Aspies For Freedom

Ummm...  I'm not a regect but you said "visitors allowed" so I figured it's OK for me to post.  Especially because I've always stood up for Meiloyn before when her jokes get her in trouble.

I haven't been on for a while, so maybe I missed something, but when did Bob Bobson become a "regect"?

Oh, and what's  "Wojciech-flavoured candy" taste like?  O.0

I LOVE ARTEMIS FOWL.
Only the lastest one sucked, Arty fell in love with a girl genius who was not NEARLY as smart as him, it was stupid.  I always thought of him as being asexual and aspie, anyway.


Yeah, I DID imply that you guys (Ian and Meiloyn) were rejects.  I guess a lot of the ADULTS here just don't understand you people.

(actually, to be honest, I don't like you, Ian.  At all.  We may both be comunists, but you worship corrupt comunism and I support liberal comunism)

I live in the USA.  I think we should use our comics to brainwash the American citizens, then assasinate Bush and stage a coup.  Are you with me?

D-$%^& computer doesn't have a fast enough connection for me to watch it....  It takes an hour for me to load a minute of film.

Sorry I called you a comunist.  I suppose I must have misread your comments.  Can I asume you have an intense INTEREST in comunism/comunist countries?


Meiloyn, the Artemis Fowl books are:
Artemis Fowl
The Arctic Incident
The Eternity Code
The Opal Deception
The Lost Colony

And if you want to count the Artemis Fowl Files as part of the series, that was written after Eternity Code and before Opal Deception.  It's got "inetviews" with the characters, Artemis's report cards (which are hilarious), and a couple short stories like The Fei Fei Fiasco, featuring Mulch Diggums.

*was madly in love with Arty for three years*

Ahehe....  Um. Yeah.

Please, no one kill me for what I'm about to say.....
I haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies since I was eight.  And I don't remember any of it.

Do we have the UK yet?

Oh, btw, the Penguins and I have built a secret facility and are working on spaceships & various terraforming materials so we can get our takeover of Mars underway.  We've also developed high-tech Penguin Armor and are training Penguin Troops.

Oh, good!  We weren't 100% certain the Penguin Armor would work on humans (about 20% of our vistims- er, test subjects.... died in the initial experimenting stage), but it seems it will....


Hmm, faulty brainwashing solutions could be a problem if it gets out of hand.  I'll designate some of my Penguin Experts to researching new brainwashing techniques.

News:
We've all but completed the terraforming ships, so within a month we'll be sailing off to Mars.
Three months ago we sent out a wave of Penguin Scouts to the farthest edges of the universe, and we found some interesting things:
- Alien microbes on Europa
- More Alien microbes on Venus (where we least expected them!)
- What appears to be Alien grafiti on the surface of Pluto......

And I've now set up permanent residence in my mansion in Ireland.
What major countries do we have left to conquer?

p.s.  I'll see you all at my brithday bash on the tenth.  

I meant victims, obviously, not vistims.

I assure you, I have the penguin situation completely under control.  Any surprise apearances of penguins are all part of my clever plan.  You see, if we make the world public paranoid about penguins, it's so much easier to infiltrate the government and remove esential civil rights that would otherwise be bothersome.

And if a penguin revolution WERE to erupt, I have a detonater connected to a microchip in each penguin's brain.  A messy, but simple solution.


I do have human assistants who speak penguinese and the security guards speak it, too.  Those whispering groups you saw were speaking of nothing more insidious than which penguin-celebrity is sleeping with which other penguin-celebrity.

No, not in antarctica.  Our base of operations is Ireland.  And we've recently teamed up with Artemis Fowl (if we're bring in Wojciech, we're bringing in Arty, too), so our research is increasing at a startlingly rapid pace.

Since your discovery of magic, we've opened a branch of magic research facilities and they have quickly expanded to our largest research department.  The implications for space travel and warfare are exciting!
Speaking of space travel, we have now founded a very small colony on the moon- named New Athens in honor of me, Athene- and progress is being made on a huge colonizing fleet (the current colony's only purpose is to facilitate terraforming).

LOLK Mich is teh ghey

I've always liked the Empire in Starwars had all the toys when i was a kid lol

Ian

Whilst Shinra controls the resources of a single planet, in real life terms quite impressive..the Empire controls the resources/industrial output of an entire Galaxy (when the Empire was in its prime) so the Empire would win, in a war of attrition  anyway.

Ian

Ventilation shaft indeed, that would be a blessing ;p

alas Emperor Palpatine's FIRST death was when he was chucked down the Death Stars central reactor core.

Ian

Well you -will- insist on wearing that *** manchester united shirt, bob ;p

Ian

wait..SOCIAL rejects? screw that.. ;p

I was the one that reported it, looked like a sexually transmitted disease on a womans..part, by the looks of it.

Ian