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I tagged along to mortuary school with my 19-year-old aunt when she was going there but had to babysit me too. I was 5. I learned a lot. My parents didn't send me to kindergarten; I started school in grade 1 but was smarter than all the other kids.


Genocide is defined as "any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial, social, political, economic, intellectual, familial, genetic, or religious group, as such: killing members of the group; causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group; deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part; imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group; [and] forcibly transferring children of the group to another group."
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I'm a terrible liar.

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Yeah... tried to come up with one and have failed completely to do so...

11-17-2010 10:49 PM
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smokingweapon Wrote:
Last night I was...


Wow, that was incredibly vile.  

I don't appreciate your fictitious neck-snapping-bridge-dumping scenario.  I had my neck snapped and then I was dumped off a bridge.  Don't try to steal my thunder.

11-17-2010 11:25 PM
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Well, I don't appreciate your comment.

11-17-2010 11:27 PM
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I can appreciate that.

11-17-2010 11:30 PM
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Aboniks and Lucid Lunacy, were your first posts in this thread truth or lies? LOLOL.


I visited Nelson Mandela's apartment when he was still in prison.


Genocide is defined as "any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial, social, political, economic, intellectual, familial, genetic, or religious group, as such: killing members of the group; causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group; deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part; imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group; [and] forcibly transferring children of the group to another group."
11-18-2010 04:28 AM
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Aboniks and Lucid Lunacy, were your first posts in this thread truth or lies? LOLOL.


Erm...how do I make this believable...

Yes.

11-18-2010 04:33 AM
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I remember sneaking across the border in Europe, oh and boy was it tough.... Greece and Turkey aren't that friendly towards each other so I decided to go to Turkey for a day just to see what it was like in Istanbul.


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11-18-2010 04:33 AM
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I was in Istanbul! Me and two friends got lost there; we were on a class trip and the class left without us. My friend fell into one of those squatter toilets. We had nowhere to go to clean him up; we had to walk 7 miles to find a normal bathroom.


Genocide is defined as "any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial, social, political, economic, intellectual, familial, genetic, or religious group, as such: killing members of the group; causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group; deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part; imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group; [and] forcibly transferring children of the group to another group."
11-18-2010 04:36 AM
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Kim jong il is my girlfriends brother...


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I visited the Jorvik Viking Centre back in 1990 and had a really good time.

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I am related to Dr. Phil. I forget how many times removed he is, but he's a cousin. I talked to him on the phone once and other than that I haven't met or talked to him. My mom still talks to him sometimes but I fell out with him during our one conversation. See, he's for curing autism.


Genocide is defined as "any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial, social, political, economic, intellectual, familial, genetic, or religious group, as such: killing members of the group; causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group; deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part; imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group; [and] forcibly transferring children of the group to another group."
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I have been in a relationship with the same girl at least 5 times


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11-18-2010 04:40 AM
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Ana54 Wrote:
I am related to Dr. Phil. I forget how many times removed he is, but he's a cousin. I talked to him on the phone once and other than that I haven't met or talked to him. My mom still talks to him sometimes but I fell out with him during our one conversation. See, he's for curing autism.


ROFL

11-18-2010 04:42 AM
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