Right now, I could take three

Bugger this, I'm off to the off liscence, then off to bloody bed

Right now, I could take three

Bugger this, I'm off to the off liscence, then off to bloody bed

O.O

you're still awake?!

Yup, didnt sleep last night, damn hyperstimulation issues.

Well, not strictly true, I did sleep, but not for long, and woke up with the same *** going on.

I'm about to try and drink enough to knock myself out cold, wether I'l manage or not, thats anyones guess.

barman, your entire stock on my tab please, yes, all of it, including the turpentine.

wait if it helps just stare at my avatar for about 15 minutes!

if that doesn't work try an extra 15 minutes

At any rate, my body is awake, the rest of me, *** knows where it is, but its certainly not awake

At any rate, my body is awake, the rest of me, *** knows where it is, but its certainly not awake

wait...

Here it is!

*lifts lestat's brain out of jar of pickles*

time for a lobotomy....

oh and I wouldn't eat any of the pickles!

Veg remember, pickles count as veg, ew, nasty, disgusting, gettemoffame

I'm quite definately still pickled, and intend to remain that way for the duration of today.

Veg remember, pickles count as veg, ew, nasty, disgusting, gettemoffame

I'm quite definately still pickled, and intend to remain that way for the duration of today.

Oh no you don't!

*snatches alcohol*

*legs it*

ha you won't cath m-

*looks behind*

OH NOES!!!!!!!!111

Oh yes I do


*heaves  half brick in direction of running alcohol thief*

Oh yes I do


*heaves  half brick in direction of running alcohol thief*

HA!

you missed!

*flamethrower*

bring it on b!tch

I shall take this oppurtunity to make a joke

YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE FLAMED

I'm having a glass of Bailey's on the rocks.  Cheers!  

I'll have the same as Lulu. Except, I'll have mine served in a shoe.

I'll have the same as Lulu. Except, I'll have mine served in a shoe.

OMGWTFROTFLLMAOLOLBBQ??!!

I'll have a vodka and tonic

I'l have more of what I've been drinking all day,Tennants Super.

That stuff is brilliant, sheer brilliance, who else but the brits could come up with something that is more or less wine, but tastes like beer, and for 1.40 a can?

Hey there mr. floor, long time no see, hows shite me old mothafucka?