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windy
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
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windy
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
Seizing upon a
orange,Gareth quickly
proclaims, "Spam Alert!"
An orange will
certainly help us
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| 09-18-2009 02:13 AM |
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Duckfetishgirl
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
sniffing people's butts
this is off OP...............................why do you insist on derailing this thread.
Back to the OP , and skipping duckfetishgirl`s remark.
ran past, wild-eyed
What the hell is OP and what do you have against me?
I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.
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Pakrat
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
OP - Original Poster.
run away from
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
recapitulates recursion repeatedly
Faith Proves Nothing
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
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Fnord
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Faith Proves Nothing
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
To be ruled by tradition just means that you're letting yourself be outvoted by the dead.
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Faith Proves Nothing
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I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qmud3AsmMM
If I offended you, please let me know via pm. I tend to do it without realizing it. I can be clueless as to how my humor comes across. Please be nice about it.
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Duckfetishgirl
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
sniffing people's butts
this is off OP...............................why do you insist on derailing this thread.
Back to the OP , and skipping duckfetishgirl`s remark.
ran past, wild-eyed
Why do you insist on playing moderator when you are NOT. Why do you feel you have the right to make that judgement on what can and can't be posted. You didn't start this thread after all. I was enjoying myself like everyone else here.
I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qmud3AsmMM
If I offended you, please let me know via pm. I tend to do it without realizing it. I can be clueless as to how my humor comes across. Please be nice about it.
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Fnord
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
curds and whey
(People, please try to keep un-necessary side comments out of this thread. Thank you.)
Faith Proves Nothing
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I have left the forum. I can be reached on the JREF forum at http://www.randi.org.
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Galinda Arduenna
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RE: The Night Was Stormy (add three words)
The car turned down the lane towards the house aglow with light from the lightning.
The dog howled a mournful sound. "I like cheese." That dog spoke???
"My name's SPIKE! Here`s my bone fide diploma from the dog school."
I turned the key in the lock but it seemed the door was melting away.
Oblivia stood in the doorway, barefoot, with a towel, only nothing else,
and stared into the eyes of the dog creeping across the ceiling.
Flardox`s spirit was crossing the universe, powered by trampoline.
Then she asked, "How is school?"
Nonchalantly he replied, "Now, take this bus to Cuba!"
"Exact change, please," said a voice from the car parked on the side of the road where
the bus stood. "Please hand me your worn and tattered boots and scarves," it said ominously.
"Flardox!" said Oblivia, "What hast thou done with the key to the Rabid Monkey Cage?"
"I ate it!" said the driver, with a burp. "I left the cat on the bus and said, 'Stay!'"
She didn't want to cry in front of the monkey trainer in case he was nervous.
"Bearsden Express to Scotland, Hebrides, and Donegal and other locales." shouted the driver,
"Hold on tight and come quickly." The bus lurched. The passengers gasped
as the llama walked in front of the dog who was carrying the monkey.
"Where's the cheese?" Flardox said to the talking dog.
"The monkey ate it," said the dog as he continued on his way to the other side of
the Bearsden Express. Once more we go to Bearsden via Marcia's house, which is nearby,
and have cake. Sweet Field Trip!
Now our purpose: Now, we work on the railroad and. while fixing the hole in my big head,
I reached for some forceps.
"Oh My Gosh!" Flardox screamed out, "Hurry, bring me the tape because we have some fences
to mend, places to go people to be."
Oblivia looked up as she glimpsed the dog flying past the moonlit sky,
aglow with the light of the polar auroras.
And polar bears, who like eating, Will do anything for a meal of nice, fresh,
garlic flavored, oily fish and chips with a side of Flardox who keeps showing up.
Disgusting, eating flardox! Polar bears agree!
Polar bears also avoid railroad tracks on their way to Havana.
HOw many more will want to tango?
Fify billion snakes flled the valley where we were having a tryst.
Suddenly, a loud scream split the air, as a wildy flailing woman ran past,
wild-eyed and raving incoherently about the blind man who was lost in the
stormy night. He picked up his hammer and saw
Spike, the dog yelped as the bowl full of Nuclear warheads exploded.
Good thing he was wearing a lead-lined cap on his butt.
An eerie silence roared through the night as the sky became dark.
"Who'd like a fresh new world?" asked the glowing 67th Seretary of State
as he dropped the name of Lucille Ball into an empty fishbowl,
filling it with large, round, firm oranges, apples and plums.
Seizing upon an orange, Gareth quickly proclaims, "Spam Alert!"
"An orange will certainly help us run away from monkey trainer, who
recapitulates recursion repeatedly," said the guy with the powerful magnetic
green eyes, piercing her soul like daggers in curds and whey.
Along came a
spider to meltdown
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