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writers block....
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-writers block:
'Sup
-me:
'Sup
-Writers block:
'Sup
-me:
'Sup
-Writers block:
'Sup
-me:
'Sup
-Writers block:
'Sup
-me:
'Sup
-Writers block:
'Sup
-me:
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-Writers block:
'Sup
-Me:
Ummm... writers block
-writers block:
yes
-Me:
Your kind of in the way
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hmm... I wonder what this random object is...
I wonder what will happen if I press this red button
BOOM!
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<incredibly off key singing> JOHN JACOB JINGLE HIGMER SHMIDT THATS MY NAME TOOOOOO, WHEN EVER I GO OUT THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT, S.T.F.U.
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Sherry: I love you so much Chris.
Chris: I love You to.
Sherry: prehaps we should exchange rings in some sort of ritual where the whole family comes and I could be dressed in a white gown.
Chris: why white?
Sherry: because its pure.
Chris: why is white pure?
Sherry: I dunno it just is.
Chris: well thats crap, I think the dress should be purple.
Sherry: why purple?
Chris: because purple is my favorite color.
Sherry: I like the color Brown.
Chris: Brown is an ugly color.
Sherry: are you calling my preferances and thoughts ugly?
Chris: that particular preferance and thought? yes
Sherry: well if you cant respect my preferances and like them as I like them, I think its time to end the relationship.
Chris: thats a good idea, that way I wouldn't be forced to watch Fresh Prince of Bel-air.
Sherry: you dont like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? you must not be human.
Chris: Im not I am a Wookie.
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This is not an original dialogue--it came from a book--but I found it so hilarious that I had to share it with ppl. It's from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. Arthur Dent & Ford Prefect have recently been caught trespassing on someone else's spaceship. A soldier, Number Two, has taken them to his captain.
"Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir?" he squaled.
The Captain peered at him in bemusement.
"Why on Golgafrincham should I want to do that?" he asked.
"To get information out of them, sir! To find out why they came here!"
"Oh no, no, no," said the Captain. "I expect they just dropped in for a quick jynnan tonnyx, don't you?"
"But they're my prisoners! I must interrogate them!"
The Captain looked at them doubtfully.
"Oh all right," he said, "if you must. Ask them what they want to drink."
A hard cold gleam came into Number Two's eyes. He advanced slowly on Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent.
"All right, you scum," he growled, "you vermin..." He jabbed Ford with the Kill-O-Zap gun.
"Steady on, Number Two," admonished the Captain gently.
"What do you want to drink?!!" Number Two screamed.
"Well the jynnan tonnyx sounds very nice to me," said Ford. "What about you, Arthur?"
Arthur blinked.
"What? Oh, er, yes," he said.
"With ice or without?!" bellowed Number Two.
Oh, with, please," said Ford.
"Lemon??!!"
"Yes, please," said Ford, "and do you have any of those little biscuits? You know, the cheesey ones?"
"I'm asking the questions!!!!" howled Number Two, his body shaking with apoplectic fury.
--THHGTG
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0-Let it all, LOUD,;, hesitating, LOUD
1-What's that?
2-What's what?
1-That!
2-This?
1-Yes!
2-Hm?
1-Go away!
2-Yes!
1-Away with you!
2-Away with me!
1-Something different this way comes!
2-Complete it now completely...
Parallel lines never meet!
Unless. However. Witty.
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Respectfully yours, C. Smith - Maier of erehtmits I.
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Roowdee boowdee, I'm back here in the past... And now for something completely different!
BUMP
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The alternate ending to "Finding Nemo"
Marlon: Nemo?
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