Chris, I think it's sad that I seem to be the last person on earth who talks to you as if there were some remote possibility that you could process rational thought and actually comprehend ideas being expressed to you.

Don't you think that's sad?

But why do I do that? It's not as if it has ever worked. You just say "that's an interesting point" and then, having understood not a word, you puke up the same perseverated nonsense and pointless personal history, and not one thing I or anybody says ever makes it any farther through your impenetrable skull than a mosquito on an elephant's ***.

Believe whatever you want about how your hateful god has nothing to do but fuel your masochistic fantasies.

But believe this, too, Chris, because it is going to be crucial for you in ways you're too dense to imagine:

God never required you to run your fat mouth for months on end about gay people.

It is okay with God if you shut the f*ck up.

I am absolutely convinced that if God were to appear to you, he would tell you two things:

1) Shut the F*CK UP

2) Put down that donut

I'm neutral on the donut, but god is right about the "shut the f*ck up" thing.

You have nothing to say, and you have said it 1,000 times. You can shut up now. You can shut up.

I can remember when you were not universally viewed as a pompous, ignorant windbag. Widely, yes, but not universally.

Do you do this in real life, Chris? Do you babble on and on about god hating fags and who spoke to you once in 1988? Can you see that the result is that nobody wants to listen to you?

I want a yes or no from you.Will you stop ranting ignorant crap about gays? I want you to do this. Everybody wants you to do this. Can you?

If you can shut up about gays, we will all appreciate it. It will prove that you are not a total *** and that you can, in this small way, prevent yourself rfom acting like an obnoxious, ignorant windbag. We will appreciate your respecting other people enough to withhold your selfish need to offend them.

If you can't do that -- if you insist on your obnoxious vendetta, this is going to in a direction that will be very unhappy for you.

People have a right to come here without your homophobic crap.

Can you stop it? Yes or No.

If you can't, appropriate retaliation will begin.