I just came from a school party where they ran out of beer... So I'll have one of your most beer-like substances please...

That would be the non-alcoholic beer

I have some rotting fruit in the 'fridge.  It's all yours!

WHAT!?!

I'm guessing you failed all of your science classes....

(Me, I aced science but failed at nutrition planning and housekeeping.)

This post was last modified: 03-03-2012 08:38 AM by VulcanTourist.

Fruit ferments and produces alcohol as it rots.

Welcome back, VulcanTourist.

It wasn't my fault they made me only have 2 years of Science in High School!

I never left.  That rustling noise in the closet was me.

Oh and welcome back VulcanTourist...

Oh, I forgot... I wasn't in the closet, I was under the bed....

I demand some "Vulcan Mocha, extra sweet"

Wasps are known, as a matter of fact, to get drunk as a skunk after eating fruit that has fallen from the trees, and after partially rotting, begun to ferment.

They are bad enough sober....at least, if they go after one's food&drink, or start chasing after you when you disturb a nest built underground (and invisible to people going hunting wild mushrooms until one almost puts a size 11-12 combat boot through it *grimaces*)

That was not pleasant....although I managed not to get stung by a cloud of furious wasps, my knee and my hip do NOT appreciate being used to run, not anymore. That was almost as bad as getting stung come to think of it.

And when your done with simon, I'll have some beer myself..I've just finished my last bottle of kronenbourg and all I've got left is bitter lemon (one of my favourites....a childhood memory was my old man having, for some reason, crates and crates of the stuff in his old workshop, which I used to use the tools in as a little kid.

Was due to answer bail, from that last pig raid, which came with a dodgy warrant looking for 'glassware and "manuals" (no further qualifier, just "manuals"), the former of which is legal to possess, and the latter is meaningless BS to pad out the warrant before its put before a magistrate, who of course, will simply sign on the dotted line without actually looking at the application.

At 11am, at a pig shop miles away from here. I slept in, wondering why my old man didn't wake me up as he said he would (he was my transport, as its too far for me to get there on a bike, and I can't walk that far, even if I did start off long enough beforehand to make it at a normal walking pace)

He didn't wake me, and I woke up what would have been late, only to find that the pigs had sent me a letter changing my bail date. At the literal last minute. Didn't send it by mail, but delivered it by hand. Bloody typical, they have to wait until the last second possible to tell me, when they could have done it weeks ago.

Charging me with possession of class A drugs. Morons. They should have someone who actually knows what they are DOING with a GC/MS or NMR machine do the analysis on any substances they steal from their rightful owners.

I know prescisely what they took, in the way of white powders. One was pramiracetam, a nootropic, and completely irrelevant to law enforcement in ANY country, and the other two were 5-MeO-n,n-diallyltryptamine and alpha-methyltryptamine, two psychedelic tryptamines, which fall outside the attempt at a catch-all substituted tryptamine clauses in the uk misuse of drugs act, due to in the first case, only n-alkyl substitutions being covered, (too stupid to know an alkene from an alkAne..dipropionyltryptamine IS covered...but those double bonds on the amine nitrogen of the tryptamine backbone move it outside the scope of the modification to the MODA..and alpha-alkyl substituents are not covered at all, in the case of AMT)

Lets see them take this bloody joke to court...I'll tear the case apart, if thats the best they can come up with, and they pull the chemists that did the analysis as expert witnesses....sheesh...sod the beer..I'll take something stronger and much more flammable

I'll have the House Special

I'll join you Gen, it's on me

thanks!