If TV is the cause, then maybe pinball and mirror-smashing are the cure. (from "Tommy", a rock opera by The Who)
Whatever these researchers are smoking, I want some of that.
tell the idolts that i have autism and i didnt watch tv. there goes the logic.l
Oh dear more poor research and even worse conclusions. Anyway here's some proof that the decline in the pirate population is responsible for global warming.
By the way... if you watch tv, you will eventually DIE! Yep, teh OMGZ!
Someone, please ring the douchebag responsible for this "study" and remind him that correlation does not automatically equal causation. *smacks head on the desk*
commonly known as the fey or faery folk that lived in mounts of earth anf the changlings feared salt or steel i dont remeber which.
Vitosis is a 100% FATAL condition where the subject lives for a substantially short time. 100% of all people suffering from Vitosis have eventually died, and it just gets worse.
Not me, I'm going to live forever. 
commonly known as the fey or faery folk that lived in mounts of earth anf the changlings feared salt or steel i dont remeber which.
Iron most commonly, but it varies depending on the part of Europe a story comes from. Could also be salt, crucifixes, ect.
You know, I always wondered if a Jewish vampire would be afraid of crucifixes.
It would also mean Muslim vampires would be screwed anytime there was a crescent moon in the sky
But if vampires avoid all holy symbols, then every vampire will have to avoid crescent moons!
Oy, my head just exploded. O.o
eh...?the shortsightedness,a factor in some cases
the obesity,well,duh...if you sit around all day,doing nada,duh..
the premature puberty...right.ok.you just sit over there,while we get the cuddlejackets...
and autism?well,im an aspie,and i hate tv.its rubbish,very little is good (although mythbusters is fun...)
oh.their.gods...
i told my mum about this,called her in when an article came on and...she belives it :cradles head in hands:
You know, I always wondered if a Jewish vampire would be afraid of crucifixes.
Well, they'd have a problem if they were nocturnal creatures who were afraid of stars.
But then, I suppose being undead isn't exactly a boon.
Except the stars in the sky don't exactly look like Stars of David.
We're putting waaaay too much thought into this...