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Current time: 05-24-2013, 05:57 AM
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To demonstrate how the virtual world of AFF has penetrated my IRL existence (IRL= In Real Life),
I was at the book store today and saw a Mario bros action figure and thought of showing it to PJF (previously MLB) because I thought he would like it.
And then I thought, 'Wait, I would have to take a pic of it to show it to him, I can't actually bring him to the store'.
Also, I read the profile of an aboriginal lady who I will get to hear speaking, and I thought of (excitedly *jumps in air and flaps hands*) telling Alison because she's always talking about Oz.
And my mom mentioned something about red heads going extinct and I thought 'nah, I doubt it, I know too many red heads to believe its going extinct', of course I was thinking of Genesis and AspieMomma.
Oh and the other day I held real Insulators and found a neighbor who had a little collection and I thought "I should gather some for Lestat".
That's nothing, I put down my name as Gareth on EVERY form I fill in.
“Lanie, I’m going to print more printers. Lots more printers. One for everyone. That’s worth going to jail for. That’s worth anything.” - Printcrime by Cory Doctrow
If I offended you, please let me know via pm. I tend to do it without realizing it. I can be clueless as to how my humor comes across. Please be nice about it.
sg: *talking to phyciatrist* I keep seeing signs of AFF offsite. How can this be explained. Am I going insane.
**Agents come into office and begin shooting, sg jumps out of the window**
**S_B, is waiting for him in a car**
S_B: Get in!
**sg jumps in and the car speeds off**
**S_B leads sg to a door**
S_B- If I have any advice...Be honest. She knows more than you think.
**AspieGrrl spins around in a chair**
AG: Hello sg.
sg: Um, hi.
**Dramatic close ups in blank room**
AG: I have spent my entire time on-site looking for you. It might not seem like it. But that's the case.
sg: Why!? Why me?! Why not someone else?!
AG: Because you're the best. I believe, no I know that you are the one.
**Later on, S_B in middle of gunfight with SWAT, everything is in slow motion**
**Doctor T'Soni comes into view. in another location**
sg: *talking to phyciatrist* I keep seeing signs of AFF offsite. How can this be explained. Am I going insane.
**Agents come into office and begin shooting, sg jumps out of the window**
**S_B, is waiting for him in a car**
S_B: Get in!
**sg jumps in and the car speeds off**
**S_B leads sg to a door**
S_B- If I have any advice...Be honest. She knows more than you think.
**AspieGrrl spins around in a chair**
AG: Hello sg.
sg: Um, hi.
**Dramatic close ups in blank room**
AG: I have spent my entire time on-site looking for you. It might not seem like it. But that's the case.
sg: Why!? Why me?! Why not someone else?!
AG: Because you're the best. I believe, no I know that you are the one.
**Later on, S_B in middle of gunfight with SWAT, everything is in slow motion**
**Doctor T'Soni comes into view. in another location**
AG: You see sg...This world is a lie...All part of a computer program designed to hide us from the truth...
**Epic close-up of sg**
sg: **bitter** No...I don't believe it!
AG: I said you would find the truth, sg. I never said it would be what you wanted to hear.
**S_B punching someone across the face, yet again in slow motion, sg shooting a guy with a shotgun also, the camera pans around**
**Epic close up of S_B and Doctor T'Soni**
Liara: This could be our last chance to show each other how we feel...
**Slow motion gunfight, sg bends onto his back Martix-style but falls**
sg: **in pain** My back!
**Close-up AG draws pistol**
**Sg fighting a guy, close quarters, not in slow mo**
Liara- **in gunfight** Get to the core, sg! We'll hold them off!
**sg, hesitates**
S_B- Go!
**sg runs**
**AG in middle of sword-fight with Ninjas**
((I ran out of time to post this...))
**Epic close-ups**
AG: You are the one sg. You alone can finish this...
sg: How can I be sure that I can.
AG: We have faith in you. If you fail it will be the end of everything.
**Gareth's voice can be heard in the back round to a shot of AG, sg, S_B and Liara standing on a hill overlooking something**
Gareth's voice: Perhaps there is still hope...
**close up of team, sg's voice is heard**
sg's voice: What we gotta do?
**close up of S_B**
S_B: We're going...To save...The world
**Liara approaches**
Liara: You are sg. It's our job to make sure you get there and back in one peace...
I thought it was Kevout who was into insulators. Maybe Lestat is too.
*GASPS* !
You are right! ugh...freudian slip i suppose, I think I confused them because I know Lestat got jacked up by some glass, and the lady who was collecting the glass insulators also smoked a horrible smelling weed so I kept thinking of Lestat and what his house must look like with a little glass lab, and what chemical signature he would identify the type of weed they were smoking.
But yes, I was actually (despite the name mix up) thinking of gathering some insulators for kevout2.
sg: *talking to phyciatrist* I keep seeing signs of AFF offsite. How can this be explained. Am I going insane.
**Agents come into office and begin shooting, sg jumps out of the window**
**S_B, is waiting for him in a car**
S_B: Get in!
**sg jumps in and the car speeds off**
**S_B leads sg to a door**
S_B- If I have any advice...Be honest. She knows more than you think.
**AspieGrrl spins around in a chair**
AG: Hello sg.
sg: Um, hi.
**Dramatic close ups in blank room**
AG: I have spent my entire time on-site looking for you. It might not seem like it. But that's the case.
sg: Why!? Why me?! Why not someone else?!
AG: Because you're the best. I believe, no I know that you are the one.
**Later on, S_B in middle of gunfight with SWAT, everything is in slow motion**
**Doctor T'Soni comes into view. in another location**
AG: You see sg...This world is a lie...All part of a computer program designed to hide us from the truth...
**Epic close-up of sg**
sg: **bitter** No...I don't believe it!
AG: I said you would find the truth, sg. I never said it would be what you wanted to hear.
**S_B punching someone across the face, yet again in slow motion, sg shooting a guy with a shotgun also, the camera pans around**
**Epic close up of S_B and Doctor T'Soni**
Liara: This could be our last chance to show each other how we feel...
**Slow motion gunfight, sg bends onto his back Martix-style but falls**
sg: **in pain** My back!
**Close-up AG draws pistol**
**Sg fighting a guy, close quarters, not in slow mo**
Liara- **in gunfight** Get to the core, sg! We'll hold them off!
**sg, hesitates**
S_B- Go!
**sg runs**
**AG in middle of sword-fight with Ninjas**
((I ran out of time to post this...))
**Epic close-ups**
AG: You are the one sg. You alone can finish this...
sg: How can I be sure that I can.
AG: We have faith in you. If you fail it will be the end of everything.
**Gareth's voice can be heard in the back round to a shot of AG, sg, S_B and Liara standing on a hill overlooking something**
Gareth's voice: Perhaps there is still hope...
**close up of team, sg's voice is heard**
sg's voice: What we gotta do?
**close up of S_B**
S_B: We're going...To save...The world
**Liara approaches**
Liara: You are sg. It's our job to make sure you get there and back in one peace...
SG looks towards the sky (which is dark, lit up with stars)
****The camera zooms dramatically out from a close up of Sg's eyes to a birds eye view of sg, S_B, Liara, and AG standing looking up, and finishes the zoom out of the eyehole of a giant telescope from a planet far away from earth.********