JimmyWonderwall, that last post of yours was absolutely inappropriate. I will thank you to not sling obscenities at other members here just because they disagree with you. Consider yourself warned.

You're a bit of an angry young man, aren't you? You seem to be talking about yourself with your sad attempts at trolling.

This post was last modified: 05-20-2012 07:55 PM by JimmyWonderwall.

I think the above pretty well sums up one reason why.  Sorry if I come across as "superior" to you, Jimmy.  I was born that way.
  
Also, my troll must be just about cooked, it's ready to eat when it begins spewing invective.  All I need now is to wait until it begins to type in CAPITALS, then I'll know it's nice and tender.

Alison

This post was last modified: 05-20-2012 11:41 PM by Alison.

No Jimmy, I am not angry and not talking to myself. Neither am I a young man.
I know that this may be a hard concept for you but I am simply having a conversation to you and about you for the benefit of others. Kind of breaking the fourth wall if you like. This is the disconcerting feeling you have that peopel are in on the joke but you aren't. Conversations on the internet are actually declarations of a thought, idea or premise NOT just to one other but to anyone who may see it.
You thinking that I am angry? No I am strident. You think that I am young? No you have not been here long enough to do anything more than take a random guess. You think that I am talkiing to myself? No but in truth not really talking to you either.
I am not trolling you either Jimmy I am just sharing a joke or two about you. You like humour don't you Jimmy?

Just for giggles, I put this through the grammar checker which I have on my computer to check my manuscripts before sending them off to the publisher.  Here's what it came up with:

"Leave reproductive intercourse self/ego (doubled) unintelligent reproductive intercourse female dog, reproductive intercourse terminal opening of alimentary canal (consider changing to ante-chamber) pronoun question thought process existence presumptious higher in place and rank to all people intermediate steps to an end you are reproductive intercourse (autistic? consider changing to artistic) health, principles of organization of It. nationalist dictatorship (1922-45) created self/ego singular partical reproductive intercourse mentally deficient.  (Paragraph makes little apparent sense; consider changing whole or deleting)."  

So I can consider myself well and truly chastized!  
Alison

This post was last modified: 05-21-2012 01:23 AM by Alison.

I think our friend Jimmy is thrashing around in the deep end like a toddler with busted floaties. I think he is in need of saving. He is unable to bring himself into safer waters under his own abilities. He does not seem to have the articulation nor the reasoning to handle this forum.
What from first instinct seemed like a good trolling ground with Hazel has ended up being a little too difficult for him. Poor Jimmy.

They're probably still at ny-nyes sleepy-zoozers over in the Northern hemisphere.  We'll probaby hear from him again once he's had his nap.
Alison

Yes Mum probably tucked him in after a warm cup of milk to calm his anxiety. He will return with the renewed vigour of youth and parade around once more. I will look forward to it.

Maybe his issue is that Mummy DOESN'T tuck him up in bed after his milk.
Worse still, she may not even warm it for him.

So be kind guys OK, have a little understanding of our new pet troll, this poor babba probs has Refridgerator Mother Syndrome (Or at least refridgerated milk syndrome...)

Maybe his issue is that Mummy DOESN'T tuck him up in bed after his milk.
Worse still, she may not even warm it for him.

So be kind guys OK, have a little understanding of our new pet troll, this poor babba probs has Refridgerator Mother Syndrome (Or at least refridgerated milk syndrome...)

LOL

Disclosure; I have removed two posts from this thread.

Ooh, were they from Jimmy?  And was he typing in CAPS?  Then the troll is ready to eat, let the feast commence!  Shall I carve, or does anybody else want to be mother?
Alison

Different. Let's just say it's better without that one.

Seconded. If he comes back I will be here. He doesn't like me that much.

I think  society has a sense of excess entitlement when many autistic people can perform every office of sociel intercourse society has a legitimate right to expect. Consider the psychopathic driver behind you who tailgates you while you are minding your own business. If she learns that you have Asperger's, she will rationalize, "He is so mind blind that he is pathologically insensitive to the unwritten rule that everybody drives ten miles per hour over the speed limit." Here, she is wrong because like everyone, she signed an agreement to follow the rules as a condition for her license. But through some fascism of totalitarian democracy, she usurps credit for being right and she can even medicalize as pathological your responsible decision to live by the rules. Suppose you are unusually sensitive to cigarette smoke. If you are diagnosed, your refusal to tolerate it is all part of your "disease" because your human right to say no to what others want to put into your nose and mouth gets in the way of their libertine history of having been allowed to do whatever they feel like.