Hello, this is the Mr. Cranky thread, opened and operated by a cranky member.

Here's how it works

Step1.  you offer the poster before you some silly advice on how to "get over" their cranky complaint.

Step2. You post something that you are, or could be super cranky about (can be real, imaginary, fake, silly. whetever).

I'll start:

Step1: (to the poster above)Take a chill pill and eat 3 gallons of icecream.

Step 2: (my own complaint) I am so effing upset about the exhaust fumes in my living room that no one else seems to notice!

Like this? ....

sg1008 there's a pill you could take to help you chill out lol It doesn't work for me though cause I bar up my a**....

(lol, see my example above)

Could something that doesn't have serious smells to it work?

Why am I so tired!?!

Take a long naps in a time machine so that time stands still while you get all the rest you need.

Ugh, I have a headache.

Drink plenty of water and save the Mountain Dew for later.....

Why am I so weird!?!

Because you're a ginger. Solution: color your hair brown and you'll be normal.

why am I such a worthless piece of horse poop?

Go on a picnic.

Why is my Internet so slow?

Aliens are stealing your bandwidth and using it to create an alien cyberspace for galactic exchange. Solution: flush the toilet.

BUT why is MY internet so slow?? :/

Its because you either have U-Verse or Xifinity and those are really crappy....

Why is Jed taking so long to socialize!?! Theo is slowly getting used to me!!!! Why can't Jed stop being an escape Artist!!!!!!

Because a bunch of a**holes on YouTube are using all the Internets  bandwidth to post trolling or angry comments

Why does my back hurt ?

because you keep bending over to hide easter eggs. Solution: make pancakes fro breakfast.

why does my stomach hurt?

You ate the Affleck Duck.... turns out it wasn't a duck.... thats why your stomach is churning

Why do people think I'm something I am not!!!!

Because Twilight is till around I suggest we get rid of them :p  

why does my head hurt?