You know that is FINALLY legal here!  Yay!

Any absinthe going around?


Wine, ew, I never have been able to enjoy wine, I'l drink it, but its a matter of filling a mug and tipping it back in one, it all tastes and smells of vinegar to me, nasty.

Should you be drinking with the dicky ticker Rossco?

As for me, I just got back from an early morning poppy hunt, and got some decent ones, so its a nice birthday pot of pod tea for me this morning

I don't drink either-but I do like those little umbrellas

Or I could have an Virgin Irish Coffee..
er.. is there such a thing?

G/F-C/F version:

1/2 can Challenge Non-Dairy Dessert Topping
1 Tablespoon Via Roma instant espresso

There is such a thing! Thanks Tig-That's what I am having then...

Korrigan says, with a rather pronounced slur, from the top of the table,

"First drink?  I had my first drink hours ago....hiccup...."

Now, where is my bra?

I'm going to sit next to you.
On occasions where the drinks are free I allways love to sit next to those who don't drink

Wow. It's only 10 AM here, and I normally don't drink before sundown.
But Ok, in this nice company...

Get up and get it

*Notices an almost instantaneous improvement in Illusion and toasts Ocampo*

Sorry, I got to the party late but you all know me...  ..Gin & tonic please !

I've...hic..had..hic..a.hic..a few hic..already!

Passed out people..hic.. I'll put them in ..hic..the recovery position.

That is..hic..to those that ..hic don't know...on their sides so they can't ..hic..choke.

Don't worry about the floor..hic being hard..drunk..( no sense ).hic..no feeling..

Tigger suggest you keep your ..hic feet on Ocampo.....

Rossco...ankles?..hic ankles?...Hmm well ..hic I'll believe you. * drunken giggle *

And it is Sunday, not a shop open within miles.

* goes to the tap to pour some water, miracles have happened tonight, maybe it will change into wine *

*laughs out loud*


I forgot to log off last 'night' ( different time zone here) -
typical party behavior from me actually-it looks like I am there- but I am not really all there..

Korrigan! Lestat has found your bra..Perhaps you should be cut off

*gets on his bike, waves bra in the air.....come 'n get it!*

First come first served.....

Now I am running drunk AND hitting myself in the eye!  OH NO!

OK, hyke.
Hope you found some liqueur store open on sunday
Do you remember the rules?
If not, I'll repeat:

beer-can-bowling:

A.- take ten cans of beer and arrange them in a triangle.
B.- empty them as fast as you can, choose whatever way seems
suitable to you, but do it without help.
C.- rearrange the empty cans to the same triangle we had before.   Do this also alone, you're allowed to lean on the table with one hand!
D.- Smash your forehead on the table, try to knock over as many cans as you can.
E.- Spill the last drops of beer from each can on your bodyhair, whereever you find some.
F.- Don't drive home!
G.- Don't take advices from your totally drunk friends!
H.- Find a taxi-driver who's willing to take you home.
I.- Surprise your wife/husband with beeing home early(This is not late night my dear, this is early morning)
J.- Try to make this smile as natural as possible.
K.- Hope the best.

Makes me glad I don't have tits

I am glad you do not have tits either.  

Lestat Wrote:

*gets on his bike, waves bra in the air.....come 'n get it!*

First come first served.....

Now I am running drunk AND hitting myself in the eye!  OH NO!

You could wear Lestat's next lawsuit instead[/font]

Yer cheeky whippersnapper Doc, lawsuit?

Actually Korrigan, I'l keep the bra, could have some fun with that, but I have a spare prison jumpsuit I swiped when I got released, might look kinda fetching with a female aspie inside it

*dangles bra JUST out of Korrigan's reach...here kittie kittie kittie...

I hate it when my undergarments are dangled just out of my reach.  Reminds me of high school...

Lestat Wrote:

Yer cheeky whippersnapper Doc, lawsuit?

Actually Korrigan, I'l keep the bra, could have some fun with that, but I have a spare prison jumpsuit I swiped when I got released, might look kinda fetching with a female aspie inside it

*dangles bra JUST out of Korrigan's reach...here kittie kittie kittie...

I hate it when my undergarments are dangled just out of my reach.  Reminds me of high school...

Are you sober, or what?

Could I please have a Kahlua and Milk or Irish Cream and Milk?

