*picks up that wooden triangle thingy...this is used to keep all the balls in formation*

I'm no prude, but that just sounds dreadfully uncomfortable.

Hay -- mix the wheatgrass with this. Much better.

Lol.

If you take a deck and divide into 4 according to suits...

Then pick one out of the 16 cards per suit...
You get one datum as a sequence.  Do that enough and you hear music.
I'm I getting August Rush with this?  

Per suit?  I only have one suit, a skirt suit I last wore 6 1/2 years ago to a wedding.  I guess I can't play then...

couldbecousin Wrote:

*picks up that wooden triangle thingy...this is used to keep all the balls in formation*

I'm no prude, but that just sounds dreadfully uncomfortable.

Hay -- mix the wheatgrass with this. Much better.

All those ball games are not so comfortable, never mind where you got the ball(s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bNifuELoo

Another beer for the guy on the piano, anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1__KQZvoB...re=related

THE  Piano has been drinking....not me....not me....not (Tom Waits).

***Grumpy has a word with the three doormen to take out an interlopper "Stella Ruby" and help her reach the sidewalk. (Thanks Lestat, PikaJedi and Flardox)***

OK Grumpy decides it is Kareoke time.
Now guys what songs would you like to sing or have other's sing. Don't be shy (None of us will remember tomorrow). Youtube cues are welcome.

I will start off proceedings singing Kevin Bloody Wilson's "Last Lager Waltz" (Not on Youtube but if I was inclined I am sure I could find the lyrics on Google). Besides my Kareoke machine has all songs, artists and genres covered.

I dob Not Your Average Joe, Doc Martin and Tigger for "Macarena"
Max is then singing "What a wonderful World" - Louis Armstrong style.

After my song I am collecting the oodles of charm, sophistication, sex appeal and wit, and sidling up to Alectrum. (We gotta talk details of the house cut for her hustling. What? You think this place runs on goodwill? With a name like "Grumpy's Bar?)

Awww, it's a dive, but I love it!

*bellows Helen Reddy's "Delta Dawn" while flourishing a pool cue*

"More wheatgrass juice for everyone...I'm buying!"

For the record I have little in the way of any of those traits I said I had oodles of BUT ...........this is a fantasy and fantasies are free (Just ask my girlfriend, Myf Warhurst)

I'll go first ... *hic*

*picks up microphone*

Should this be a hint for the original purpose of that damned cricket bat?

OK, My turn now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JXmzPr6bkA
If  you have any  problems with the accent over there in California, ask your governer

Just thought I should let you guys know, someone phoned my work this weekend called Mark Winter, wanting to book an alarm call. Honestly, it was the most difficult 5 minutes of my life, wanting to ask him if he was the real Mark Winter and if he was coming to kill me too.

Don't fear the evil!
Tigger the left wing will protect you!

*hic*

my turn nowwww!!!!

I lovez teh singing!!11

Thanks to flardox *hic*

After a few days of Grumpy's special & of course the gin, mine has to be hic :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv6lHwWwO3w

I have others I sing along to, but they could frighten the hic young  hic ones.

For the older ones.. but I don't hic think anyone's as old as me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp...re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf50AIOatFs

Sigh hic *drunken sigh*...my son says I only sing songs everyone hic else has forgotten.