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| 03-29-2011 11:11 PM |
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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
Plan 9 From Outer Space maybe? I think I seen a worse film but I tend to forget the bad ones.
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| 04-06-2011 05:35 AM |
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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
Wog Boy 2: Kings of Mykonos.
An Australian movie so nobody outside Oz has probably heard of it. But really, really bad.
For those who enjoy ultra-low-budget movies that aren't quite as bad as they should be, try to find an Australian movie called "Bad Boy Bubby". Definitely adult viewing, and very disturbing at times.
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| 04-06-2011 07:15 AM |
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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
Satan's Cheerleaders is one bad one, I hoped for an Ed Wood style "so bad it's good" experience, but was very disappointed. Nothing particularly offensive, just stupid in an unamusing way.
In Gold We Trust is a great movie in the "so bad it's good" category. The ending is amazing, just now I had to look up the plot summary to be sure that my memory was correct - I found it hard to believe that someone could be serious in creating such an ending. Watch for the NASA-designed steel safe full of gold floating when they cross a river.
Freddie Got Fingered is the only DVD that I deliberately didn't watch after purchasing it (as opposed to the ones that just got forgotten). You expect a certain amount of offensive stuff from Tom Green, but it went too far and I stopped watching.
Boogie Nights was the only movie that ever made me walk out of a cinema during the show. While waiting for the stupid movie to finish I spoke to some cinema staff who told me that they had a record number of walk-outs from that movie.
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Satan's Cheerleaders is one bad one, I hoped for an Ed Wood style "so bad it's good" experience, but was very disappointed. Nothing particularly offensive, just stupid in an unamusing way.
In Gold We Trust is a great movie in the "so bad it's good" category. The ending is amazing, just now I had to look up the plot summary to be sure that my memory was correct - I found it hard to believe that someone could be serious in creating such an ending. Watch for the NASA-designed steel safe full of gold floating when they cross a river.
Freddie Got Fingered is the only DVD that I deliberately didn't watch after purchasing it (as opposed to the ones that just got forgotten). You expect a certain amount of offensive stuff from Tom Green, but it went too far and I stopped watching.
Boogie Nights was the only movie that ever made me walk out of a cinema during the show. While waiting for the stupid movie to finish I spoke to some cinema staff who told me that they had a record number of walk-outs from that movie.
I can't really say off hand what the worse movie I ever saw was. But I can say I first saw your movie in 1982 (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha). I had to say that.
Now fast forward to 2001. There was a remastring of "E.T." for the 20th. anniversary. One of my nephews (this one is NT, not Aspie) had recently seen the move, "E.T.". He was turning 4 at the time. Well he was saddened when E.T. got sick. Referencing letters of the alphabet but forgetting which initials identified the central character, he whined "I don't want A-B-C to be sick.". (In my opinion, if he were Aspie, by that age he'd know the alphabet inside and out.)
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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
"Night of the Lepus." It's about giant killer bunnies, but of course they're regular bunnies in fuzzy close-ups with big chomping sounds dubbed in.
"The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T." Even Dr. Seuss disowned it. Its starts off bad enough to be funny, but just becomes lame and patronizing to just about any group you can think of.
I watched them both all the way thru, tho. What's wrong with me??
"thru, tho." I like it!
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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
Twilight saga films
Freddie vs Jason
Nightmare on Elm street series
Friday the 13th series
Scream series
The Star Wars prequels
Peal Harbour
Daredevil
Carrie
The Godfather trilogy
and finally Shark in Venice

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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
Almost frogot about:
2001 space oddesy
Blaire witch project
This is England
Borat
Bruno
and finally Alien 3 also the Austin Powers films- just don't find them funny.

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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
Final list:
Something about Mary
Love actually
Donnie Darko
Kids movies- Igor, MvA both of which i took my 5 ear old cousin 2 see
Jaws 3
Pretty Woman
Vinalla Sky
Old war films- reasons why I won't share cuz may offend
There are more but the list would be endless.

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The beautiful thing about music is when it hits you, you feel no pain- Bob Marley
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The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.- Spock
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something sometime in your life- Winston Churchill
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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
Final list:
Something about Mary
Love actually
Donnie Darko
Kids movies- Igor, MvA both of which i took my 5 ear old cousin 2 see
Jaws 3
Pretty Woman
Vinalla Sky
Old war films- reasons why I won't share cuz may offend
There are more but the list would be endless.
Recently I've come to like Love Actually, well by recently I actually mean about a year ago.

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It is not the longevity but the quality of one's life that is important- anonymous fortune cookie.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.- Spock
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something sometime in your life- Winston Churchill
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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
Anything written by John Irving (World According to Garp, Hotel New Hampshire)
I've never seen Cider House Rules, which is probably a good thing.
Then there was 2001: A Space Odyssey. I fell asleep watching it at age 9, and again fell asleep watching it at age 39. No, I'm not trying again at age 69 - I might never wake up.
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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
Morning Glory was just too girly.
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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
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RE: Worst movie you've ever seen?
Final list:
Something about Mary
Love actually
Donnie Darko
Kids movies- Igor, MvA both of which i took my 5 ear old cousin 2 see
Jaws 3
Pretty Woman
Vinalla Sky
Old war films- reasons why I won't share cuz may offend
There are more but the list would be endless.
Recently I've come to like Love Actually, well by recently I actually mean about a year ago.
Same with Blair Witch project and maybe the Godfather.

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Only a life lived for others is worth living- Einstein.
The beautiful thing about music is when it hits you, you feel no pain- Bob Marley
It is not the longevity but the quality of one's life that is important- anonymous fortune cookie.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.- Spock
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something sometime in your life- Winston Churchill
This post was last modified: 12-07-2011 08:01 PM by Some_Bloke.
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