What brand do we have to drink to support you?
And can we get any discount?
Hyke and I needed 20 cans of beer for our last bowling round, and in the end it turned out to be 40. I think that's quite an amount, no?

I work for a subsidiairy to the Evil INBEV that is trying to eat the American Iconic Anheuser-Busch currently.

So Stella Artois, Beck, Leffe are my brands.

But I could get you Labatt Blue if you're willing to come and get it in Canada........

I think my dad is wondering why im giggling so much!

same to what you said ocampo!!!

oh and I'll have three tequilas

*one tequila two tequila three tequila FLOOR!*

speaking of which what is the age you can consume alcohol?

sorry I meant in australia

Think it depends on where you live.  21 here in the US.

see above post lol

Oopsie posting at the same time.  I dunno...

don't worry!

only three more years till im 18 then its party time

*looking around the bar with growing suspicion*

Wait a minute...

is this that GANG that started the Reign of Liberal TERRRORRRRRR?

blond moment but

I don't get it?

oh sorry

a "blond" moment is meaning a moment of stupidity

I was referring to the old myth about blondes being "dumb"

which of course is not true but I really do have blond moments lol

blond moment but

I don't get it?

http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=13720

That's the link, but PREPARE to be TERRRRRRRIFIED!!!!

Yes it is the same then.
And I do have moments fitting my haircolour too.

flardox Wrote:

blond moment but

I don't get it?

http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=13720

That's the link, but PREPARE to be TERRRRRRRIFIED!!!!

O.O

ROSSCO!!!!!!!!!!

MORE RUM!!!!!!!!!!!

A few suggestions/thoughts:
What is my head? Is there a thing like that and what is it's connection to ME?
It's not the beer, it's probably the wrong beer.
Never try surprise mixes! At least if you want to keep concious.
Migraine is in fact the no'1 excuse of women.
I'm not goin' to check your teeth now.
Let me think a while about all the advantages and disadvantages of women without hormones.
Double persona and double lack of sleep shouldn't be treated by beer!
Try hitting the table on your head, that should do a better job.

*looking around the bar with growing suspicion*

Wait a minute...

is this that GANG that started the Reign of Liberal TERRRORRRRRR?

Not a gang, a mob, did you see that?
And you're not as "manly" as me.
Hold me please, when I start laughing to much I'm goin to ruin the whole inventory of Roscos pub

Ummm..the Surprise Mix of the House?....Well let's just say there is no need to spike the punch.

Yikes. No lucy for me..
toasts lestat with a cuppa tea

I googled it and kept getting bloody final fantasy up!

Awww, it's not Belgium's fault, and we may have some nice members here from Belgium, I don't know...*hugs Belgium and Wales*

Ah, good idea- I woke up this am thinking this very thought.
I am not surprised at all to read all the political stuff above  but it is disturbing.. and I feel a bit ill. (Wouldn't be the first time I felt sick in a bar though)

But, yeah! Let's keep Grumpy's bar.. fun and light

alectrum-now I have "can you feel the love tonight" from The Lion King playing in my head

Mc Tavish is dead,
and his brother dont know it,
his brother is dead
and Mc Tavish dont know it,
They both lie dead in the very same bed,
and neither one knows that the other is dead.

Another round?

YEAH!!!!

~Flardox and Joker after 10 minutes~

0.o

lol

I spiked your drink!

VODKA!!!!!!!

(Translation: I really need to go home! , I have got so drunk I have retorted to monsyllabic words.)

SNARKLEWONGLEPETH!!!!!!

(Translation: WTF?!?!)

Funniest

thing

in

AFF

History

I am Mark Winter.

Wow!  

Right, we've all been drinking quite long enough; (even the teetotallers! ) so it is time we all got up and danced!

To the tune of the Macarena, AFF's own version:

I am not trying to deceive you

When I dance they call me Mark Winter
and the gang they say que soy buena
they all want me
they can't have me
so they all come and dance beside me
Move with me
Chant with me
and if you’re good I'll take you home with me

Chorus (sing twice): Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Mark Winter
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Mark Winter
Hey Mark Winter

But don't worry about my sockfriend
She's a woman who's name is WfM
I am not her
couldn't be her
She was so good so I ...

Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
She was in Scotland and her two assets were sooo fine

Chorus (sing twice)

I am not trying to deceive you

Chorus (sing twice)

Come and find me, my name is Mark Winter
always at the party con las chicas que soy buena
come phone me,
dance with me
and you fellows chant along with me.

