Oh. Well, I guess that settles that!

Uh... the police visited you because of his behavior? I'm no fan of the police or of John Best, but... if the problem were his behavior, wouldn't the police visit him? You need to explain that one. Why did they visit you unless they had reason to see you as a problem?

-- oh, dear! Wait just a second. Let me put on my little tin hat and crawl into my fallout shelter. Okay. Much better. Proceed....

OH MY GOD, NO!!!! This reminds me of a terrible nightmare I had when I was a child. Hold me, Mommy! There was an earth quake, and a giant -- yes! A giant sock puppet arose from a rupture in the earths crust! He looked right at me, his button eyes aglow and he cried out "DELETE ALL VACCINES!!" I awoke screaming and - astonishingly -- my hair had turned quite white! I was six yeas old and my hair was white as snow. I continued to scream for several hours until my parents had me sedated. I was quite traumatized.

In other words, Timelord, what on earth are you talking about?

Not as long as I've got me tin hat on me head, and me little wooden sword beneath me pillow.

Hmmm... I should not impose my twisted view of the world on others? Damn,,, where's my Psychology 101 text book... glossary... glossary... AH HA! Here it is: Projection: Projection is one of the defense mechanisms identified by Freud and still acknowledged today. According to Freud, projection is when someone is threatened by or afraid of their own impulses so they attribute these impulses to someone else.

See, I gotta tell you, that just sounds crazy. Really. "I won't stand for it!"? Is that a threat?  How did you type that line with your little fists on your hips? Will my name be added to your Enemies List? Will your TARDIS appear in my kitchen and I'll find you sitting atop the fridge, shaking your fist at my cats, threatening to delete them?

Ah, and now as Sock Puppets and Satanists clutch each other in stark terror, a mighty alliance is born!

ROTFLMAO!

"No religious crap! You got it, Timelord!" GuessWho eagerly agreed setting his Homo-Killing-Death-Ray-Gun on Ready and wondering if his new friend Timelord had a lonely sister, "and you'll skip the paranoid delusions? Right? Right, Timelord? Hey! Hey, Timelord -- Why are you posting my name on your Enemies List? Does this mean we're not friends any more? What about your sister? Did you tell her I have a Masters Degree?"

You guys crack me up.

What was it Jonathan Swift said about "When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: ..." Hmmm.... how did that quotation end?