05-27-2007, 08:50 AM
I enjoy writing dialogue pieces because of writing screenplays (or attempting to) I do it in a one-two pattern. So: first person talks, then second, than first. So it goes like a real conversation. They sound real but have never taken place. I go authentic with them. Here's two I've written of late:
“There are so many strange and obscure things within this world.”
“I completely understand you man.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. Its like….take Kate Moss for example. She gets caught doing cocaine which is often career damaging to other celebrities, and yet she actually earns more that year. “What has this world come to?”
“Yeah….what about Don Imus?”
“Who’s Don Imus?”
“That guy who called the girls on the Rutger’s Basketball team nappy headed ho’s.”
“That’s Imus?”
“Yeah. After he gets dropped for saying such stupid remarks, he has the nerve to sue CBS for $41 million dollars.”
“Well if they dropped him without any notice then he should be entitled to some pay for “lost wages.”
“I disagree with you on that point. Because in my opinion, he shouldn’t get jack all. What he did was offensive, and CBS is covering their *** because they don’t need him pulling another stunt like that again.”
“CBS is covering their *** because they want advertising money and their reputation. That’s the only respect that Imus’ comments bother them in.”
“I slightly agree with you on that point.”
“That’s a first from you.”
“What? I’ve never agreed with you on anything before?”
“No…you’re always arguing with me on every single thing.”
“Oh come on, that’s ridiculous. What about the time when you thought that Pulp Fiction was better than Kill Bill? I completely agreed with you there.”
“That’s because Kill Bill sucks big time.”
“I have to disagree with that big time.”
“See! You always do that. It’s a piece of crap because they charge twice for the ticket prices and it’s suppoed to be “1 movie”. My ***. Movies shouldn’t be made where you have to purchase two tickets.”
“Would you really want to sit through a 4 hour plus movie?”
“I sat through Grindhouse.”
“That wasn’t 4 hours.”
“I don’t care. They could have released the movies separately.”
“They did…in other countries.”
“Okay, what were we talking about again?”
“Something uninteresting that you brought up.”
Fin
“Hi, what’s going on? I was just walking by and saw you and well….we haven’t talked for awhile so thought we’d uh….talk?”
“How are you man? I haven’t seen you for quite some time.”
“I know. It’s been around what? Three months now.”
“Yeah, it was something about an argument we had.”
“I can’t distinctly remember what the argument was in the first place.”
“Honestly, neither can I.”
“So what are your plans for this weekend?”
“I’m planning on seeing Pirates of the Caribbean three.”
“Interesting pick.”
“How is that an interesting pick?”
“Just that its long, loud, and the second one was awful.”
“How was the second movie awful? Please explain that to me.”
“They ended the movie with it basically saying to be continued. You just don’t do that. You can’t just say “Got your money, come see the end of this movie for another $10 next year!”
“Quite frankly, they can do whatever the hell they want, its their movie franchise.”
“…and you support that industrialized commercial nonsensical money grabbing garbage?”
“Yes….yes I do. I will proudly be sitting in the middle section with my girlfriend, eating popcorn and drinking a nice cold Pepsi.”
“You actually pay for the drinks and popcorn too?”
“Uh…yeah. It’s the whole movie experience man.”
“How often do you go?”
“Like twice a week.”
“Overkill?”
“No, just for fun. When you actually have a job you can do things like that.”
“Nice jab.”
“…or a car for that matter. Have you gotten your license yet? You’re what, 23?”
“20. What is with you and the low blows.”
“It ain’t a low blow if it’s the trizzuth.”
“The trizzuth? Please speak proper English. You’re what? 32”
“29. If you want me to speak in your illogical scrambled and disorderly way of speaking, added on with an unintelligent delivery, then you have your wish.”
“You are being such a dick.”
“…….”
“Now I know why we didn’t talk in the first place for three months.”
“Why is that?”
“Because the same damn thing happened with the Matrix Reloaded.”
*#1 walks away.*
“What a dumbass, it was Kill Bill.”
