Early Xtian in fact did not invade anything. Au contraire, they were almost exterminated at some point by the roman. While Muhamad was a warlord from the start. His father and grand-father too, but on much lower level if i remember correctly.

As for raping little girl, they both always did.

Stalin would won. He was tougher then Hitler. He was a revolutionnaire in his teen/young adult years. Hitler was a painter, before becoming a soldier.

Well early xtian..I should have said sort of mid-xtian, the middle ages and the inquisition, I meant as opposed to modern xtian of this present day and age.

Modern xtian organised religion-they are a real bunch of pussies now, that won't stand up for jack shite, even the damn archbishop of canterbury here, the bugger with those funny eyebrows that look like some sort of small furry animal attatched to his face, has been an apologist and fawning political correct maggot, when it comes to muslims infesting this country and buggering up society, hate preachers, fraudulent benefit spongers and the like.

Modern islam, their followers are much more hardcore a pack of deranged cultists, so are the xtians, but the islamic lot are more more a bunch of hardcases, politically and when it comes to shooting up crowds, sawing heads off, and throwing themselves into crowds while strapped with bombs (although they make awful war-chemists and are totally incompetent when it comes to attempts at chemical weapons, and pretty poor, often as not when it comes to homebrewed explosives)

Not sure jesus himself was ever reputed to shag children, I don't think I have ever heard of that accusation being leveled personally, and I am certain it is not in the bible...god ordering the killing of women and children yes, but not jesus himself actually jumping into bed with any.

Steve Jobs or Bill Gates

Bill Gates.

He doesn't require replacement organs.

Some_Bloke or Justin Bieber- physical.

Justine Bieber because his rabid fans will strip the flesh off your bones.

Patty Baena or Maria Shriver?

Rabid Justin Bieber fans or rabid Twitards?

Baena as she would crush Shriver.

Charlie Sheen or Gleen Quagmire- physical.

Sheen, because he's winning and I don't watch Family Guy(I also don't watch Two-and-a-Half Men)




Batman or Wacko?

Quagmire...he would probably bum Sheen to death, Sheen is out cold from indulging to excess...then again Charlie Sheen might just beat the snot out of Quagmire while he is getting his pants off ready to give Sheen a thorough raping, while in a coke-fuelled psycho moment

Close tie....although give either of them a few african fat-tails and a long stick, or a deathstalker or two and it will even the odds.

Justin Bieber or an army of drowning pool, disturbed, and cradle of filth fans in the pit*?

*this I would LOVE to watch.

This post was last modified: 06-12-2011 01:21 AM by Lestat.

^The Psychos like my sister(God, I want to use that poster for target practice.  So much).




Joker or Wacko.

Afterthought-I think that scorp might indeed be Hadogenes paucdens, after re-examining and noting the small venom vesicle on the telson, that of Parabuthus is a whomping great big swimmingpool of venom, suited for the potential use as an eye-burning watercannon, whereas Hadogenes spp. flat rock scorpions are notable for the tiny venom reservoir (and not to mention, insignificant toxicity towards humans, compared with the extremely painful, potential hospital trip and somewhat possible, although not highly probable fatality)

Odd look for a flat rock though to some degree....but then again color morph forms within scorpions vary quite a bit.

The SAS or the Chinese army. Note the Chinese army may have more soldiers but the SAS are trained better and have better weapons.

The Chinese army would easily defeat the San Antonio Spurs.

Which one of AspieGrrl's unanswered questions should be answered next: Batman or Wacko, or Joker or Wacko?