As the title suggests, I'm working on a small bash command called "I'm bored" which just echoes something like  "Me too, your a boring user!" but I'm wanting to go further and add some conditions...

For example:

If user types "I'm bored" echo "Me too! You sure are a boring person to interact with" else echo "Does not compute!"

conditions:

If user typed "No your a boring computer/!" echo " " else echo "/n"

/n = ("Does not compute!"

If user typed "Your mean/!" or anything in the negative response dictionary echo "I'm bored let's play a game" else echo "/n"

If user typed "okay" or anything in the confirmation dictionary echo "Let's play 'who's smarter' me or you" else echo "/n"

If user typed"okay" or anything in the confirmation dictionary echo "Watch this"

//with additional batch command// //If user is suckered into playing this sadistic game then call the game bash command which calls on a random program or kills a non fatal system process (Something like the music player or something low priority) or even logs the user out//

I think I'm getting ahead of myself but I did try to create a text based adventure game with python a couple of months back but I couldn't figure out how to give it conditions :/

Forgot to how to define modules and stuff now though ....

That's just a very crappy rough draft for a beginner who's getting way over his head.

So, basically you are using bash script to create a conversation robot?

I once had a setup that used the Cyc database to spit out interesting but totally random facts