Chase, I deliver anything up to 40 mins of performance poetry, I can do you a stunning storytelling/acting rendition of the whole of Under Milk Wood by Dylan Thomas.  I deliver drama and creative workshops to schools and community groups.  I draw pencil portraits, and sometimes sell them...  I sing for my own amusement, I even sometimes sing at work, even though I know people will think I'm a bit odd.  I don't sing on stage because I can't carry a tune, and because I'm as deeply phobic of it as I am of spiders...and see no particular benefit in tackling either.  Even though some...[no, right, you must have posted this before my response to another thread of yours, so I won't be rude yet]...suggests I should.