No, I'm going for some fresh air.
And cleaning my shoes. (Ocampo.....)
It seems to be winter outside. Love to feel crisp fresh air. After the walk I'd love to bowl with you.
Want to join me?

Needdddush moar wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine...

Grumpy tries desperately to express his enthusiasm, but in his state, his attempt to say "Yeah mate I am up for it!" sounds uncannily like "Help! I have fallen and can't reach my bourbon and coke."

I must say you folk all have very attractive ankles.

*ocampo decides to start telling her reflection 'you have really pretty eyes'*

Get up and get it

*smacks Illusion round the back of the head with a WKD bottle*

oops I slipped

*Notices an almost instantaneous improvement in Illusion and toasts Ocampo*

The humour of the WKD comment will be appreciated slightly more by the Brits of the site...

WKD = nasty, syrupy alcopop favoured by angry young people who like to finish the night with a kehab and 8 stitches somewhere on their body.

*useless fact* WKD bottles not only make useful containers, they can often be found in the back of an angry 15-24 year old young man's head.

I cant have alcohol, its not safe for other people.....
drunk poem-
Starkle starkle little twink
Who the hell do you are i think?
I am not under the affluence of incohol
Although some thinkle peep I am
I fool so feelish that i dont know who is me
But the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

credit to whoever wrote it

Sorry, I got to the party late but you all know me...  ..Gin & tonic please !

I've...hic..had..hic..a.hic..a few hic..already!

Passed out people..hic.. I'll put them in ..hic..the recovery position.

That is..hic..to those that ..hic don't know...on their sides so they can't ..hic..choke.

Don't worry about the floor..hic being hard..drunk..( no sense ).hic..no feeling..

Tigger suggest you keep your ..hic feet on Ocampo.....

Rossco...ankles?..hic ankles?...Hmm well ..hic I'll believe you. * drunken giggle *

This thread really makes me want a bottle of wine.

And it is Sunday, not a shop open within miles.

* goes to the tap to pour some water, miracles have happened tonight, maybe it will change into wine *

Some Balkan 176 if you please my good sir.

It's morning, can I get a, um, what is that with champagne and orange juice?  

(Has anyone seen my bra?  I seem to have lost it here last night...and my left sock...help?)

Bucks Fizz?