Aspies For Freedom

Here is an unfortunately rude (yet hilarious) song I wrote based off of the South Park song "Kyle's Mom's a ***", which Artur likes to sing in Local Reality. In REAL reality I don't think Artur would sing this, but he was misrepresented, and he and Wojciech joke around a lot.

DISCLAIMER THINGY: Wojciech actually isn't that fat. This song is merely a joke.

THE FATASS SONG

Oh...
Wojciech's fat
He's really very fat
He's the fattest brat in the whole wide world
Have you met my friend
You'll see he's fat
I doubt his scale remains intact!

On Monday he's fat
On Tuesday he's fatter
He really can't watch how much he eats
*usually interrupted by Wojciech here*
He can eat 20 bars *referring to chocolate bars*
In one sitting
Hershey's raking in the gold!

Vo is fat
You know he's fat
He has the fattest *** of all the goths
His pants don't fit
They slide when he sits
Thwy don't have a pair his size!

*bridge*
Wojciech is very fat
His *** is very big
He must start to lose some weight
Or he might get a HEART ATTACK!!!

No more chocolate bars
No more potato chips
No more gothic rock
No more sugary candy

*record stop*

*Now in a heavymetal genre*

OH WOJCIECH'S FAT
HE'S REALLY VERY FAT
HE'S THE FATTEST BRAT IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
HAVE YOU MET MY FRIEND
YOU'LL SEE HE'S *pause*

OH
WOJCIECH'S
REALLY
FAT!!!!!!

Wojciech: I hate you, Artur!

It's directlink protected. You can't link to the image itself because it won't work.

Wait. You can link to the page the image is displayed on.

Cool! Did you draw it?

Wait, you didn't. I didn't see the header indicating it was official artwork.

Yeah, it does look cool.

Did you see the Fatass Song? (on previous page) What did you think of it?

Thank you. I'm horrible at rhyming (I always use rhymezone.com when available) and I can't actually write a complete, full, ready-for-release song because I really don't have much musical talent.

I can play the piano though. Compose a song on it.... not really.

What do you mean by long-winded?

DEE-DA-DEE!!!

*had nothing better to say*

I'm a little ashamed of writing it myself, but then again, I did worse things.

OKAY! I CONFESS TO THIS BOARD! There is a moment IN LOCAL REALITY (story I'm writing) where the apartment building the main characters of Local Reality lived in was burned down so they had to move into the Ch33p Ch33p Hotel (really cheap), but the four people had to split into two seperate rooms. You-know-who and I both were forced to stay in a room together.

Just after Wojciech took a shower, he realised that there were no towels, so he was forced to leave the bathroom completely naked. I suffered a *** nose. (An anime joke that is often played in suggestive scenes)

Oh.

Yeah, it is a little long. It's meant to be full length three minutes, like a real song.

It normally stops after "He really can't watch how much he eats" because Wojciech gets so angry he interrupts the song.

>< Me too.

Would you like me to PM you the largely incomplete summary?

It's 10:24 here.

I've seen faster threads on gaia.