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Rossco, I hope I get free drink and lodging, seeing as I have to do the dirty work AND dump the bodies afterwards, its hazard pay that, for some reason the bacon get mighty sniffy when they see a known hell-raiser rocking back and forth and flapping at the top of a cliff, while a carpet, with oddly enough, a pair of feet sticking out of the duct tape slowly disappears southwards to the bottom of the lake.....

I reckon I've earned that much.

*Lestat lies flat on the bar underneath the beer pump, opens his mouth and cranks the handle.

Do you want that in notes ross, or in ears? or both, either is good....