Aspies For Freedom

There won't be much point in threatening America since Meiloyn pretty much runs it now due to her mind control devices (which reminds me of Yuri in Red Alert 2, if you ever played that).
We don't have any control in Japan yet so Vladivostok it is!

Fine, but I want a basement research lab if you are going to build a mansion of sorts. Preferably in a small town in the mountains, so if everybody disapears nobody will notice. Then soon we will have a race of atomic supermen. Just don't let them find out the terrible secret of their creation. They might go abit nuts.

No problem. I will personally destroy anybody who gets in my way, then maybe I will experiment on them before giving them a nice home in a coffin. Hopefully they won't comeback years later to kill me.

Yup. Somehow I became prime minister. A rigged election I think. Somebody then commited regicide for some reason and via some dodgy blood testing it was found I was next in lind for the throne.

Once we have aquired mars it is onward to Jupiter. The penguins can colonise Europa it is perfect for them.

Just a warning, if a genetically engineered super-soldier bursts into your office with a six-foot long sword, watch out. I hear ShinRa presidents have rather sensitive backs.

Does anybody get the feeling that these penguins are smart, a bit too smart. I don't trust them I have a suspition that they are just using us for their own evil penguiny ends. The only solution is to trick them into leaping into the fires of Mt. Doom before we all become penguin slaves, feeding them fish and so on.

I believe otters or gazelle will make a fine mind-less replacement.

Well if they do turn on us, we need a cunning plan to eraticate them. I suggest luring them into a large room where upon viewing my snazzy new pinky/purple fluffy feather socks (mmm silky soft) they will be awestruck giving you just enough time to pull the velocimatrix on a giant vacuum cleaner, sucking them all up before dumping the dustbag in the fires of Mt. Doom. Alternatly we could just accelerate global warming, melting Antartica, leaving them with no home, thus death.

Here is a news report I found.

NewsFlash.com
Penguin war imminent?
11/1/07  12:34pm

Penguins have been massing on the island of Tahiti, satillite pictures suggest. They looked armed and dangerous and seem to be hauling round what seems to be a giant weather machine. Penguin overlord General Waak had this to say "Wok wok waak waak waak wuk". What that means we have no idea but it may spell...disaster.

We have reason to believe they are evil.

WooHoo! with the penguins out of the way there is nothing stopping me from ascending to godhood where I can rule over all you petty mortals!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! etc...

There is nothing you can do to stop me! All I need is a bit of time.

This ain't a story. It is the product of the collective delusions of the members and honourary members of AAR.

I meant isn't. 'Ain't' ain't a word apparantly, even though it is used by so many people.

Where as once I have aquired omnipotence, I will have complete control over the laws of physics and to a lesser extent the universe. Things are looking good for AAR! Infact the only thing that can stop us now are parallel universe versions of ourselves.

Arrgh! you posted before me Mich. Reducing what little sense my post made made even more. Ah well I'm sure I'll get over it.

You are a reject under the strict order of Sir Ian of Shinra. Why he considers you a reject though I have no idea.

Aren't you a girl?

If so how could you be gay for a corpse? a male corpse at that.