Indeed. I am actually an excellent soprano/alto/tenor/bass, depending on the piece.

The person below me can fry a turnip on a car radiator in less than a minute.

I wrote the book on engine cuisine!

The person below me throws really fun catburger parties. (I think we might have a new theme on AFF.)

This post was last modified: 01-15-2011 10:45 PM by d_olson27.

Thanks, I don't even know how to throw one

The person below me thinks the world was made out of a machine

You mean it's not?

The person below me makes a really good martial art demo partner. Now come here, I want to show the nice people some throws.

duh! That's just common sense. The universe was created out of a V500. That's why  Isay using cars is playing god and do not have a driver's license.

Person below can beat anyone at FPSs.

Edit: NO!!!!!!!! I was ninja'd

This post was last modified: 01-15-2011 10:48 PM by Lucid lunacy.

Sorry. And yes I can beat anyone at FPSs. Funny thing is I never play FPSs.

The person below me showed great dexterity in avoiding being landed on by Lucid lunacy after that hip throw.

It was an accident. I was just getting up to get a second catburger.

The person below me is an excellent chef of Asian cuisine.

Learning japanese cuisine is a good way to start learning japanese.
I learned today that tamago means egg, kake or bukkake means splashed and gohan or meshi means rice. I'm far from good though. I'll try it maybe for supper.

Person below likes riding on unicorns.

This post was last modified: 01-15-2011 11:03 PM by Lucid lunacy.

If you think that's bad, try searching the internet for images of your Japanese cooking terms (especially "bukkake").


The person below me is never gonna give you up, and is never gonna let you down.

No, unicorns are better for burgers.

The person below me can crack an egg like nobody else.

EDIT: Curse you Semicolon! That picture's going to give me nightmares.

This post was last modified: 01-15-2011 11:08 PM by d_olson27.

I know what it is commonly used by non-japanese speaking folks and I like finding out that in reality, it is far from a sexual term.

Yeah if by that you mean that it never goes well.

Person below loved posing in the above picture provided by semicolon.

Okay, I admit it. They were offering free catburgers!

The person below me is kind enough to never tell a living soul.

Of course I won't tell anyone. I'll just re-post that picture every time I feel the need to make a point involving unicorns.

The person below me enjoyed looking at that picture.

No, but I did wonder how you found it so fast.

The person below me can find mentally scarring pictures faster than Semicolon.

Yes, and I've been paid handsomely to keep them to myself!  

Do unicornburgers taste like sunshine and rainbows?  Mmmm.  

The person below me has Klingon forehead ridges.