Niall's tears can cure deafness.

Niall can divide by zero.

The Big Bang was actually caused by Niall strumming a power chord. This is why physicists refer to "string theory" in their explanations of the universe.

Niall once died because his fragile human body could not handle his awesomeness. Upon entering Hell, he challenged Satan to a guitar duel for Niall's soul. Satan called upon the spirits of every dead musician in history, but he was unable to defeat Niall. Niall then played a song that was so beautiful that Satan gave up evil and became a missionary. Niall then went to Heaven, but Niall's awesomeness was too great for Heaven to contain. So, God restored Niall to life.

Niall is so awesome that he almost defeated Semicolon in the "Last one to post here wins" thread game. Almost.

Niall once broke a guitar string. That is what wiped out the dinosaurs.

are you talking about Nialll?

Niall is pregnant with an alien baby.

he'd probably name it Craig

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Bob is more like it.

Niall's wicked locks of fury are so awesome that when Chuck Norris saw it, Chuck's beard shaved itself in shame.

Niall's music is the only thing that can stop a Chuck Norris rampage.

is that a good or bad thing?

It's a good thing about Niall. Would you want to be around a Chuck Norris rampage?

nah, he is a republican. I will just watch C-span

and they said i was crazy when i said that contrary to what tenacious d said, they did not in fact write the greatest and best song in the world.

There are two types of lesbian. Lesbians who haven't met Niall. And converted lesbians.

In other words, there is only one type of lesbian: lesbians who haven't met Niall. The rest aren't lesbians anymore.

Niall went to see the Lesbos islands. Now they are just called The islands.

& then there's me right?