Aspies For Freedom

When you happen to have a wife, and she's pregnant with her first child (or pair of twins), and you get visions of her dying in childbirth, DON'T listen to your chancellor friend. He's only playing tricks on you because he's an ****.

I don't like Capitalism. It's making people play more money for things than they need to.

But I guess it's a good thing to take advantage of if you're trying to take over the world.

Not yours. Ours.

Yay! I have successfully brainwashed the entire Congress!!! I got the Combatting Autism Act repealed, and I have yet to have the Congress pass an act that will get CAN sued.

Don't worry, I will have Japan soon, considering the fact that they market cars here in America.

Good job!

We have the UK. Bob is Prime Minister and I think Ian assassinated the Queen already.

Big news!!! Today, at my birthday party in the White House, there was a surprise assassination attempt!

Some guy tried to nail me in the back with a bullet while I made a short speech. Lucky I was wearing a Penguin Amulet, so you and your penguins get credit! The doctors are baffled about why I was untouched by the bullet. It looks as though the amulet, although it looks like a normal  fashioned out of threadspun penguin feathers, may have absorbed and melted the bullet upon contact. Pretty cool! The doctors apparently don't know a thing about Penguin Armor, and I won't let them.

Turns out that the guy who shot me was a senator. He must have broken free of my spell, and became afraid, so he tried to assassinate me. He's in prison now. It seems as though the brainwashing solutions I snuck into his water doesn't have any effect on him. He isn't answering the Question correctly. I'll kill him later so he doesn't cause any more trouble.

For Your Information: I brainwashed the Congress into passing and killing bills by sneaking a brainwashing solution into their drinks. This makes their brains numb, so they'll do anything I say. The Question to check if he is properly brainwashed is: What will you be doing this morning/afternoon/evening? The answer is: Whatever you tell me to do.

*donates several gallons of brainwashing solution*

Don't let them work on developing more solution. They may use it against us if your suspicions are true.

We can't act THAT fast. We have to wait until a telltale sign that they'll become trouble. For now, we should brainwash the penguins to prevent betrayal, and try to figure out why that congressman was resistant to my brainwashing solutions.

Since the penguins will be brainwashed into working mindlessly for us and won't be able to use their own intellect, we should work from their sketches and blueprints. Luai, do you have any humans who can understand Penguese?

Sweet! We can have the penguins develop brainwashing solutions without worry!

Okay, I found out that Wojciech seemed to have become president of Poland, and is mercilessly taking over various European countries. He has Germany, parts of the former Soviet Union, and Austria under his control.

I don't think I should approach him with a bondage treaty just yet. I could lose my influcence and end up getting impeached.

No wait. I don't have to worry about getting impeached, I have the entire Congress (and the replacement senator) and the Supreme court, and the cabinet under my brainwashing influcence.

Okay, I'll go sign the treaty now. Sweet! Several Slavic countries now under my rule. I'm pretty sure Wojciech would like having America, Canada, Mexico, Afghanistan, various Carribean islands and Iraq under his control too.

Okay, treaty signed. Wojciech is happy. And me too. There are now two presidents ruling VoAnna Empire, even though the Constitution of America says only one Prez. But this isn't America anymore, so who cares?

He's surprised to learn that penguins are developing effective weapons and armor in Antarctica, so he is now equipping his army with them. The rebelling citizens of former Germany can't stand a chance against them.

Also, I discovered the secret of magic, and shared it with Wojciech. We are currently figuring out how to release spiritual energy and combining it with elements. Eventually we might use this secret to impress nand destroy.

Sweet! I'm pretty sure Arty would be interested in conquering the world in various propagandish (is that a word) and *** ways. Just as long as he doesn't try to seize control of the AAR project himself or something. You never know what he's thinking.

I don't think building a colony on the moon is a great idea. The moon has no atmosphere or suitable conditions to live in and it's too small to carry an atmosphere anyway, so terraforming it is useless.

I found a Penguese interpreter. She is a woman who works with a small colony of penguins at a zoo. We won't be brainwashing her otherwise she might not be able to bring her intellect in Penguese to our disposal. Not only does brainwashing stop a person from getting ideas and going against you, it also stops them from using their intelligence, because the brain is washed down so they can only use the subconscious basics such as moving the body and understanding speech. None of my Congressmen can add 1 + 1. That's how you can REALLY tell, excluding the extremely young.

Ah. How do the penguins get rid of their CO2 and get their oxygen? Specially designed digestive system? They will probably digesting food with oxygen in it? And fart out Carbon Dioxide? You know they have to be constantly eating, right? Just like we have to be constantly breathing.

I think designing oxygen-CO2 packs is easier. When they breathe out, the carbon is released from the pack, leaving only oxygen, for them to breathe in. That way, they won't need to get continuous refills of oxygen--just convert the compounds!

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We have successfully detonated a chain of bombs with magic fire here in the magic research lab. Some idiots who were standing too close to the bombs were killed, but who cares?

Sweet! Space fish! My favourite kind of sushi!