*flardox dances jumps and falls over*

*voice from the floor*

I am marrrrk winnterrr!!! *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPP!!!!!*



*gets up and switches on jukebox*

CHA CHA AGAIN!

   * *
              \_/

Now - is anyone going to actually do something with that bat, or are you just a tease?  

Oh.....Errrr.....Gulp!......I may be a bit too inebriated for.......ummmm......"cricket"....

alectrum Wrote:

Now - is anyone going to actually do something with that bat, or are you just a tease?  

Oh.....Errrr.....Gulp!......I may be a bit too inebriated for.......ummmm......"cricket"....

*...in best English accent*

That's not very sporting of you old chap!  

Only on AFF could the conversation turn from drinking, to paranoid delusions that may or may not be omnipresent, to bat's genitals, in the space of a few tens of posts

Since grumpy's cricket bat is actually used for hitting balls, we have the perfect connection between spanking and male genitals, no?

Macarena eye-candy for all! (Yummy men in suits! )

too old for me!

alectrum Wrote:

Now - is anyone going to actually do something with that bat, or are you just a tease?  

Oh.....Errrr.....Gulp!......I may be a bit too inebriated for.......ummmm......"cricket"....

an dthere was you denying you were gay!



anyway I think its time for another song.....

*downs a bottle of vodka*

*Picks up microphone*

THANK YOU!

No more drinks for Rossco!

Thank YOU...also, credit is due to EvilZakkie, our Super Moderator who first alerted me before anything had even been posted, next time I will be more proactive.

*buys a round of freshly made FRUIT JUICES for everyone*

(and some wheatgrass juice for Rossco!)

Thank YOU...also, credit is due to EvilZakkie, our Super Moderator who first alerted me before anything had even been posted, next time I will be more proactive.

*buys a round of freshly made FRUIT JUICES for everyone*

(and some wheatgrass juice for Rossco!)

BIG THANKS to both of you for preventing a possible megadown..

CBC-you were very fast I think.

thanks for the refreshing juice too!
*satisfied slurp*

couldbecousin Wrote:

Thank YOU...also, credit is due to EvilZakkie, our Super Moderator who first alerted me before anything had even been posted, next time I will be more proactive.

*buys a round of freshly made FRUIT JUICES for everyone*

(and some wheatgrass juice for Rossco!)

BIG THANKS to both of you for preventing a possible megadown..

CBC-you were very fast I think.

thanks for the refreshing juice too!
*satisfied slurp*

DITTO !!

*sulks jealously in the corner of the bar*

Grumpy...mutter...spanking....mutter...hm!

I'll have a triple whiskey and dry ginger with ice!

Anyone think they're good enough to beat me at pool?  All you have to do is lay your money down....

*Alectrum installs herself as the Grumpy Bar Pool Hustler*

I love pool!

Have only ever played twice, but no matter, I feel lucky!

alectrum Wrote:

*sulks jealously in the corner of the bar*

Grumpy...mutter...spanking....mutter...hm!

I'll have a triple whiskey and dry ginger with ice!

Anyone think they're good enough to beat me at pool?  All you have to do is lay your money down....

*Alectrum installs herself as the Grumpy Bar Pool Hustler*

I love pool!

Have only ever played twice, but no matter, I feel lucky!

* Eyes cbc up and down for a moment....*

Let me see how you hold your cue first....

couldbecousin Wrote:

alectrum Wrote:

*sulks jealously in the corner of the bar*

Grumpy...mutter...spanking....mutter...hm!

I'll have a triple whiskey and dry ginger with ice!

Anyone think they're good enough to beat me at pool?  All you have to do is lay your money down....

*Alectrum installs herself as the Grumpy Bar Pool Hustler*

I love pool!

Have only ever played twice, but no matter, I feel lucky!

* Eyes cbc up and down for a moment....*

Let me see how you hold your cue first....

*holds it triumphantly overhead like a spear*

*picks up that wooden triangle thingy...this is used to keep all the balls in formation before the game begins*

alectrum Wrote:

couldbecousin Wrote:

alectrum Wrote:

*sulks jealously in the corner of the bar*

Grumpy...mutter...spanking....mutter...hm!

I'll have a triple whiskey and dry ginger with ice!

Anyone think they're good enough to beat me at pool?  All you have to do is lay your money down....

