I blunder, therefore I am.
I don't believe in existentialism, therefore it doesn't exist.
How do you define your existence?
(Modeled after: "I think, therefore I am." [Descartes])
Template:
"I _____ (insert verb here), therefore I am."
My first attempt:
I DIFFER, therefore I am.
Your turn... (it doesn't have to be serious...)
Descartes got it just about right. Though I could also say "perceive" rather than "think".
And now for the non-serious version:
I woodle, therefore I am (an orange).
Ungrammatical, but:
I Sainsbury's, therefore I am.
I think I am, therefore I think I am...
I choose what I want to be, therefore I am what I choose to be.
I am obsessed with Wojciech, therefore I am.
I draw, therefore I am.
I am Aspergian, therefore I am.
I am called a crazy evil disabled person that should have been aborted when given the chance, therefore I am ANGRY.
i am a failure, therefore i am.
I don't think, therefore I am not.
I don't not think; therefore I am.
I am a double negative; therefore I am positive. :smile:
I remember; therefore I was,
I think; therefore I am,
I imagine I will be.
I think, therefore I am... (At least, I think so...)
Bibo ergo possum -- I drink therefore I can.
I forget, therefore I... er... Never mind.
"I'm the one holding the toy towtruck, therefore I am"
Hehe. I like that one.
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I never was, therefore I never will be.