats 1012008
Caught in the Act2010
Caught Red Handed2012
CelebriDate2011
Celebrities at Home2012
Celebrity Bedlam2012
Celebrity Big Brother2001
Celebrity Big Brothers Bit On the Side2011
Celebrity Coach Trip2010
Celebrity Ghost Stories2009
Celebrity House Hunting2012
Celebrity Juice2008
Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew2008
Celebrity Wedding Planner2012
Celebrity Wife Swap2012
Chains Of Love2001
Cheating Vegas2012
Chef Academy2009
Chef Wanted with Anne Burrell2012
Chelsea Lately2007
Chicagolicious2012
Childrens Hospital2011
Chris Ryans Elite World Cops2008
Clash of the Dinosaurs2009
Clean House2003
CMT Made2011
Coal2011
Collection Intervention2012
Combat Cash2012
Combat Pawn2012
Come Dine With Me (Ireland)2011
Comic Book Men2012
Conan (2010)2010
Confronting2011
Connections1978
Conveyor Belt of Love2010
Cops1989
Cops And Coyotes2010
Countdown with Keith Olbermann2003
Counting Cars2012
Countrywise Jubilee2012
Couples Therapy2012
Cowboy Builders2009
Cracking Addiction2012
Craft Wars2012
Crash Course2009
Criss Angel Mindfreak2005
Cuffd2011
D.U.I.2011
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team2006
Dance Academy2010
Dance Moms2011
Dance Moms: Miami2012
Dancing with the Stars2005
Dancing With the Stars (AU)2004
Dangerous Flights2012
Dating in the Dark2009
Dating in the Dark (AU)2010
Dating in the Dark (UK)2009
David Blaine What Is Magic2011
DC Cupcakes2010
Deadly North Sea2010
Deadly Women2005
Deals From The Dark Side2011
Denise Richards: Its Complicated2008
Derren Brown: Trick of the Mind2004
Desert Car Kings2011
Desperate Scousewives2011
Diagnosis Live From the Clinic2011
Dinas Party2011
Diners, Drive-ins and Dives2006
Dirty Money 20112011
Dirty Sanchez2003
Dirty Soap2011
Disappeared2010
Disaster Date2009
Dispatches1987
Doctor Who Greatest Moments2009
Dog Squad2011
Dog the Bounty Hunter2004
Dogs in the City2012
Doing DaVinci2009
Domestic Blitz2008
Donald J. Trump Presents The Ultimate Merger2010
Donna Decorates Dallas2011
Dont Blame the Dog2012
Dont Get Screwed2009
Dont Tell the Bride AU2012
Downtown Girls2010
Dragons Den (UK)2005
Dragons Den Canada2006
Dragons Den Ireland2009
Dresscue Me2011
Drew Careys Improv-A-Ganza2011
Drinking Made Easy2010
Driving Force2006
Drug Bust NZ2012
Dual Survival2010
Dublin Housewives2012
Duck Dynasty2012
Duets2012
Eating With Cannibals2011
Eden Eats2012
Embarrassing Bodies2008
Embarrassing Bodies: Live from the Clinic2011
Embarrassing Fat Bodies2011
Emergency Bikers2010
Empire Girls: Julissa and Adrienne2012
Escape to the Country2002
Excess Baggage2012
Exodus Earth2010
Expedition Impossible2011
Extra Yardage2011
Extraordinary Acts of Courage2011
Extraordinary Dogs2011
Extreme Cheapskates2011
Extreme Chef2011
Extreme Clutter2011
Extreme Couponing2011
Extreme Fishing With Robson Green2010
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition2003
Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition2011
Extreme RVs2012
Face Off2011
Facejacker2010
Fair Go1977
Fake Britain2010
Fake or Fortune2011
Family Confidential2011
Family Guns2012
Farm Kings2012
Fashion Hunters2011
Fashion Star2012
Fast Food Mania2012
Fast n Loud2012
Fear2000
Fear Factor US2001
Fearne And...2009
FIFA 20102010
Fight Factory2012
Fight Quest2007
Filthy Cities2011
Final Offer2012
Finding Bigfoot2011
First Homes2012
First Week In2012
Flavor of Love2006
Flip Men2011
Flipped Off2012
Flipping Boston2012
Flipping Out2007
Fly Girls2010
Food Attack2011
Food Network Challenge2005
Food Paradise2007
Football Behind Bars2009
Football Wives2011
Forensic Investigators AU2004
Four in a Bed2011
Four Rooms2011
Four Weddings2009
Freaky Eaters (US)2010
French Food Safari2011
From Beyond2011
Front Row Center2012
Frontier Force2011
Frontier House2012
Full Metal Jousting2012
Future Weapons 2009
G4s Proving Ground2011
Gallery Girls2012
Gator Boys2012
Geek Love2011
Gene Simmons Family Jewels2006
Genius2009
Geordie Shore2011
Get to Work2012
Gigolos2011
Girlfri3nds2012
Girls Gone Wild Presents: Search for the Hottest Girl in America2010
Glam Fairy2011
Goks Clothes Roadshow2011
Goks Teens: The Naked Truth2012
