Aspies For Freedom

Am I allowed to kill all existing politians in Canberra, Australia? I am moving there next month. Just thought it might be a way of getting to know the city. Besides they will need a calm, rational, homocidal leader to restore order - why not me?

G'day from Australia. Had a busy few days. I toured alone around Canberra, made a lot of unscheduled random house calls on a lot of politicians homes, met them and murdered them quite voilently. I then assumed power in the interim and called martial law to restore confidence in the crisis.
To appease the masses I changed the national anthem to "Sounds of them" and gave David Boone the order of Australia. To redress some of the economic debt I executed all prisoners who were convincingly convicted of major crimes and confiscated all their property. It was such a good trick I did the same to all those people I have run a foul of in my life and also businesses and corporations that have "bought their way out of trouble".
Dictatorship is working so far but trouble is brewing in paradise. They didn't appreciate me making Norman Gunston head of ABC or Sir Les Patterson of ambassador to the UN. THey are over their initial shock and suspect I may have actually have had some part in the engineering of the coup.
May be in a spot of bother....

Yes I think the South Australian, Prince Phillip Island Fairy Penguins might be revolting...they are certainly distasteful at the very least.
I propose we make all natural predators of penguins "endangered species". Perhaps get our scientists to make those same predators a little bit faster through genetic engineering. Also make penguin shooting an olympic sport. Gun happy enthuiasts will train very hard.

Tose penguins are definately up to something. Whenever I visited they would be speaking penguinese very emphatically and with much lively wing fapping, but as soon as I approach, they stop talking and stay very quiet. They absently scuff the ground with their feet and give each other little nods, wink and sidelong glances. They think that I don't know they are up to something. Apart from that they act very penguiny! Very disconcerning.
Oh well guess it doesn't matter. I got ousted and a lot of Aussies were after my blood. I think the "Die Johnny Die" message I scrawled across his home might have tipped the authorities off to the fact that he didn't voilently stab himself to death with a butterknife. So anyhow the army came and I was lucky to keep one step ahead of them. I am now unfortunately living a life of luxury in Tahiti with the billion dollars I stole from the Treasury. Damn it!
Oh well was some fun while it lasted.
Mind you thinking now, I have a bit of money and notority....I wonder if Tahiti is ripe for a bloody coup?

LOLz.

How am I a reject? But thanks anyways.

Anyways, I'm Spandam Smicklefrinz! Stare into my eyes and get poisoned by my cutenesh! NOWW!!!1!!!!

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My eyes have just slayed two curebies. Also, some people at Mystic Homes on Furcadia think I'm Saddam. I'M GAY FOR SADDAM!!!1

All right, now what the heck'd I just post?!

LOLOz

It's funny you know. I love Australia. Yeah everything in Australia is far deadlier. I am being serious here, it's like our snakes and spiders - OK this is snake x it is the deadilest in the world he is found in Australia in y vicinity and is closely related to z snake which is the second deadilest snake in the world also found in Australia... Same with spiders. Our sharks tend to get quite bitey as do our crocodiles and the list goes on.
However I think growing up here we get very desensitised to it. I was walking home from school one day along a path in the bush next to my home and nearly stepped on a snake sunbaking. I slowly stepped back walked around it and went home.
At home I said "Mum there a snake on the path"
"What type?"
"I dunno. I was kinda hoping you'd know"
She came out and it was still there.
"Oh its a dugite. I guess you'd better kill it. I'll get the shovel and you make sure no-one steps on it"
She came back with a shovel and I killed it. I kept the tail (it squirm for a long time) to chase my brother with.
We get a lot of redback spiders. Nasty bite but not if you kill them. Most critters will only bite you if you brush them or go crazy around them. Sharks will attack most things that look like a seal. I had a big shark swim underneath me once when I was gidgeying out in open sea once. But that is another story. As is the time we found a great camping spot in Cape Tribulation - peaceful, scenic and no other people around - two days later coming back we saw heaps of crocs either side of the road back and a sign saying not to camp because of crocs. Glad we didn't see it, we wouldn't have had such a nice time! LOL

Wonderful! Not only the coldest place in Australia but the most boring! Oh well. It will have my kids over there that is one thing and the other thing after a half bottle of bourbon under my belt maybe I can shoe the Canberites how to disco dance "properly". Who cares what's playing. After three quarters of a bottle, there doesn't have to be anything playing. LOL.
Yes poor old sleepy Canberra is not ready for Rossco!

Ian why so many vaccum cleaners, mate?
Meiolyn I am desperate to see your Demon seriously kick some arse.
Bob I have a phobia about magpies. I shiver even type the word. I absolutely freak out big time. When that shark swam underneath me I was very concerned but didn't freakout like I do with magpies.
About murder - great idea - I would like you to come over here a ruthlessly murder the magpie population whilst I go over your neck of the woods and seriously put some pain into your moth population.
Tigerfire welcome aboard mate.
Luan did you know Tolkein who wrote Lord Of The Rings was a Linguist and create the language of the elves himself.

Ninpendo Wii reminds me of something that I don't have but that about half of you do....!

Don't worry Bob you weren't responsible for that confusion. It was the effect of my mind powers. I was trying to get you to type "Throw the Emperor down a rabbit warren"....but the force is strong in this one.....

Damn, did I call you Luan? Sorry about that mate. I didn't know that the basis of the elves was on Scandinavian folklore and the Irish myths of the Tuatha De Dannan. I did assume the were based on Scandinavian mythology. I also knew both Lord of The Rings and Hobbit were very long in writing. 7 years for one book though! I didn't have any idea about the basis of elvish language. I presumed it was based on Latin. Oh well!
Thanks for letting me know. I find that really interesting.
Oh Bob don't think badly of those Dublinites - they were under a form of mind.......

Seriously Bob. Why did those guys throw rotten vegies at you?

I am doing a special dance in honour of your achievement right now!