Aspies For Freedom

From Withnaill and I ;

"Here hare here"

(note written by yokel, nailed on door above dead hare)

Lately this one's getting a lot of play time around here:  
"You can do it." -- Animal (I think)
(Must be delivered with a bad French-Canadian or Cajun accent.  Not sure which.)

Others:

"We've all got it coming, kid."  --The Unforgiven

"It's good to be the king!" --History of the World Pt I

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." --The Godfather

"Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand." -- Cool Hand Luke

"Please, sir, can I have some more?" --Oliver Twist

"What is you major malfunction?" --Full Metal Jacket

Agh... incoming revelations of the Dark Side (of my personality)

"... the Republic no longer functions..." Queen Amidala
shortly followed by
"... the Senate is full of greedy squabbling delegates..." Palpatine (*gag gag*)

From Children of Dune (Sci-Fi Channel Miniseries):

Emperor Paul Atreides:
(in reference to the forces that created him)
"....They'll get their wish, through not as they'd like"

One of my all time favorites has to be this scene from Lion King (which I haven't seen for YEARS but I'll never forget this scene)...

"Asan-esana squash banana yadda yadda..."
"God, will you stop following me?"
"Psst! Come closer..."
*he does*
*Rafiki whispers* "Asan-esana squash banana *yelling* YADDA DOODIE DEEDEE DAYDAY..."
"I think... you're a little confused."
"WRONG. *points finger at Simba's nose* I'm naht thaa one who's confused; YOU don't even know WHO you ah!"
"*sarcastic* Oh, and I suppose YOU know."
"Sure do! ...Yer Mufasa's boy!"
*shocked* "!?"
"Bye!" *runs off*
"Hey... WAIT!" *follows* "You knew my father!?"
"*meditating* Correction... I know your father..."
"I, uh, hate to have to tell you this, but... He died. ...A long time ago."
"Nope! WRRRRONG AGAIN! HA HA HA! ...He's ALIVE. And I'll show heem to you! C'mon, you fallow Rrrrafiki, he know da way! C'mon." *runs off*
*follows*
*laughing maniacally*
"Geez, would'ja slow down!?"
*after a while* "SHTOP!"
*erks to a stop*
"Sssssshhhhhhhh..." *approaches lake*
*follows*
*points*
*Simba looks into water and sees himself* "That's not my father... S'just my reflection."
"Nooooooooo... Look... haaaaaaardaaaaaaah."
*vision changes*
"You seeeeee... He lives, in yoooooou."
*clouds swirl together*
"Simba."
"Father!?"
"Simba. You have forgotten me."
"No."
"You have forgotten who you are and so forgotten me. Look inside yourself Simba. You must take your place in the Circle of--"
"How can I go back!? ...I'm not who I used to be..."
"Remember WHO you are. You are my SON. And the one true king. ...Remember..."
"FATHER! Don't leave me!"
"Remember... Remember..."
"Don't leave me..."
*Rafiki approaches* "What wash that!? ...The weather? Pfuh! Very unusual, don'cha think?"
"...I know what I have to do, but... Going back means I'll have to face my past..."
*Whacks him! XD*
"OW!! Geez! What was that for!?"
"Eet doesn't mattah! Eet's een the past! Heh heh!"
"Yeah, but it still hurts..." *rubs head*
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, the pahst cahn hurt... But the way I see eet you can either rrrrun from it... OR, learn from it!"
*swings, Simba ducks*
"AH! YOU SEE! Sho waht are you going to do?"
"...First, I'm gonna take your stick..." *flings stick*
"Nonononono, not thaa shteeck! HEY! Where you going!?"
*running into the distance* "I'm going back!"
"RUN! GOOD! Get outta here! Wahahahahaha HA! WOOOOOOOOO ha ha ha ha! WOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *african chant music*

...Yep. One of the best scenes ever made, no questions.

"The fool, the meddling fool!, as if his ape's brain could contain the secret of the Krell"


Even more of an interesting thread to have to guess the film!

"Move it or loose it,sista!" from dum and dummer

"Its ok-Im a taxi-driver!" from dum and dummer

"You want the thruth?You cant handle the truth!" from some movie

"oi!Tok de den!" from "den spanske flue"

to many to choose from but mainly things from lee evans stand up shows