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Current time: 05-26-2013, 03:10 AM
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This is still a small, uncompleted church. But here's the idea I was thinking and any suggestions or opinions will be appreciated..
Also it's only a parody and a spoof and a poorly humored satire!
I just want to welcome all of our visitors tonight and the guests as well. If your here tonight then that's a good thing because it was all done through the grace of God and his arch-prophet, Dan Aykroyd:
I know a lot of you have been brought here by the movies our famous prophet has starred in but what really brings you here is the shared loved of his most greatest movie ever, GhostBusters!
And let's not forget God who had casted the evil Lucifer out of Heaven in the form of a rock unto Earth and spoken to the prophet,Dan Aykroyd, about what must be done to the Meteorite that the almighty God has thrown from Heaven...
Now I want to read something from the holy Wikipedia article of Dan's great love for our God:
[iFrom ]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Aykroyd]Dan Aykroyd on Beliefs[/i]
And did Dan Aykroyd spoken to us these words:
"I am a Spiritualist, a proud wearer of the Spiritualist badge. Mediums and psychic research have gone on for many, many years... Loads of people have seen [spirits], heard a voice or felt the cold temperature. I believe that they are between here and there, that they exist between the fourth and fifth dimension, and that they visit us frequently."
You see people! "I am a Spiritualist, a proud wearer of the Spiritualist badge"! Because Dan had so much faith in God our almighty lord gave him a Spiritual badge! There's no need for Jesus when you have so much faith in God that he hands you a Badge! And not just any old badge but a Spiritual Badge!
And how did our famous prophet receive this Spiritual Badge? By his belief in Spirits! "Loads of people have seen [spirits], heard a voice or felt the cold temperature. I believe that they are between here and there, that they exist between the fourth and fifth dimension, and that they visit us frequently."
Now even though the Spiritual Badge can be obtained through the belief of God through his chosen prophet the Catholic church is paying me to promote their idea of reaching God through donating money to the Dan Aykroyd Super Prophet society!
but back on topic, what was another of Dan's reward for his belief in God?
Only the privileged secret knowledge of the meteorite that fell from heaven during his lifetime!
Through Dan our beloved prophet we know the exact perfect time to destroy that evil and vile rock that is Satan!
So would anyone like to step foreword tonight and receive your Spiritual Badge?
Now repeat after me:
""I am a Spiritualist, a proud wearer of the Spiritualist badge." and don't forget to believe with all your heart in the paranormal! There! You have now reached enlightenment and had received your Spiritualist Badge!
For those of you who don't want to believe in the paranormal but still want to receive your Spiritualist Badge please donate a minimum of $25 to the Dan Aykroyd Super Prophet Society! Our clergy will help you with the donation...
I want to thank you all for coming tonight and like always your welcomed back here at anytime! May God bless you and keep you safe tonight! AMEN!