Good Eats1999
Good Game2006
Good Game: Spawn Point2010
Good News Week2000
Good News World2011
Good, Better...Best2012
Gordons Great Escape2010
Grand Designs1999
Graveyard Carz2011
Great Rooms2011
Gruen Planet2011
Guys Choice Awards2007
H8R2011
Hair Battle Spectacular2010
Hairy Bikers2011
Hard Knocks2009
Hardcore Pawn2010
Hardcore Profits2009
Hardliners2011
Harvest2011
Hawaii Air Rescue2012
Hello Baby MBLAQ2012
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo2012
Heroes Unmasked2007
HGTVd2011
High School Moms2012
High Society2010
High Stakes Poker2006
Highway Cops2012
Highway Patrol AU2009
Highway Thru Hell2012
Hillbilly Handfishin2010
Hitched or Ditched2009
Hoarders2009
Hollys World2010
Hollywood Girls Night2011
Hollywood Hi-Tech2011
Hollywood Treasure2010
Holmes on Homes2003
Home By Novogratz2011
Home Takeover with Simon and Tomas2011
Homeland Security USA2009
Homemade Millionaire2010
Homes Under the Hammer2003
Hook, Line, And Sisters2011
Hostage: Do Or Die2011
Hot Like Us2011
Hot Set2012
Hotel Impossible2012
Hotel Stephanie2009
Hotter Than My Daughter2010
House Crashers2009
House of Consignment2012
House of Jazmin2009
How Its Made2001
How The Earth Was Made2011
How to Look Good Naked2003
Howd You Get So Rich2009
Hows Your News2009
Hulk Hogans MCW2011
Human Weapon2007
I Didnt Know I Was Pregnant2008
I Do Over2011
I Found the Gown2012
I Get That a Lot2009
I Love Money2008
I Survived A Japanese Game Show2008
I Survived...Beyond and Back2010
I Used To Be Fat2011
Ice Brigade2011
Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here2009
Im a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here (UK)2009
Im Alive2009
Important Things2010
Impractical Jokers2011
In Their Footsteps2011
Infested2011
Ink Master2012
Insane Coaster Wars2012
Inside American Jail2007
Inside the Actors Studio1994
Inside the Design2012
Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis2012
Interiors Inc.2011
Intervention2005
Intervention Canada2011
Intrepid Journeys2003
Invention USA2011
Iron Chef (UK)2010
Iron Men2012
IRT Deadliest Roads2010
Its A Brad Brad World2012
Its a Knockout 20112011
Its All About Amy2011
Its Worth What2011
Iyanla, Fix My Life2012
Jack Osbourne: Adrenaline Junkie2005
Jamie at Home2008
Jamie Does...2010
Jamie Oliver Food Revolution2010
Jamies 30 Minute Meals2010
Jamies Dream School2011
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Behind Closed Doors2011
Jedwards Big Adventure2012
Jennie Garth: A Little Bit Country2012
Jeopardy1964
Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbours2010
Jersey Couture2010
Jersey Shore2009
Jersey Shore After Hours2011
Jerseylicious2010
Jesse James Is a Dead Man2009
Jimmy Kimmel Live2003
Jimmys Forest2012
Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best2011
Judge Joe Brown1998
Judge Judy1996
Judge Mathis1999
Jump City: Seattle2011
Junior Apprentice2010
Junior Doctors: Your Life in Their Hands2011
Junior MasterChef Australia2010
Junk Gypsies2011
JUNKies2011
Justin Bieber All Around the World2012
Karaoke Battle USA2011
Kate Plus 82010
Katie2011
Keep Calm and Carry On2012
Keeping Up with the Kardashians2007
Kell on Earth2010
Kendra on Top2012
Kenny Hotzs Triumph of the Will2011
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter2010
Keys to the VIP2006
Kidnapped Abroad2008
Kids Behind Bars2011
Kids Choice Awards1988
Kill Arman2009
Killer Instinct 20112011
Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane2011
Kitchen Cabinet2012
Kitchen Cousins2011
Knights Of Mayhem2011
Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami2009
Kourtney And Kim Take New York2011
LA Hair2012
LA Ink 2007
La Las Full Court Life2011
La Las Full Court Wedding2010
Lady Hoggers2011
Las Vegas Jailhouse2010
Last Cake Standing2010
Last Chance Dogs2012
Last Chance Driving School2012
Last Chance to See2009
Last Women Standing2010
Leave It to Niecy2012
Lets Dance for Comic Relief2009
Life After Top Chef2012
Life on a Wire2011
Lifeguard2012
Lights Out (2012)2012
Lily Allen: From Riches to Rags2011
Lisaraye: The Real McCoy2010
Live to Dance2011
Lizard Lick Towing2011
Lock N Load2009
