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Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - d_olson27 - 05-02-2012 05:30 AM
That's right, God hates figs! That's as in the things you eat.
The evidence can be found in the Bible:
Jeremiah 29:17, Thus saith the Lord of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil.
Psalms 105:33, He smote their vines also and their fig trees; and brake the trees of their coasts.
Matthew 21:18-19, Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered. And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
Jeremiah 24:2, One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and the other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad.
Yes, these are all real quotes from the Bible.
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - awiddershinlife - 05-02-2012 05:43 AM
d_olson27 Wrote:
That's right, God hates figs! That's as in the things you eat.
Well by gump, if God hates figs, so do I!!
(sarcasm)
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - Xaisede - 05-02-2012 04:55 PM
I hate those people! Protesting homes for handicapped people and soldier's funerals? Saying gays should die? SICK! And their slogan often makes the most hardcore EVANGELICALS angry! Fricken homohobic CHEICKENNECKS!
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - skyblue1 - 05-02-2012 06:21 PM
I am sure he was only speaking of certain figs.
fortunately we still have fig newtons
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - Genesis - 05-02-2012 06:26 PM
I'm confused.... -_-
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - nakedphil - 05-02-2012 10:04 PM
Genesis Wrote:
I'm confused.... -_-
That makes two of us confused.
(Although it is my normal state)
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - Genesis - 05-02-2012 10:28 PM
-_- o_o = Double the confusion
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - Alison - 05-02-2012 11:41 PM
What does the bible have to say on the subject of eating kiwifruit?
Alison
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - Genesis - 05-02-2012 11:50 PM
Theres nothing in the bible about Kiwi fruit..... maybe KJV..... then again.... I haven't read that thing in so long anyways.....
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - skyblue1 - 05-03-2012 12:39 AM
Alison Wrote:
What does the bible have to say on the subject of eating kiwifruit?
Alison
Alison
it is encouraged
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - Genesis - 05-03-2012 12:52 AM
It is?
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - d_olson27 - 05-03-2012 02:00 AM
juggaspieZ2k Wrote:
I hate those people! Protesting homes for handicapped people and soldier's funerals? Saying gays should die? SICK! And their slogan often makes the most hardcore EVANGELICALS angry! Fricken homohobic CHEICKENNECKS!
Totally agree.
For those who are confused, this thread is intended as parody, as I'm sure the blog I linked to is. It appears to me that we could be equally justified in saying that the Bible condemns figs as people are in saying that the Bible condemns homosexuality.
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - mels8780 - 05-03-2012 06:41 AM
d_olson27 Wrote:
That's right, God hates figs! That's as in the things you eat.
The evidence can be found in the Bible:
Jeremiah 29:17, Thus saith the Lord of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil.
Psalms 105:33, He smote their vines also and their fig trees; and brake the trees of their coasts.
Matthew 21:18-19, Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered. And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
Jeremiah 24:2, One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and the other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad.
Yes, these are all real quotes from the Bible.
The evidence can be found in the Bible:
Jeremiah 29:17, Thus saith the Lord of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil.
Psalms 105:33, He smote their vines also and their fig trees; and brake the trees of their coasts.
Matthew 21:18-19, Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered. And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
Jeremiah 24:2, One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and the other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad.
Yes, these are all real quotes from the Bible.
Are these verses he quoted?
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - d_olson27 - 05-03-2012 06:58 AM
skyblue1 Wrote:
I am sure he was only speaking of certain figs.
fortunately we still have fig newtons
fortunately we still have fig newtons
RENOUNCE NOW THE HEINOUS SIN OF FIGERY OR BE CONDEMNED TO BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY IN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL-AH!!!!!!!!!!
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - awiddershinlife - 05-03-2012 07:04 AM
mels8780 Wrote:
d_olson27 Wrote:
That's right, God hates figs! That's as in the things you eat.
The evidence can be found in the Bible:
Jeremiah 29:17, Thus saith the Lord of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil.
Psalms 105:33, He smote their vines also and their fig trees; and brake the trees of their coasts.
Matthew 21:18-19, Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered. And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
Jeremiah 24:2, One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and the other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad.
Yes, these are all real quotes from the Bible.
The evidence can be found in the Bible:
Jeremiah 29:17, Thus saith the Lord of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil.
Psalms 105:33, He smote their vines also and their fig trees; and brake the trees of their coasts.
Matthew 21:18-19, Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered. And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
Jeremiah 24:2, One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and the other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad.
Yes, these are all real quotes from the Bible.
Are these verses he quoted?
You can double-check the verses yourself at Bible Gateway and find out more on Wikipedia
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - mels8780 - 05-03-2012 10:51 AM
"He clearly says in 1 Cor 6:9 that those who practice homosexuality will not inherit the kingdom of God. So, God cannot contradict Himself. He can’t create someone to be gay, and then turn around and punish that person. Sin is a lifestyle that we all choose. The passing of Prop 8 is a good thing. The church is supposed to have an influence in the community."
LOL. They want to hold on so bad, they'll say that gays chose to be gay. Even though, they themselves being straight couldn't turn around and just go "Hey, I think I'll be attracted to girls/guys", they say that everyone that's gay chose it.
RE: Reverend Phelps missed it by one letter - mels8780 - 05-03-2012 10:52 AM
" 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,"