Right, we've all been drinking quite long enough; (even the teetotallers! ) so it is time we all got up and danced!

To the tune of the Macarena, AFF's own version:

I am not trying to deceive you

When I dance they call me Mark Winter
and the gang they say que soy buena
they all want me
they can't have me
so they all come and dance beside me
Move with me
Chant with me
and if you’re good I'll take you home with me

Chorus (sing twice): Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Mark Winter
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Mark Winter
Hey Mark Winter

But don't worry about my sockfriend
She's a woman who's name is WfM
I am not her
couldn't be her
She was so good so I ...

Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
She was in Scotland and her two assets were sooo fine

Chorus (sing twice)

I am not trying to deceive you

Chorus (sing twice)

Come and find me, my name is Mark Winter
always at the party con las chicas que soy buena
come phone me,
dance with me
and you fellows chant along with me.