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Cool  Kung fu bear

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07-07-2012 08:12 PM
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I know everyone wonders what bears do when they are by themselves. Now we know, they practice their technique


I think d-olson could take him in a match


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07-07-2012 11:53 PM
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hmm, your comment made me wonder what trees do when they are by themselves?


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07-08-2012 03:37 AM
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sex...............................why do you think there are so many of them


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Pretty smooth movements. I do notice that the bear never actually has a grip on the stick, which means it would be pretty easy to disarm.


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This bear was A Kung Fu fighting,
This bear was fast as lightning,
And it was even more frightening,  
As it kicked my butt,
With expert timing,
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07-08-2012 02:59 PM
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d_olson27 Wrote:
Pretty smooth movements. I do notice that the bear never actually has a grip on the stick, which means it would be pretty easy to disarm.


I dare you to try and disarm a bear. I dare you.

;P


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sg1008 Wrote:

d_olson27 Wrote:
Pretty smooth movements. I do notice that the bear never actually has a grip on the stick, which means it would be pretty easy to disarm.


I dare you to try and disarm a bear. I dare you.

;P


30 06 rifle would do a good job of disarming a bear


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d_olson27 Wrote:
Pretty smooth movements. I do notice that the bear never actually has a grip on the stick, which means it would be pretty easy to disarm.


meh, he would probably drop the stick and resort to an oldfashion technique,

Claws and brute force


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d_olson27 Wrote:
Pretty smooth movements. I do notice that the bear never actually has a grip on the stick, which means it would be pretty easy to disarm.


meh, he would probably drop the stick and resort to an oldfashion technique,

Claws and brute force


True. That's what the last one I fought did.


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I want to have some crazy fighting skills!


...lemon curry?...
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crazy fighting skills are two for a dollar at the Dollar General


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AspieMomma Wrote:
I want to have some crazy fighting skills!


All you need is a stick, time, and forBEARance....and crazy fighting skills shall manifest!


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I've sparred with people that fight like that. You can pretty much kick them whenever you want.


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