Fin
Comments are appreciated whether or positive or negative, I can only improve that way. While writing a screenplay I'd put the names in. Oh, and sorry for starting another thread but this one contains dialogue pieces and blogs I've written that are there to create discussion and the title of the other thread isn't good.
“There are so many strange and obscure things within this world.”
“I completely understand you man.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. Its like….take Kate Moss for example. She gets caught doing cocaine which is often career damaging to other celebrities, and yet she actually earns more that year. “What has this world come to?”
“Yeah….what about Don Imus?”
“Who’s Don Imus?”
“That guy who called the girls on the Rutger’s Basketball team nappy headed ho’s.”
“That’s Imus?”
“Yeah. After he gets dropped for saying such stupid remarks, he has the nerve to sue CBS for $41 million dollars.”
“Well if they dropped him without any notice then he should be entitled to some pay for “lost wages.”
“I disagree with you on that point. Because in my opinion, he shouldn’t get jack all. What he did was offensive, and CBS is covering their *** because they don’t need him pulling another stunt like that again.”
“CBS is covering their *** because they want advertising money and their reputation. That’s the only respect that Imus’ comments bother them in.”
“I slightly agree with you on that point.”
“That’s a first from you.”
“What? I’ve never agreed with you on anything before?”
“No…you’re always arguing with me on every single thing.”
“Oh come on, that’s ridiculous. What about the time when you thought that Pulp Fiction was better than Kill Bill? I completely agreed with you there.”
“That’s because Kill Bill sucks big time.”
“I have to disagree with that big time.”
“See! You always do that. It’s a piece of crap because they charge twice for the ticket prices and it’s suppoed to be “1 movie”. My ***. Movies shouldn’t be made where you have to purchase two tickets.”
“Would you really want to sit through a 4 hour plus movie?”
“I sat through Grindhouse.”
“That wasn’t 4 hours.”
“I don’t care. They could have released the movies separately.”
“They did…in other countries.”
“Okay, what were we talking about again?”
“Something uninteresting that you brought up.”
Fin
“Hi, what’s going on? I was just walking by and saw you and well….we haven’t talked for awhile so thought we’d uh….talk?”
“How are you man? I haven’t seen you for quite some time.”
“I know. It’s been around what? Three months now.”
“Yeah, it was something about an argument we had.”
“I can’t distinctly remember what the argument was in the first place.”
“Honestly, neither can I.”
“So what are your plans for this weekend?”
“I’m planning on seeing Pirates of the Caribbean three.”
“Interesting pick.”
“How is that an interesting pick?”
“Just that its long, loud, and the second one was awful.”
“How was the second movie awful? Please explain that to me.”
“They ended the movie with it basically saying to be continued. You just don’t do that. You can’t just say “Got your money, come see the end of this movie for another $10 next year!”
“Quite frankly, they can do whatever the hell they want, its their movie franchise.”
“…and you support that industrialized commercial nonsensical money grabbing garbage?”
“Yes….yes I do. I will proudly be sitting in the middle section with my girlfriend, eating popcorn and drinking a nice cold Pepsi.”
“You actually pay for the drinks and popcorn too?”
“Uh…yeah. It’s the whole movie experience man.”
“How often do you go?”
“Like twice a week.”
“Overkill?”
“No, just for fun. When you actually have a job you can do things like that.”
“Nice jab.”
“…or a car for that matter. Have you gotten your license yet? You’re what, 23?”
“20. What is with you and the low blows.”
“It ain’t a low blow if it’s the trizzuth.”
“The trizzuth? Please speak proper English. You’re what? 32”
“29. If you want me to speak in your illogical scrambled and disorderly way of speaking, added on with an unintelligent delivery, then you have your wish.”
“You are being such a dick.”
“…….”
“Now I know why we didn’t talk in the first place for three months.”
“Why is that?”
“Because the same damn thing happened with the Matrix Reloaded.”
*#1 walks away.*
“What a dumbass, it was Kill Bill.”
Fin
Comments are appreciated whether or positive or negative, I can only improve that way. While writing a screenplay I'd put the names in. Oh, and sorry for starting another thread but this one contains dialogue pieces and blogs I've written that are there to create discussion and the title of the other thread isn't good.