*Alectrum installs herself as the Grumpy Bar Pool Hustler*

I love pool!

Have only ever played twice, but no matter, I feel lucky!

* Eyes cbc up and down for a moment....*

Let me see how you hold your cue first....

*holds it triumphantly overhead like a spear*

*picks up that wooden triangle thingy...this is used to keep all the balls in formation before the game begins*

rotflmao

I think maybe we should play billiards

couldbecousin Wrote:

alectrum Wrote:

couldbecousin Wrote:

alectrum Wrote:

*sulks jealously in the corner of the bar*

Grumpy...mutter...spanking....mutter...hm!

I'll have a triple whiskey and dry ginger with ice!

Anyone think they're good enough to beat me at pool?  All you have to do is lay your money down....

*Alectrum installs herself as the Grumpy Bar Pool Hustler*

I love pool!

Have only ever played twice, but no matter, I feel lucky!

* Eyes cbc up and down for a moment....*

Let me see how you hold your cue first....

*holds it triumphantly overhead like a spear*

*picks up that wooden triangle thingy...this is used to keep all the balls in formation before the game begins*

rotflmao

I think maybe we should play billiards

Ummm, is that a card game?

*picks up that wooden triangle thingy...this is used to keep all the balls in formation*

I'm no prude, but that just sounds dreadfully uncomfortable.

Hay -- mix the wheatgrass with this. Much better.

Lol.

If you take a deck and divide into 4 according to suits...

Then pick one out of the 16 cards per suit...
You get one datum as a sequence.  Do that enough and you hear music.
I'm I getting August Rush with this?  

Per suit?  I only have one suit, a skirt suit I last wore 6 1/2 years ago to a wedding.  I guess I can't play then...

couldbecousin Wrote:

*picks up that wooden triangle thingy...this is used to keep all the balls in formation*

I'm no prude, but that just sounds dreadfully uncomfortable.

Hay -- mix the wheatgrass with this. Much better.

All those ball games are not so comfortable, never mind where you got the ball(s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bNifuELoo

Should this be a hint for the original purpose of that damned cricket bat?

Ah ha, ocampo said I gave it to her!  I think it was you!

I am sick as a very sick dog myself....stayed home from work even.  Hot toddy for me too!

Try half a liter, if that sounds better

Carefull doing that with the tee tree oil Doc.  It might destroy your gut flora if you swallowed it, and that would probably be a hospital job.  You dilute it in water, don't you?

Even a mere half a litre is more acohol than I've consumed in total over my entire life...

I meant a few drops, so it'll evaporate before you can swallow anything..

And hi alectrum, from where are you joining today?

All this talk of natural remedies for sore throats reminds me of the article I read about AC/DC getting ready backstage...singer Brian Johnson was sipping some fancy tea with honey and lemon to soothe his throat, but I wonder how much good it was doing against the constant stream of cigarettes!

Against the smoke you normally use beer, but that can lead to other comlications aftr the gig (> Bon Scott).

I want to warp back to medieval England!

One second, I'm still at work, and there are students around.
See you later...

*does the timewarp*

WHEEE- *CRASH*

owwwww

*unconcious*



I have to have my tetanus tommorow

thanks as if I wasn't already scared of it enough |:



but Ihave to have it eitherwise I can't go back to my work experience

(pet shop)

Hope your feeling better Tig, flu sucks arse, it really does.

*pours tig a hot shot of his tia maria*

Medieval england couldbe? I'l pass on that one myself, people would take one look at me, and burn me summarily as a witch

I haven't got a cold but can I have some hot Tia maria anyway?

WOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*gulp*

hellllloooooooo everybodyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*THUMP*

(voice from floor)

GUYS?!

OOOOOOOOOH I can see teh ceilings!!!11

I could fix you a drink, if the barman would let me...

thank you!



and what?!

Rammstein...

Only on the radio...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV3R5vdxnMk

OK, no timewarp without the complete package of vaccinations!
If it makes you more autistic than you allready are,
I'll eat my sisters broom (that one with the straw).
I'm goin' to take a trip to ancient Egypt, the place where relations
Don't start in a Bar

AHHH!!! The Pyramids; suspicious... Just don't get lost in the sand!!!

Good to see you hyke. I have to get up in 4 hours, could you please take care of that?
Good night, hick, eh, hyke, eh whatever........................

