Aspies For Freedom

Where are all of the conspiracy theories of how autism got here?

Look at rotten autism sites at the news and media forum, it is stickified.

I belive autisim come from a very anicent civilization of some kind or sort,  as a specialist on early civilizations,  I theirize that we as a race were seperated after the great deluge or flood that covered the earth some 10,000  years ago, although I have yet no prof of what our civilization was like, I can say this, we may have been one of the most advanced societies on earth because of our many gifts and talents that we have,  almost every know society talks of a great flood or deluge, the american indians, The epic of gilgamesh,  and the hebrew flood story,    hope this helps. yes their is a conspiract to wipe everyone of us off the earth by preventing us from being born,  They knoew what we can do and possibly where we come from, but the goverments won't tell us, how that for conspiracy theories,  


Eugenics is a systematic genocide of our race, idealology and culture,  

Clinton W. Murphy

Interesting idea but personally I belive that AS developed within the human race as a result between crosbreading and genitic enginering with alien races. After all if you traversed light years and come down to an uncivilized world would you like to be surounded by NTs

Autism is an evolutionary response to incresed demand for beyond neurotypical levels of intelligence - that is facilitated by a profound disconnection from society as well as whatever incresed cognition that is afforded to Aspies by the autistic mutation.

It seems especially prevalent and well developed in jewish communities, who I believe are descended from neanderthal species of human - chec the skeletal remains;

neanderthal skeletons show up in israel, pakistan, etc. as well as malta.

there is plenty of documentation on the subject and I think it is generally agreed that neanderthal genes carry the autistic trait. Thats probably why they failed to defeat the cromagnon surge.

I say we're all people who were kissed by kings or presidents when we were babies.

I reckon the particular noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster which created the Aspie genotype had too much basil in the sauce.

Makes as much sense as most other theories I've heard, about vaccines when you're three somehow changing the existing hardwiring of the brain, or autism being a higher spiritual plane.

Or, in my case, the noodly appendage of the heretical Flying Gluten-Free Spaghetti Monster!!!

Tigger, have we inadvertently discovered the link between AS and tummy problems?  

Two nobel prizes to the genetics forum, please.

Heed well the mumblings of the solitary hermit.
The dark prophecies of the Zombie Potatoes bode evil tidings to humanity.
Back in the deepest well of time, before the flood, when all was dark and stinky, the potatoes achieved consciousness.  This was due to the head lettuce worshiping the broccoli in inappropriate ways.
Yea, and there was a great clamor and much gnashing of teeth that day, the sunless prediluvian day that the potatoes finally achieved the power of zombification.
Lo, and their first act was to jab a plastic sword of the blackest green into the lobes of the first available human to wonder within striking range.

And this, my friends, is where all mashed potatoes comes from.

Oh, wait.
I was supposed to link this with Autism.  
Opps.
I've lost the muse, that finicky little nymph, anyway.  Perhaps one day I'll spin a tale that makes sense.
Until that day...
um...

Nevermind.

God really wanted Hans Asperger to become famous.

Autism is actually the result of a tailored virus invented by the government during the Cold War designed to change the nervous system to increase the systemizing abilities of American children so that they could compete with the Russians. The virus was then substituted for the inactivated viruses in the MMR shots. When the Cold War ended, the government launched a coverup by secretly founding Generation Rescue

I'm liking Thomas's story, wherever it's going.  If you can work the gluten thing in somehow, we'll make it a three-way Nobel prize...

That's not very lucrative .... you could make a lot more money from selling the cure ....

Well, I reakon a species of enlightened aliens have been watching the human race since the year dot, and when the first human became a buddha they abducted him, took genetic samples, and reakoned he was the way to go - hence, an increase in the autistic crowd.  We are the tomorrow people.....

ROTFL.      *HOOOOOWL!*

*cough*  Sorry..... not.    lolololol