I just Heard from my wife that Paris Hilton fell off a roof in Paris.

Can someone confirm if this is true or is she still theiving oxygen?

not dead yet.

Shes still thieving Oxygen don't get your hopes up.

Actress Paris Hilton died while filming a movie in New Zealand early this morning - June 9, 2012.

Preliminary reports from New Zealand Police officials indicate that the actress fell more than 60 feet to her death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set. Specific details are not yet available.

The accident occured at aproximatly 4:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +12). Additional details and information will be forthcoming

http://paris.hilton.swellserver.com/news...ealand.php


Also:

Paris Hilton died in a single vehicle crash on Route 80 between Morristown and Roswell. He was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics responding to the vehicle accident and was identified by photo ID found on his body. Alcohol and drugs do not appear to have been a factor in this accident - June 9, 2012

Highway Safety Investigators have told reporters that Paris Hilton lost control while driving a friend's vehicle on Interstate 80 and rolled the vehicle several times killing him instantly.

The vehicle was believed to have been traveling at approximately 95 miles per hour in a 55mph zone at the time of the accident.

Witnesses have stated that Paris Hilton's car crossed the double lines several times prior to the accident and hit the center lane divider causing the vehicle to flip and roll.




Toxicology tests will be performed to determine whether he was driving under the influence, however initial findings indicate that durgs or alcohol did not contribute in any way to this accident as it was more likely to been caused by road conditions.

Memorial services for Paris Hilton have not yet been announced. The service is expected to be a closed casket funeral due to the severe head trauma.

http://paris.hilton.swellserver.com/news...auto80.php




Anyway who knows


I dont care

LOL, from what I understand she is still actively tweeting

Obviously too dumb to realise she has died

Oh well. Who cares indeed.

Back to my mediocre proletarian existance.

Maybe they got their sources wrong. Maybe this is what happened:

Paris Hilton was standing on some roof in Paris when she fell and was hit by her boyfriend, who was intoxicated, speeding 95 Mph in a 25 city limit speed zone.  

or

Paris Hilton was speeding in a 55 Mph zone, crashes then goes through the windshield of her expensive, whatever her dad pulled out of his *** to pay for, sports cat and lands on someones house. But being incredibly dumb as hell, she didn't realize she was dead till she fell off the roof cause she was brain damaged. But medical experts can't decide if she was brain damaged at the time she went through the windshield do to the possibility of her already being brain damaged to begin with.

or

Paris Hilton's 2000th newly made sex tape was leaked and she couldn't take the publicity and shame. So she goes out and makes up a story of her dying to fool her stupid brain dead fans.

But Paris,being as dumb as she is,forgot that she was indeed dead and accidentally tweeted one night cause she loves being in the media spotlight and suffers from a condition known as the shameful-idiotic-celebrity-look-at-me-I'd-do-anything-for-attention Syndrome or SICLAMIDAFA (sick-clam-ee-dah-fa)

hows that ?

Long live the proletariat!

they all sound plausible

Well seeing how Paris's IQ is a round 40  they do seem plausible don't they ?

Seems like it....

I wanted to say "and nothing of value was lost".

Seriously, there are bacteria habiting the lining of my lower colon that are of greater benefit to society than that woman.

Well she did benefit for society with her leaked sex tapes, that were shown in prison to sex offenders, causing them to go eunuchs (or gay) after never wanted to see another woman's body again. Would that count ?

I don't think PH needs her dad to pay for anything for her. A simple phone call to most car companies would result in a free car. Or she could pay for it out of the $$$$$$ she has made from her own carefully crafted image.

And I don't think she is anywhere near as stupid or as shallow as she is made out to be.

Now I just feel guilty