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Mmmm....I want a pet rat now...

Mine is, of course, Paintball! The one subject I never shut up about! There's two aspects I'm most familiar with, Playing and Gunteching.

Playing, of course, starts about 3 or 4 days before the event. At some point during this time, I'll visit the field at which I'm going to play, and walk the zones, making some small drawings/notes of the general layout and size. I'll take these home, and pin them up on the side of my desk. For the next few days, when not actively training or bumming around online, I'll sit on my bed looking at the pics/notes and running through fictional games with mental images. I'll run scenario's and stuff, figure out some good positions, and generally explore a mental model of the field (Sometimes I get roughly abstract image of the field, sometimes I get it almost as detailed as the real thing)
Come the day, I'll wake up 2 or 3 hours early to check all my kit over, pot up my paint, and load up the car. Me and the rest of the team will arrive, discuss random stuff, and prepare to play. At some point, we'll decide which plans to implement.
Game on! I play the backman/commander position, so I usually run to a good defensive bunker/barricade, and instantly start laying paint. Being the Commander, I'll call out enemy positions, actions, and any eliminations, all while keeping my marker pointed at one target and shooting a steady rope of paint, not at where they currently are usually, but where I think they will move to. Things get a bit tricky, as I'll be reloading every 15-20 seconds while keeping up constant fire, even while reloading. I'll go through anywhere from 900 to 2000 rounds of paint in a 5 minute game, and often that wont get a single elimination, as my roll is to keep enemy heads down, keep them from moving, and inform my team of their location. The front guys do the eliminating.

Gunteching/Gunsmithing/Airsmithing revolves primarily about maintaining or repairing paintball markers, an area to which I've become heavily involved in. Although I may not be as good as some others out there, I'm better than some, hehe. It may sound like a stupid thing, but my first question to whomever has brought me the gun is "Whats wrong with it?" As this can narrow the problem down immensely, even an answer as vague as "Its leaking from the bolt" help, as I then no where to start. Next step is a complete strip of the gun, cleaning everything up, and inspecting the component that the customer has outlined as malfunctioning. If its an obvious problem (Like a bust O-ring) I replace the part, rebuild the gun, air it up, and give it a quick test. If that works, I give the gun back, and send them on their way.
If the problem isn't obvious, I'll replace any perishables (O-rings, Cup Seals, Springs, etc) and rebuild, to see if that fixes the problem. If not, I'll completely replace the malfunctioning component, and anything relating to it (Example being, if a blowback wont re-cock, despite adjusting the RVA, and there's no visible damage to the hammer or valve, I'll replace both. If it involves an unreplacable part, such as a reg, I'll start fiddling with the pressures.
If none of the above work, I have a Mallet. A really big Mallet.
Electrical problems are a bit tricker, and usually involve me plugging a gun into a computer. Much easier to diagnose, harder to fix if something needs replacing. At current, I can fix: most blowbacks, Angels, and most pumps. Hoping to learn Autocockers soon.

nyanchan Wrote:
some of the coolest stories are those that really wouldn't be suitable for an audience under thirteen


One of the reasons I took so many years of Latin classes were the hot stories Cool

ichtms Wrote:
The Salvation Army co-op has a large section with books and it's quite orderly but some customers seem not to see the meaning of order or even that there are others who might be after the books they treat badly. I'm always putting books back in their right place or fixing the mess of books leaning in faulty manner. Sometimes I spy on others as they rumage through the shelves, on the brink of screaming; "Don't you fuckin treat them books like that, Idiot!"


So nice.  In a store I think people aren't thinking the books are in exact order, whereas in the library (I hope) they know they are.  It's the idiots that we have to accomodate, hence my study of errors.  The non-idiots make fewer errors, in my opinion, with some research to back me up.  Anyway, glad to hear from someone else who cares about books!!

Mine is defanatly World Wrestling I love it. Alot of people think I'm crazy in liking WWE I know it's fake and that it's just entertainment but I just like watching it. Most of my friends hate it they hate the guys being too well built but I love it. [/color]GO DX......D-GENERATION-X HBK SHAWN MICHAELS AND TRIPLE H [/size]
My narrow interest is the love of World Wrestling. I absoultly love it. I'm a big D-Generation-X fan here. Been a fan of WWE for years was a fan of Hulk Hogan and The Rock in the early 90's but have only taken WWE alot more serious in the last 6 years with the love of D-Generation-X and Shawn Michaels HBK for their funny antics and for having a soft spot for Shawn Michaels as well. I collect everything and everything on WWE have all the D-Generation-X and Shawn Michaels merchindise you can get.
Serial killers, selected rock bands, dinosaurs, X-men. There are more, but I can't think of them all right now. Will add more later.
One of the most prolific serial killers of England was a woman; Mary Ann Cotton. She is thought to have killed 25 people, her own children and lovers, and to have escaped detection by moving around the country. Also, at that time, there was a high mortality rate in children and people did die of gastric fever which was the illness doctors thought her victims died of; altho they were actually poisoned with arsenic.

