Aspies For Freedom

I got this from a guy who constatnly lied and stole from the class room "You don't believe in God, you're going to Hell." Yeah well it be hell if I was stuck with a mouth-breathing hypocrite like you for all eternity.

Forgot to add. I used to have buck teeth due to an over bite. Kids always asked why I stuck my teeth out like that.

Another one is good grades are a sign of intellegence. Not true, they just show you can work hard and can memorize information.

Me "I have Asperger Syndrome"
Friend "No u dont"
Me "Ahh ya I do"
Friend "Ahh NO U DONT"
Me "The doctors said I do"
Friend: "I've been studying that kinda stuff at Uni, trust me u dont have it"
Me "Thats cos the doctors put me on mind-bendings drugs to make me "normal"
Friend "Oh isnt that nice"

Most of the stupid comments I receive tend to be along these lines:

Schmuck 1: "You're really short!"
Me: "Wow, you don't say? There's me thinking that I was 6'1", all this time! Thanks for clearing that up for me!"

or

Schmuck 2: "Why do you always have to use long words?"
Me: "Because I'm smart. Wait, was that too long for you?"

Mega NT Friend: What are you doing atm?
                 Me: I'm drawing.
Mega NT Friend: Why?
                 Me: Because it's relaxing.
Mega NT Friend: Wtf? How can that be relaxing?
                 Me: It's good man.
Mega NT Friend: You're crazy...I'm gonna go watch Desparate House Wives then play Basketball and other very NT stuff I know you're not interested in...
                 Me: K later.

Well I extended his last sentence there but he may as well have said exactly that. Would have made zero difference. He has the attitude that he can bludgeon me into liking the same things he does. Frustrating as hell...but he let me stay at his place for a week while I was looking for a new house. We're so opposite it's hilarious yet somehow we manage to be good buds. :S

haha!! i still get asked that unless i wear something that accents my figure.

they say "you sit like a boy.."

"You are a hypochondriac, you don't have autism, your little brother doesnt have autism he just wants to be like you." .. you have no idea how much i want to hurt that girl, saying im a bad influence on my precious john?

"no one intelligent types that baddly." shall i bow to the? my IQ tested far superior to yours, but you can type better. that obviously means more.

"why do you use big words? do you think it makes you sound smart?" i chose the best words i can to describe my thoughts. do i have to slooowww doooownnn? you think thats insulting to me, but i think its an insult to your own intelligence.

"Your lack of eye contact and that you look down when you walk is due to lack of confidence" ive never been shy, not once in my life. i am extremely extroverted, im an artist and an activist. now, how am i not confident?

"she just never got enough attention as a child i bet." oh yes because you know i want attention when i perpusly avoid people.

"you must be emo because you get excited and upset too easily" emos dont get happy, moron.


"You really should not be reading all that stuff on the internet, its what feeds your hypochondria" .. so why is it that every time i asked to be tested for something, it comes back positive? becuase im right, its called learning.

"you're disgusting and i'm ashamed to even have you be any kind of so-called representative of what autism is about....on ANY level." then why bother talking to me?
she also said said "you use autism as an excuse for you immaturity" when i tell her if im doing something wrong she needs to explain WHY its wrong and HOW to fix it in staid of just repeatedly yelling at me or its not going to help the situation resolve.

"you cant be mature untill your 25, but your 17 so you think you know everything, youll grow out of that."
how can they ASSUME im like an average NT? first im not normal NT im autistic and second i think im quite mature.

"why do you dress like that?" what you mean unique? id rather not dress like you, if thats what your asking me to do.. you look so *** generic. and, my cloths are all comfier than yours.

"why do you sit like that?" becuase its comfortable. why do YOU sit like THAT?

i always got on with my school librarians,mostly because i spent all my time either in the library or in one of the computer rooms(if avalible)

so,when i started reading LOTR at about 8,they were not all that suprised.i had already read most of their library anyway.

I don't like cooked vegetables and I get quite often, 'so you are a vegetarian then?', I reply 'no, I don't like cooked vegetables means im more of a carnivore' and they look at me like im wrong!

I don't don't think people actually listen.

“Asperger’s Syndrome? Isn’t that what causes skin cancer?”



*No offense taken or towards this friend, I simply personally thought it was funny.

Will

Polytetrafluoroethylene brains ^.^ thats a good one...

*bipolarbear likes max the bear*

i dont understand that one.
everyone considers me a Goth,and my girlfriend is also considered a Goth.
niether of us smoke.tis but another sterotype

as i said.tis but a sterotype