Locked Up Abroad2007
Long Island Medium2011
Losing It with Jillian Michaels2010
Lost Land of the Volcano2009
Louisiana Lockdown2012
Love and Hip Hop2011
Love Broker2012
Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too2010
Love Handles2011
Love in the Wild2011
Love Shaft2012
Love Thy Neighbour2011
Mad Scientists2011
Made in America 20112011
Made in Chelsea2011
Magics Biggest Secrets Revealed2008
Majors and Minors2011
Mama Drama2012
Mamas Boys of the Bronx2012
Man v. Food2008
Man Vs. Wild2006
Man, Woman, Wild2010
Man-Eater Manhunt2012
Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force2008
MANswers2007
Mantracker (CAN)2006
Mark Wrights Hollywood Nights2012
Market Warriors2012
Married to Jonas2012
Married to Rock2010
Mary Knows Best2010
Mary Queen Of Shops2007
Masterchef Australia2009
Masterchef US2010
Mastercrafts2010
Meat and Potatoes2004
Meat Men2012
MeatEater2012
Meerkat Manor2006
Melissa and Tye2012
Meteorite Men2009
Miami Ink2005
Mike Kings Commercial Chaos2012
Million Dollar Contractor2011
Million Dollar Listing2006
Million Dollar Listing: NY2012
Million Dollar Money Drop2010
Minute to Win It2010
Misbehaving Mums To Be2011
Miss Advised2012
Mob Wives2011
Mob Wives: Chicago2012
Mobbed2011
Models of the Runway2009
Mom Caves2012
Money From Strangers2012
Money Hungry2010
Monster Garage2002
Monster In-Laws2011
Monster Man2012
Monster Moves2009
Monsters Inside Me2009
Moon Machines2008
Moonshiners2011
More to Love2009
Most Haunted2002
MotherTruckers2012
Motorway Patrol1999
Mounted in Alaska2011
Mrs. Eastwood and Company2012
MTV Cribs2000
MTV Movie Awards1992
Must Love Cats2011
Mustang Ranch2012
MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge2003
My Big Friggin Wedding2010
My Big Redneck Vacation2012
My Cat From Hell2011
My Crazy Obsession2012
My Extreme Animal Phobia2011
My Fair Wedding2008
My House, Your Money2011
My Life as Liz2010
My Strange Addiction 2010
My Yard Goes Disney2011
MysteryQuest2009
MythBusters2003
Natural Born Dealers2011
Natural Born Sellers2008
Natural Born Sellers (US)2012
Natures Great Events2008
NBA2010
Nearlyweds2011
Ned Bruha: Skunk Whisperer2011
Neighbours at War2006
Nigella Kitchen2010
Nitro Circus2009
Nitro Circus Live2012
Nostradamus Effect2009
Not Safe For Work2012
NY Ink2011
NYC Prep2009
Obsessed2009
Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch2010
Octane Academy2012
Oddities2010
Off Limits2011
Off the Hook: Extreme Catches2012
Olly: Life on Murs2012
On Freddie Roach2012
On the Fly2012
One on One with Tony Horton2012
Only in America2011
Operation Repo2008
Oprah Presents Master Class2011
Oprahs Next Chapter2012
Our America with Lisa Ling2011
Out Of Egypt2009
Outback Kids2011
Outback Wrangler2011
Outrageous Kid Parties2011
Over the Rainbow2012
Overhaulin2004
Paranormal Challenge2011
Paranormal Witness2011
Park Secrets2012
Park Street2011
Parking Wars2008
Parole Diaries2012
Party At Tiffanys2011
Party Like2012
Pawnathon Canada2011
Penn and Teller: Tell a Lie2011
Perez Hilton Superfan2011
Peter Andres Bad Boyfriend Club2012
Pets 1012010
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent2011
Philly Undercover2012
Physics of the Impossible2008
Picked Off2012
Picker Sisters2011
Piers Morgan Tonight2011
Piers Morgans Life Stories2009
Piha Rescue2001
Pimp My Ride2004
Pit Boss2010
Plain Jane2010
Platinum Hit2011
Play Value2007
Playing It Straight UK2005
Please Marry My Boy2012
Police Academy UK2011
Police POV2011
Police Ten 72009
Police Women of Cincinnati2011
Pop Shop2012
Popular Sciences Future of2009
Portlandia2011
Prank My Mom2012
Pranked2009
PrankStars2011
Pregnant in Heels2011
Prehistoric Predators2009
Pretty Wild2010
Primetime: What Would You Do2008
Prison Diaries2011
Project Accessory2011
Project Catwalk2006
Project Runway All-Stars2012
Project Runway Australia2008
Project Runway Canada2007
Property Brothers2011
Property Virgins2007
Prophets Of Science Fiction2011
Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal2008
Punk Payback2011
Pure Pwnage2010
Pyros2012
Q and A (AU)2008
Raising House2012
Randy to the Rescue2012
Rat Busters NYC2011
Rattlesnake Republic2012