I hope everyone here is over the legal drinking age wherever you happen to be!

You are?

Good!

More booze, barman!

WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*poles dances*

*falls*

owwwwwwwch

*unconcious*

*gets up*

*downs a bottle of vodka*

~2 seconds later~

Bedtime, TiNS? Where on Earth are you?

*Says she who is already in bed and typing this on her laptop *

Hey Flar! Down, boy!

I am

KARAOKE TIME!!!

Thats not my name

Well its not my bedtime; but i do have some things I need to be doing.

Perhaps one for the road.

Or two...or three..or

One?

Ha!!

I've had one hundred and one!!!

hee hee he-

*THUMP*

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!*

quickduck Wrote:

Well its not my bedtime; but i do have some things I need to be doing.

Perhaps one for the road.

Or two...or three..or

One?

Ha!!

I've had one hundred and one!!!

hee hee he-

*THUMP*

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!*

You know what, Flar?

You're a useless footstool! BRB.

*Toddles off for a bath*

Yep, you’re in trouble.
They let me in...
I sneaked passed while they slept in an alcoholic stupor

Don't worryz!

I still haz a gun!!1

*hic*

*BANG*

*flardox goes flying through the door*

BUYE GUYZ!!!!111

:

(Doc, you said a second, not a week!)

You have to be 42 for that

On the way.
And after that we start with the mud-wrestling

hey! that's just down the end of the road

Well of course it's your local moat!

a) I'm not going to drag you any further than I have to!

b) There's a wee bit of a shortage of genuine moats in these parts given that Australians weren't into castle building and Europeans arrived after building them had gone out of fashion!

how the hell did you catch it this time?!

/4 more days, 4 more name changes before going back to Pika...you have been warned

I have a Mac!

Actually, as I said before, you don't change your user ID number when you change your name; or your date of joining or your 'AWAY' status. Duh!

NO! MINE!

I can't tell you if things like this improve when you let them sit for a time.
I simply don't let it happen.

Ooh, if you're drinking with us I'd better get out the posh coasters:

ALL OF IT........................................ I have a lovely laydee to entertain

Korrigan removes various undergarments from the ceiling fan....thank goodness Grumpy requires we put our names in all of our clothes...

Oh Ocampo, I have something of yours...

Why don't you want Korrigan to return ocampo's underw... er, clothing?

Gin tonic is fine?

Oish, Tigger, ocampo is still busy...
How would that look, if Korrigan would disturb her now bringing back her clothes from the night before...

Much better.

ALL OF IT........................................ I have a lovely laydee to entertain

Mind you it has been a while since I have seen a fight between two ladies. Arranges the chairs a safe distance away and brings out popcorn, chips, and nuts and put them on the bill next to the popcorn, chips, and nuts nibblies surcharge.

Gin you say NYAJ certainly. Mmmmm....delicious. Here's your shot of vodka. Ooppss. Sorry mate that's a mistake I better have that shot and get you a gin and tonic.

"Feelings. Nothing more than feelings...."

Six minutes? That is one of the fastest evolutions in history...

Keep me away from the house special!!!

And after Joe it's my turn with this welcome for Jodes

Hello gorgeous. Look what the cat dragged in. Hair of the dog my old mate?

OK My turn at "Love me Tender"
Ladies please be mindful to do your very best swooning

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?  *fans herself*

Grumpy_Old_Rossco Wrote:

OK My turn at "Love me Tender"
Ladies please be mindful to do your very best swooning

Thank you very much. Free drinks to the little lady in the front row.

Whoa ***! OK house special Aspirin and water coming right up.

Baby Aspirin

Ingredients:
1 part Orange juice
1 part Sweet and sour mix
1 part Triple sec
1 part Raspberry schnapps
Mixing instructions:
Pour equal parts into cup, mix and pour into shot glass.

If I had Vespa coasters... I can't begin to think what would happen, but I do know that it would be interesting.

Make mine a double. No Skittles! Don't worry, I won't sing....maybe.

<Smuggles Jodes back in disguised as my wheelchair-pusher, whom everybody knows you don't ever notice; (a) because they can't be very bright or they'd have a proper job; and (b) because a wheelchair user is always much more interesting than any boring pedestrian!>

*Sorry, might be a touch of frustrated sarcasm there! No offence meant to actual wheel-chair pushers!*

Well, while I'm behind the bar you can have the beverage of your choice, mixed with the confectionary of your choice, or not; your choice!

