06-08-2007, 02:11 PM
A credit card commercial: one of us gets rebuffed at a party by a succession of women,
Here's a one-liner
He asks one woman what her name is
She says "Virginia, and you're the Virgin Islands...." walks off
and then the voice over,
"at least your credit card is accepted worldwide"
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I wish I was a credit card
One accepted worldwide
People would be glad I came
instead of wish I'd go and hide
I wish I was a credit card
One accepted everywhere
Maybe dates would grow on trees
instead of being oh so rare
Here's a one-liner
He asks one woman what her name is
She says "Virginia, and you're the Virgin Islands...." walks off
and then the voice over,
"at least your credit card is accepted worldwide"
--------------------------------------------------------
I wish I was a credit card
One accepted worldwide
People would be glad I came
instead of wish I'd go and hide
I wish I was a credit card
One accepted everywhere
Maybe dates would grow on trees
instead of being oh so rare