I find it fascinating that we have 2 threads related to telephones! Maybe if we all learn how to tear phone books, then the telephone solicitors cannot phone us.

I love the picture... . Congrats on your accomplishment
erm, I haven't ripped any phone books.... yet...
Did you get any paper cuts?!
I punched a hole in a plaster wall with my head when I got very distressed about 3 years ago.
been there - done that.
Natalie, did you use the traditional method, or the Alternative Oven Method?

That is so awesome. I hope intermediate algebra is over... or at least that the workbook isn't any good anyway.
Holy crap, I can't believe I just ripped this 300-page algebra workbook in half...

"300-page algebra" ..you are my hero! ... I hate algebra! 
How about walking through concrete walls?
The only thing you'll need is is an infinit number of trials.
O.K. I started my expieriment on it.
I'll try to post from the other side, if there will be any server available.