Well, go ahead.

She will answer with many sage thoughts and pearls of wisdom, on anything from toe fungus; to how to make your own rabbits foot.

Also with little barbs of oneupmanship designed to put you in your place.

So step right up, you are next.

Whats the meaning of life?

When will I get to talk to my big sister again?

When did the duck duck?

Will the people of Libya be better off under a post-Gaddafi regime?

When will AspieMomma come to this thread? (is my question)

What is the question you least want to answer and what is the answer to that question?

Ha ha!  Okay, I'll bite, but you know that I charge by the hour, right?

To love and to be loved, but love is an action not the warm fuzzies.

also, 42.  

When will I get to talk to my big sister again?

Soon.  You need to go fixate on something else dear, your sister loves you but she has stuff to do.  You're welcome to come clean my house and all the places where aspie kiddo has made his letter and number art, such as my bedspread, inside his dresser drawers, the front hall, the kitchen, his carpet....

It didn't.  Funeral services are tomorrow at ten.  You can make donations to the Pluck a Duck foundation in leiu of flowers.

Heck no, but they have to try, right?

Now! And I'll check it frequently, as long as aspie kiddo decides to start sleeping.  I haven't been on much lately because he is boycotting sleep, so we have been watching Holy Grail and the Grinch together.  I have to get creative with the fastforwarding in holy grail! He loves the part where the monks hit themselves in the head.

Worst question ever: Whats that thing in that kid's ears?

Answer:  Its his frickin hearing aids, and we're right here, we can hear you.  

I get that frequently, actually once already today.  It never ceases to amaze me what people think is appropriate.  They're not always even talking to me, they're often just being stupid out loud.  Argh.

Wear your flip flops in the shower if you live in a dorm, toe fungus is gross!  Get yourself some good ointment and wear clean socks daily.  Get some BOOM tough actin tinactin, or the off brand that is the same thing but costs half as much.  

For the rabbit food, just make sure it isn't a killer rabbit.  It collects people feet.

Why are there so many threads with "AspieMomma" in the titles? Has this become an AFF meme?

This post was last modified: 02-25-2011 07:21 PM by Semicolon.

I like your avatar picture, lounging around outside with a book. It gives the impression of being very relaxed and contented. Is that you?

Apparently people find me amusing!  The fact that I'm a short ginger person would add to that effect.  Imagine an aspie leprechaun mother who quotes monty python constantly.  See?  Hilarious.  

It is not me, but I want that dress!  I feel like it represents me well.  I love to read books and lay in the sunshine and daydream.  If I didn't have any other obligations and the weather were cooperative, I'd spend all my time that way, except for when I'm watching Python of course.  Yup, thoughts, words, sunshine....mmmm.

Is it best to take it slow when one has a crush?