Ray Mears Northern Wilderness2009
Re-Modeled 20122012
Real Deal2011
Real Estate Road Test2009
Real Time With Bill Maher2003
Reality Hell2009
Red or Black2011
Redemption Inc.2012
Redneck Island2012
Rehab Addict2011
Relapse2011
Relocation Relocation Australia2011
Relocation: Phil Down Under2011
Repo Games2010
Rescue 9111989
Rescue One2009
Rhett and Link: Commercial Kings2011
Rhod Gilberts Work Experience2010
Richard Hammonds Crash Course2012
Road Cops2010
Road Madness NZ2012
Rob and Big2006
Rob Dyrdeks Fantasy Factory2009
Rock of Love with Bret Michaels2007
Rocket City Rednecks2011
Rollin With Zach2011
Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates2009
Ross Kemp on Gangs2005
Royal Navy Caribbean Patrol2011
Runs House2005
RuPauls Drag Race2009
RuPauls Drag Race: Untucked2010
RuPauls Drag U2010
Saddle Ranch2011
Sand Masters2011
Sand Wars2012
Sarah Palins Alaska2010
Saturday Night Live1975
Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday2008
Savage U2012
Saved2011
Saw Dogs2012
Say Yes To The Dress2007
Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta2010
Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss2010
Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids2011
School Pride2010
Scrapheap Challenge1998
Season 25: Oprah Behind The Scenes2011
Secret Interview2012
Secret Millionaire2008
Secret Removers2012
Secret Service Files2011
Secrets from a Stylist2011
See You in Court2011
Seeking Salvage2012
Selling Houses Australia2008
Selling LA2011
Selling New York2010
Sensing Murder2006
Sex Rehab With Dr. Drew2009
SFL Challengers2012
Shannen Says2012
Shaq vs.2008
Shedding For The Wedding2011
Shipping Wars2012
Shipwrecked2000
Shooting Stars 20122012
Shootout2003
Show Me The Funny2011
Showhouse Showdown2011
Sing If You Can2011
Sitcom Does2011
Skating With the Stars2010
Slim Chance: Fix My Family2011
Small Space, Big Style2006
Small Teen Bigger World2011
Smugglers2011
Snake Man of Appalachia2012
Snog Marry Avoid2008
Snooki and Jwoww2012
So You Think You Can Dance2005
So You Think You Can Dance (AU)2009
So You Think You Can Dance (UK)2010
So You Think You Can Dance Canada2008
Sober House2009
Sold2012
Solitary2006
Son of a Gun2011
South Beach Classics2011
South Beach Tow2011
Stargazing Live2011
Stars Earn Stripes2012
Storage Wars2010
Storage Wars: Texas2011
Storm Chasers2009
Strange Sex2010
Strangeways2011
Street Customs2007
Strictly Come Dancing2004
Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two2004
Stuck with Hackett2010
Styled By June2012
Styled to Rock2012
Stylista2008
Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents2011
Super Smart Animals2012
Superior Interiors with Kelly Hoppen2011
Supersize Grime2011
Supersize Versus Superskinny Kids2011
Supersize vs Superskinny2008
Superstar2012
Survive This2009
Surviving The Cut2010
Swamp Brothers2011
Swamp Men2010
Swamp People2010
Swamp Wars2011
Sweet Genius2011
Sweet Home Alabama2011
Swords: Lives on the Line2009
Symons Suppers2012
Take Me Out (UK)2010
Take The Money And Run2011
Taking on Tyson2011
Tanisha Gets Married2012
Tanked2011
TapouT2007
Tattoo Highway2009
Tattoo Hunter2009
Tattoo Rescue2012
Teach: Tony Danza2010
Teen Mom2009
Teen Mom 22011
Tenby 24 72011
Texas Women2011
Thats Impossible2009
Thats Tough2010
The 7pm Project2009
The A-List: New York2010
The Academy Awards1929
The Alaska Experiment2008
The Amandas2012
The Amazing Race2001
The Amazing Race (AU)2011
The Angel2012
The Apprentice2004
The Apprentice: Youre Fired2006
The Bachelor2002
The Bachelor Canada2012
The Bachelor UK2011
The Bachelorette2003
The Bad Girls Club2006
The Big Decision2012
The Biggest Loser2004
The Biggest Loser (AU)2007
The Bill2009
The Bill Engvall Show2007
The Block AU2003
The Block NZ2012
The Bolt Report2011
The Briefs2012
The British at Work2011
The Bronson Pinchot Project2012
The Buried Life2010
The Celebrity Apprentice AU2011
The Challenge: Battle of the Exes1998
The Challenge: Rivals2011
The Choir: Sing While You Work2012
The Chopping Block2009
The Contender2005
The Daily Show1996
The Dance Scene2011
The Dead Files2011
The Dr. Phil Show2002
The Dudesons2006