I'll be sitting in the corner watching old Dr Who episodes on DVD, so help yourselves.

I'll leave the till open so you can pay and sort out your own change. I'm sure Grumpy won't mind...

Grumpy is very grumpy - and he knows where you all live...

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha....

Were you here at the time and with the hangover you had....I would have trusted you. Besides you were a great customer last night and it would have been only fair.

Maybe you'd actually be able to do something about if you wern't stoned all the time.

I don't really care TBH Ian. You don't really figure in my interaction on this board. Stay go, it is much the same. (Just make sure you pay the bill )


OK folks Disco Ball is up. Sweet 1980's tunes are ready to pump out and here come ABC by Jackson 5. Grab a partner and let's groove the night away.
Any lady prepared to dance with a Grumpy Old Disco Freak?

Glassy cleavage? Post number 346:

No, just didn't want to use the 'D' word!

So, as you've arrived, Snow White, you'd better start dancing!

Thanks. Doc kept trying to lead.

Ocampo said she put a wine bottle down her front.

I am gonna need you all to keep your "jugs" to yourselves please.  I do not want to have to throw out all of the "jug" lovers in the bar.  

Korrigan provides knitted jug covers, without touching the yarn, as that makes her feel icky.  Thank you Mr. Korrigan for knitting these nice jug covers.

^^Korrigan, are you SURE you aren't an aspie

I maintain that I was strangled in a past life with yarn.  There is NOTHING else in the world that offends my sensibilities more.  I can touch things once they are knitted, but when it is just yarn, EEK!

Mr. Korrigan tried to teach me to knit.  He stopped, once I stabbed him with the knitting needle.  Hey, it got the point across.

I am honestly no more sure of my neurotype than I am of anything else.  

Hey, are you blocking the fire exit?  Reminds me of this...

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Mitch Hedberg

Why Ian, I'm almost flattered, that was me that 'made' you leave?

I thought you just decided to storm off of your own accord.

^^Korrigan, are you SURE you aren't an aspie

I didn't conform to your view of AS >.>

And frankly I found your casual racism an "irksome bore"

You know i'd love to be mates again, but you don't want that.

No, his name is Max.

What's sangria? It smells good. Can I have some?

Please do sleep here - I'm short a footstool since a certain young person sobered up!

Cyber grand-daughter: enjoy your camping trip! And I hope that the bears stay away...

Ya, that's me,
no, no, here, the left one.
(good god, he sees double)
take my hand, here,
and sit down, sit down here,
could somebody call Max?
No, Erich, here, this is your chair,
No, you can't sit on Korrigan,
Oish, somebody help me?
this guy's heavy.

And rather too much spirit, at that!

*peers into the glass*  *sniffs it*

Is this just sangria?

My parents used to drink sangria once in awhile and they never got this tipsy!

*sends the glass to the lab for chemical analysis*

Accordinggggggggggg to ou c findlingth
ziz shtuff doesn't containnnnn any
I Oh, waaaaz did I strt sayinnnnnnnnnnn
mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'll grab a lemon, lime and bitters - need to keep a clear virtual head tonight... *grins*

Have a great camping trip energeia-hope all goes well for you!

9:15? In the morning? I'm 10 hours away from even thinking about that headache.

LL&B?

Lemon, Lime and Bitters.  It tastes funny and comes in a bottle, so it lets you pretend you're drinking even though it's got no alcohol in it.  

Or more to the point, it stops other people at the bar saying "Why aren't you drinking? You should have a drink. Go on - just have one, for me..." *grins*

Here you are Zakkie!



Barman is busy out with his kids, so I'm in charge of the bar again!

Please remember how much you owe and pop the money in the till when you are about to leave? Ta!

Aha, poifect!

*yells* "Hey everyone! They're using the honesty system! Free drinks for all!!!" *grins*

8 in the morning, saturday.
You should drink a glass of milk and go home!

Do you need some muscle Rossco?  (Flex, Flex)  I think I still owe you a few hundred...  

Good idea for starting saturday night.
One more please!

As your wife and the mother of your children, I suggest you drink a lot of that virtual vodka

What are you gonna play tonight?

sure I do!
But you know me - making choices is always difficult...
Red wine, guinness or pina-colada?
good that you're here- you tell me: what will it be?