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No, it's a proper form of a-dress.

How many whales does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get their laser eye-beams working, of course.

But how did they build the stilts to walk on land so they could take over?
And squeaky clean.

How many died playing the game of deep places?
Tuesday.

Who ate that lemon without peeling it?
Recycled bicycles.

How far do they go before they're two tired?
No, it's "Hey Zeus Moralays".
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I like fog more than either.

How did Jasper Dash nearly die on scenic Mt. Anderson?
No, she just thinks she is.

What's it like to be a 40 year old 12 year old?
Because God is holding us up, just like he holds the stars up in the sky.

Why aren't Llamas purple?
Scribble a mustache on George Bush's face.

What happens if we don't?
No, men are from mars, women are from venus.

But where are the hermaphrodites from?
I hate jam.  I used to like peanut butter, but I've been down on it recently.

Why am I so picky?
Life, the universe, and everything.

But how do we know it's 42?
I don't think he knows, erkolos.

Can zombies taste?
As many as you like, but if he's sour, no-one will play with him.


If blue bugs have blue blood and black bugs have black blood, do blue-black bugs have blue-black blood?
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