The Electric Barbarellas2011
The Ellen DeGeneres Show2003
The Exclusives2012
The Exorcist Files2011
The Farmer Wants A Wife AU2007
The Fashion Show2009
The Fat Fighters2012
The Fifth Estate1975
The First 482004
The Fish Market: Inside Billingsgate2012
The Flowerpot Gang2012
The Food Truck2011
The Gadget Show2004
The GC2012
The Glass House (US)2012
The Glee Project2011
The Graham Norton Show2007
The Grammy Awards1971
The Great American Manhunt2012
The Great American Road Trip2009
The Great Big American Auction2011
The Great Food Truck Race2010
The Gruen Transfer2008
The Guild2007
The Hairy Bikers Bakeation2012
The Henry Rollins Show2004
The Hotel2011
The Incredible Dr. Pol2011
The Investigation2011
The Jay Leno Show2009
The Jeff Probst Show2012
The Joe Schmo Show2003
The Jonathan Ross Show2011
The Judds2011
The Kandi Factory2012
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson2005
The Lion Man2004
The Little Couple2009
The Living Room2012
The Million Pound Drop Live2010
The Millionaire Matchmaker2010
The Mistress2012
The Model Agency2011
The Mole2001
The Moment of Truth (US)2008
The MoNique Show2009
The Nail Files2011
The New Detectives1996
The New Inventors2004
The Next2012
The Next Big Thing: NY2012
The Next Iron Chef2007
The Normans2010
The OCD Project2010
The One2011
The Only Way Is Essex2010
The Oprah Winfrey Show2010
The Osbournes2002
The Pauly D Project2012
The Peoples Court (1997)1997
The Phone2009
The Pick-Up Artist2007
The Pioneer Woman2011
The Price of Beauty2010
The Rachel Zoe Project2008
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta2008
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills2010
The Real Housewives of Miami2011
The Real Housewives of New Jersey2009
The Real Housewives of New York City2008
The Real Housewives of Orange County2006
The Real Housewives of Vancouver2012
The Real Hustle2006
The Real Hustle US2006
The Real L Word2010
The Real World2006
The Real World Road Rules Challenge1998
The Reclaimers2005
The Renovation Game2011
The Restaurant Inspector2011
The Ridges2012
The Ring Leader2012
The Rok Adventure2011
The Scariest Places on Earth2000
The Secret Lives of Dancers2011
The Secret Millionaire2006
The Shark Tank2009
The Simple Life2003
The Sing-Off2009
The Spin Crowd2010
The Stephen Nolan Show2012
The Super 20112011
The Superstars2009
The T.O. Show2009
The Thirsty Traveler2002
The Tonight Show with Conan OBrien2009
The Truth About Crime2009
The Undercover Princes2012
The Valleys2012
The Voice AU2012
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The Wanda Sykes Show2009
The Wannabes NI2011
The Wanted2009
The Week the Women Went (US)2012
The Will: Family Secrets Revealed2009
The World According to Paris2011
The X Factor AU2006
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The Zoo2008
There Goes The Neighborhood2009
Three in a Bed2010
Three Sheets2006
TI and Tiny: The Family Hustle2011
Tim Gunns Guide to Style2007
Toddlers and Tiaras2009
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Too Cute2011
Too Fat for 15: Fighting Back2010
Tool Academy2009
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Top 20 Most Shocking2009
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Top Gear2005
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Top Shot2010
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Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records2012
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Toy Hunters2012
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Treasure Hunters2006
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Truck Stop USA2011
Trust Me, Im A Dealer2009
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UFC1993
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Ultimate Parkour Challenge2009
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Undercover Boss2010
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When Paddy Met Sally2012
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Work of Art: The Next Great Artist2010
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Youre Cut Off