Mary Ann Cotton was eventually arrested after she poisoned her stepson. A neighbour was suspicious that the boy died right after Mary expressed her regret that she couldn't move in with her latest lover cuz the boy was in the way. Mary was convicted and sentenced to death. She was hanged, with the hangman botching her execution; she struggled for many minutes on the end of the rope before expiring.

After Mary Ann Cotton's execution, the type of shawl that Mary wore to her hanging went out of fashion, and children sang in the playground a song that started "Mary Ann Cotton, she's dead and rotten." Altho the conservative estimate by the court was that Mary killed about 20 people, modern historians place the number more at around 25, and it could even be more.
My narrow interest tends to creep people out, yes. XD
Kryten: Remember Captain Oates? "I'm going out for a walk, I may be some time."
Rimmer: Yeah, but the thing about Captain Oates... the thing you have to remember about Captain Oates... Captain Oates... Captain Oates was a prat. If that had been me, I'd have stayed in the tent, whacked Scott over the head with a frozen husky and eaten him.
Lister: You would too, wouldn't you?
Rimmer: History, Lister, is written by the winners. How do we know that Oates went out for this legendary walk? From the only surviving document, Scott's diary. Well, he's hardly likely to have written, "February the 1st, bludgened Oates to death while he slept, then scoffed him along with our last packet of instant mash." How's that going to look if he gets rescued? No, much better to write, "Oates made the supreme sacrifice" while you're dabbing up the last of his gravy with some crusty bread.
The old system of hangings meant that the criminal would often strangle to death for many minutes on the end of a rope, in front of a huge crowd. Sometimes it was possible to save their life; for example, a woman became known as "Half Hanged Meg" after her friends cut her body down soon after she was hanged for infanticide and bore her away in a coffin. Soon after the party had stopped to rest at a crossroads, a knocking was heard from inside the coffin, the lid was opened and Meg found to be alive and well. Soon after her ordeal she remarried her husband.

The new system of the long drop method was developed by Marwood, and eventually, hangings were conducted behind prison walls. This wasn't for the benefit of the criminals, but cuz public hangings were dangerous, with people being thrown to the ground and trampled in the crush as the crowds pressed closer to the scaffold. The new method resulted in a criminal dying instantly from a broken neck, which was far more humane. There were a few errors before the system was perfected, with heads being torn off by the action of the rope on the neck; caused by a too long drop.
That would also end up with a rope snapping. People used to buy pieces of the hangman's rope after a hanging for good luck charms. Some murderers used to be displayed in gibbets as a warning to others. The smell of the rotting flesh was appalling. John Lee became known as The Man Who Could Not Hang after 3 attempts were made to hang him, and each time the trapdoor wouldn't open.

By the way, it's nice to see someone else sharing my interest. ^_^
His death sentence was commuted to life imprisonment. The priest stopped the execution after the third attempt and sent John back to the condemned cell. When he got back, he said to an astonished guard, "I'm hungry." "Well, give him my breakfast cuz I can't touch mine," said the hangman after hearing this. After getting out of jail, John apparently did quite well.

I love anything to do with true crime and execution. I have loads of books and I love going to the London Dungeons and Tower of London. ^^

Yigal Wrote:

Lace Neil Singer Wrote:
That would also end up with a rope snapping.


Not necessarily. There is strong thin rope out there (e.g. made of some plastic). Even cable has been used, which most likely cuts the head off.

I'm talking about the old days, not modern times. And ropes have snapped before; tho that didn't usually save the criminal; they'd just get a new rope and try again. Not sure what kind of rope they use nowadays, but it was always proper rope before. When executions were moved inside prison walls, they reused the rope over and over.

Ethel Wrote:
I don't doubt this for a moment... but do we know why a lump of fibre used to kill a convicted criminal was considered to have lucky properties?  Humans are so strange...

Haha! Yeah, they are. XD Just like assuming a mutant clover is lucky, eh?

ichtms Wrote:
Amazing where this thread meanders... have ^ seen Charles Duff's "A New Handbook on Hanging"; the Definitive Edition of 1954? or Justin Atholl's "The Reluctant Hangman; the public and private life of a hangman." the story of James Berry, Executioner 1884-1892. contents include a scale that shows the striking force of falling bodies at different distances.


I've got a book on James Berry but not that one; have to, have to get that one. Thanks for the recommendations. ^^

Faramir from LOTR is so sexy. I think that anyone who prefers Legolas is insane; I can't stand the elves in LOTR, they think they're so perfect and Legolas is the most annoying of all the elves; which is some feat, as they are all very annoying. Especially Elrond, smug git. I don't like the way Arwen's role was exaggerated in the movies, either. But Faramir is so brave, as well as being good looking; that scene where his father sends him off to his almost certain death makes me cry in the movie.
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