"Good times, noodle salad", As Good as It Gets Jack Nicholson
"Good Morning, and if I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night", The Truman Show Jim Carey
Lock, Stock and 2 smoking barrels:
"Our money and the drugs have been replaced by a pile of corpses. . ."
"Right, I'm panicing and I'm off!"
"If ya don't tell the truth, I'll kill ya. If ya bend the truth, or I think ya're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. In fact, you are going to work very hard to stay alive."
"how come, whenever we do a job like this you have to set fire to peoples feet?"
Major League-" Juust a bit outside"
Kindergarten Cop-"It's not a tumor"
Airplane-"It looks like a picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
Raiders of the Lost Ark-"Snakes, why does it have to be snakes"
Scardace-"Say hello to my little friend"
Pub..?!, ..ah yes, a meeting place where people attempt to achieve advance states of mental incompetency by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks. Kryten in Red Dwarf
The series of Red Dwarf is full of fantastic things to quote!
From The Color Purple:
"You sho is ugly!"
"It's gonna rain on your head!"
"I's married now!"
"Until you do right by me..." (said while making the hex sign)
From the movie "Real Men"
Bob = John Ritter
Nick = James Belushi
(Nick walks out of the bedroom with a female Russian agent, obviously they had slept together)
Bob: I didn't know you smoked.
Nick: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.
Bob: Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
Nick: About a pack a day.
Bob: That'll kill ya!
Nick: Bob, it won't kill ya. But it will make you very sore.
Indepedence Day-"Now that is what I call a close encounter"
Airplane-Ted Stricker "Well, surely you can't be serious"
Doctor "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley"
Independence Day has special meaning for me because of the ships with the shields that even withstand H bombs
"Damn, they [the alien fighters] got shields too!"
[whole sequence of B-2 launching nuclear stand-off missile at the Houston mother ship. I saw that movie first run two months after I got my Master's, and my biggest weapon did not work a few dozen times in Washington DC, even when I was sure it was a slam dunk]
"Direct hit! Squadron leaders, fire at will!" [President Whitmore's jet launches missile that demonstrates that the mother ship's shields are down] "Fox two... Eagle Twenty...."
"Way to go Mr. President! Payback's a ***!"
From American History X -
"Life's too short to be pissed off all the time."
Ugh fave movie quote: Ummmmm
Look at it! My Hair! It's ruined!
-Howl from "Howl's Moving Castle"
I love this line "Bumblebee Stop lubricating the man"
from Transformers
lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels:
We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden
There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.
Fight Club
Tyler:Ok. You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!!
Tyler:Oh, heavens, no, not the green one, anything but the green one. .
Jack pulls the green one, and bomb is diffused
Tyler kicks Jack in the face and says: I asked you not to do that!
Tyler:You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
Layer cake:
England. Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends
Meet the Parents (2000)
Greg Focker: No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION.
Dirty Harry (1971)
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Shrek (2001)
Magic Mirror: Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let's hear it for Cinderella! Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the Land of Fantasy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her frozen, dead lips and find out what a live wire she is. Give it up for Snow White! And last but not least is a fiery redhead who lives in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by a boiling lake of lava. But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes piņa coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescueing, Princess Fiona!
Absolutely Fabulous (1992) {Fat (#1.2)}
Eddie: Exactly. I mean, no one blinks an eye when an older man goes out with a young girl bimbo, do they? Or what is really sick, listen now Patsy, what is REALLY sick, darling, is when a non-bimbo girl goes out with a really old man. That's sick, isn't it, darling.
"Absolutely Fabulous" (1992) {Fat (#1.2)}
Saffie: Mum, what is this world you live in? What is this bimbo and non-bimbo mean?
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
The Big Lebowski: I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
The Dude: My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
Seinfeld" (1990)
George Costanza: Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie. And if I have to tell you again, I'm gonna take you outside and show you what it's like. Do you understand me? Now, shut your mouths or else I'll shut them for you... and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because, I would LOVE IT!
But the BEST lines come from the movie "Body Heat" (1981)
Ned: Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.
Matty: This is a blouse and a skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.
Ned: You shouldn't wear that body.
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Matty: [to Ned] You aren't too smart. I like that in a man.
Ned: Can I buy you a drink?
Matty: I told you. I've got a husband.
Ned: I'll buy him one too.
Matty: He's out of town.
Ned: My favorite kind. We'll drink to him.
Matty: Only comes up on weekends.
Ned: I'm liking him better all the time.
Ned: I need someone to take care of me, someone to rub my tired muscles, smooth out my sheets.
Matty: Get married.
Ned: I just need it for tonight.
Matty: My temperature runs a couple of degrees high, around a hundred. I don't mind. It's the engine or something.
Ned: Maybe you need a tune up.
Matty: Don't tell me. You have just the right tool.
Ned: How's the cop business, Oscar?
Oscar: Real good. Always starts hopping in weather like this. When it gets this hot, people try to kill each other.
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Ned: Hey lady, ya wanna ***?
Mary Ann: Gee, I don't know. Maybe. This sure is a friendly town.
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Matty: Ned, this Mary Ann.
Mary Ann: We were just meeting. Ned made me feel very welcome.
Frankly, my dear I don't give a damn.
Gone With The Wind
After all, tomorrow is another day.
Gone with The Wind
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Gone with the Wind.
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.
The Godfather ll
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she has to walk into mine.
Casablanca
ET phone home
ET.