Gareth is going to be very busy!!!!

Damn you can list a lot of shows, and no - I can't get into all of them.

True.
Just think of what our species could achieve if we didn't waste so much time and effort creating and watching all this digital vallium.

Sadly, it seems that i'm not able to find anything on that list i'd actually be able to be interested in - the trick only seems to work for quality TV.

Oi, you leave Top Gear alone. I rather like watching caravans being blown to smithereens. Also old farts getting frustrated and bitchy in a really middle class fashion.

Also - Mythbusters? Ross Kemp on X? Sir, I contest that these do not fall under the header of "Reality TV", but rather documentaries and "playing with explosives" categories, which is a subset of the aforementioned.

Mythbusters is on there?

Mythbusters better not be cancelled

Gareth if you will do me a small favor I shall be forever in your dept. I will follow you into hell and back, I will stand aside you in any battle, in the face of defeat. I will stumble, I will fall but eventually I will join you in the sun.


Keeping Up With the Kardasians and just about every other reality show other than "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here", then again, it's a game show.  
Elementary
The Inbetweeners USA
America's next top Model
Ben 10
Awkward
Just about everything on MTV other than "Death Valley"
Todd and the Book Of Pure Evil
Every single High School-related drama, musical or comedy

But I do recommend you stay away from the following

Sherlock
Supernatural
Red Dwarf
Russell Howard's good news
The Inbetweeners
The Simpsons
Touch
Spy
The Walking Dead
The Great British Bake Off
Falling Skies
Doctor Who
Torchwood

Dollhouse, oh wait, sorry.

That "Arrow" looks quite good too

This post was last modified: 10-19-2012 07:02 PM by Some_Bloke.